If someone can come up with a way to rhyme “reign of Kain” with “astral plane” that makes sense, please drop me a line

The reign of Kain falls mainly on refusing the sacrifice

Hello from my place!

I’ve always heated my Pocky up in the microwave ever since I heard Michael Jackson sing “Show ‘em hot Pocky” in “Beat It”

If you play guitar non-musicians will keep buying you aesthetic guitar gifts with limited functionality, like a pen holder shaped like a lil’ guitarist that can only fit like 2 pens. Ppl think you want to look at guitar shapes constantly but I already own a guitar, that’s plenty

Go pick up some music to do physiotherapy to! (Inspired by true events.)

the early days of 3D gaming suck so bad man, I had so many PS1 games and I think of how many I'd actually wanna go back and play now for more than 15 mins and it's like 6 games. look at a best-of N64 list.. there's a few stone-cold classics on there but it gets kinda dire pretty fast..

listen to Alm Uncle.. joeversus.bandcamp.com/album/america #BandcampFriday

I have been remiss in promoting #BandcampFriday today whoopsie doopsie, but yeah please go get some music, just like Heidi here, saying her classic line! joeversus.bandcamp.com

When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom BRB… BRB BRB BRB BRB Speaking words of wisdom BRB

There’s a dude who rode in the quiet car of my morning train 2 days in a row who is clearing his throat so loudly and frequently it feels like some alpha male tactic to assert dominance. You do not belong in the quiet car, sir. Please listen to yourself

No matter how many times I go to Penn Station NY, I am starkly re-reminded it is one of the circles of Hell. Newark Penn Station is another circle. Probably every Penn Station is one

marked as safe from ever caring about Geese in the first place

*falls on my ass really hard* "AAAAAGHHH! ...... .....the Heart... of Darkness." *stands up*

oops i'd better get going or i'll be late for my session with my therapist, YouTuber Indiana Jones

My fellow Americans, hah! he is the TACO! the silly taco man! my friends, Dangerous Donald drumpf'd it up again! folks, the chief representative of the only country to ever use nukes just terrified a nation with the threat of total annihilation! you guys, his hands are small! it's Her turn

Above the fold: Editorial staff of Racism Monthly say Hasan Piker is a bad egg. Should Democrats listen? Below the fold: President scheduled to nuke Iran for no reason later this evening

TEINENPI TTE NANI??

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Having turned off my internet for 3 months, successfully avoiding being spoiled on Fox McCloud and R.O.B. appearing, I, a man in his 40s, grin ear-to-ear at my 4PM opening day screening of the Mario Galaxy movie, my shriveled consumerist penis gratefully ejaculating again and again…

Idk who needs to hear this but Tingle’s Rupeeland is rosy af!!!

cleaned out my horrible ears with Debrox a week ago and am noticing a lot of common sounds (typing on my keyboard, water splashing) now have a crisp trebly element to them in a similar register as the sound of creasing paper. It is awful and I want to go back to my nasty wax life

For a week or so the big screens on the outside of Madison Square Garden have been displaying a QR code that apparently you can scan to thank the NYPD for all the good work they do and the only time I ever saw someone holding up their phone to scan it it was a cop

www.yelmonline.com/stories/face... SEATTLE — Law enforcement officers in Washington state can no longer cover their faces to conceal their identities.

seconded

"Oy, that's right, it's me, you cunts, ol' Peaky Blinders himself, innit?" - First line of Peaky Blinders: The Movie

These are too detailed… they’ve gentrified my #MiniFlubby #NotMyFlubby

This is when AI peaked for me…. don’t really care about whatever so-called advancements have come since

Have regretted and usually not even finished watching every video about the music theory of a pop song or video game OST I’ve ever clicked on. Oh it walks up from the E to the G and resolves to a D sus minor or whatever tf… go back to math school, nerd!

And wow, would you look at that, it just so happens to be #BandcampFriday! joeversus.bandcamp.com

Art done for Be a Man! by Joe Versus

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there was a time on twitter when I was mutuals with mitski and I would tweet some dopey garbage like "I bet on losing blogs" and she would kindly like it. all downhill from there folks.....

Foolproof Smash Bros. strategy I rarely ever see used: at the character select menu, if you choose one character, then Fox, and then another character, it kind of sounds like the narrator says the first character is fucking the third one. Try it out! I think you’ll be very impressed!

Makes sense that the man who stole from Satoshi Kon's work multiple times would make an animated series with a plagiarism machine. (clip via @ani-obsessive.bsky.social )

damn I was today years old when I found out some shit I absolutely couldn’t care less about

so sick of saying this.. you'd think these losers would get it by now, but once again, it costs one GOLD coin to see Madame Mushka

this person disabled quote-tweets but just wanted to say I was around for when it came out but did NOT see it in theaters but I just saw it last damn year in theaters cuz they did a limited release! and yeah! it was great! you can see many things in theaters if you wanna! pay attention!

A girl just called me a busta!! But I can at least take pride in the fact I am not nor will I ever be a scrub. *I receive a transmission in my earpiece* Oh no!!

Marketing missed a trick by not going with the tagline: “Get ensnared…. in the Hamnet! SOOOOEEEY!!!”

“Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole” Wesley Willis - Cut the Mullet

If humankind is so insistent on producing so much art should it not stand to reason that we be afforded more time and freedom to sample it all! Huh?! Eh!?

gosh what a time to be alive I get to see my favorite once niche game series Legacy of Kain and Silent Hill cannibalized by their parent companies and regurgitated unto me. and also The Simpsons is getting another movie so hey that’s great

was just about to remark on how"clanker" is the first time I can think of where something sounding like fake sci-fi slang has made its way into our real-life lexicon but I've just looked it up and you nerds stole it from a Star Wars video game so never mind I guess