lately got a bunch more people finding their way to my Simpsums video about the Simpsons World Cup episode from quite a few years back! sorry to anyone this happened to! but actually my video is better than sports so you're welcome!!

ok here, you are welcome, yeah... Obsession >>> Is God Is > The Furious > Toy Story 5 >> Mortal Kombat II >> Disclosure Day I have updated the number of >'s as I have determined I hate Disclosure Day more than I originally suggested

there are a number of songs that flit through my head unbidden genuinely like every single day, and I cannot explain why or how they got there. like one of them is Holy Diver by Dio. I don't think I've listened to Holy Diver that much in my life and yet there it is, eternally.

seen a bunch of new films recently, here is my ranking (NOT a joke): Obsession >>> Is God Is > The Furious > Mortal Kombat II > Disclosure Day Disclosure Day is perhaps the most bored I've been in a theater in years. Ranking will soon be updated with Toy Story 5 DONT you worry

more like Displeasure Day!!!!!!!!

what a cool dude www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkCP...

Bobby Prince rocked man!!! An influence on me for sure. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ugv...

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However the Ocarina of Time remake turns out, they must keep this scene as is.

SOMEONE FROM CALIFORNIA: "I'm from California." ME: "There is a California champagne by Paul Masson....."

*chanting during previews before the Grogu movie* Woo, yeah Go-Gurt!! Where is the Go-Gurt! We want Go-Gurt! We want Go-Gurt! *person behind me taps me on the shoulder and whispers something in my ear* What the FUCK!!! *I throw my entire large buttered popcorn at the screen and storm out*

oh it's also the 2-year anniversary of my second album, AMERICA! being released on streaming lol.. it technically released on Bandcamp 10 days before that, which is obviously the best place to get it... joeversus.bandcamp.com/album/america

seems there is a Widget theme AI cover now... I don't think I need to tell you that this flies in the face of everything Widget stood for

again not sure why it's happening but I remain so very pleased that there are sporadic blips for my Widget the World Watcher theme cover. I suppose if you want covers of the Widget the World Watcher theme I am the only game in town. You are welcome, the environment!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1ng...

haha

I made an Anthropic account a couple weeks ago literally just to do this and as of yet haven't logged into it again

that Robot and Grogu movie is over 2 hours long. is this what the arc of humanity was meant to bend toward? 2+ hour Grogu movie??

what if it was called Beyond: Two Bowls and it was about a ghost who gets too fuckin high yeahhhhhhh!!!

people like to get mad at IGN for plenty of things but not nearly enough for their Tingle smear campaign that likely contributed to his disappearance from future Zelda games

100% certain Mixtape sucks shit just by lookin at it and also cuz I played the previous game by the same director and couldn't force myself to finish it. but I am also 100% sure all the pissy conservative gamers grousing about the kissing scene peruse loli hentai on the regular

i have only played two 3D Zeldas in my life, I am starting the Wind Wanker tonight wow wow I am so excited to play the Wind Wanker awooooo awoooo I am howlin for the Wind Wanker (I know it's not the game with the wolf in it, I know that's Toilet Princess) awoooooo

If someone can come up with a way to rhyme “reign of Kain” with “astral plane” that makes sense, please drop me a line

The reign of Kain falls mainly on refusing the sacrifice

Hello from my place!

I’ve always heated my Pocky up in the microwave ever since I heard Michael Jackson sing “Show ‘em hot Pocky” in “Beat It”

If you play guitar non-musicians will keep buying you aesthetic guitar gifts with limited functionality, like a pen holder shaped like a lil’ guitarist that can only fit like 2 pens. Ppl think you want to look at guitar shapes constantly but I already own a guitar, that’s plenty

Go pick up some music to do physiotherapy to! (Inspired by true events.)

the early days of 3D gaming suck so bad man, I had so many PS1 games and I think of how many I'd actually wanna go back and play now for more than 15 mins and it's like 6 games. look at a best-of N64 list.. there's a few stone-cold classics on there but it gets kinda dire pretty fast..

listen to Alm Uncle.. joeversus.bandcamp.com/album/america #BandcampFriday

I have been remiss in promoting #BandcampFriday today whoopsie doopsie, but yeah please go get some music, just like Heidi here, saying her classic line! joeversus.bandcamp.com

When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom BRB… BRB BRB BRB BRB Speaking words of wisdom BRB

There’s a dude who rode in the quiet car of my morning train 2 days in a row who is clearing his throat so loudly and frequently it feels like some alpha male tactic to assert dominance. You do not belong in the quiet car, sir. Please listen to yourself

No matter how many times I go to Penn Station NY, I am starkly re-reminded it is one of the circles of Hell. Newark Penn Station is another circle. Probably every Penn Station is one

marked as safe from ever caring about Geese in the first place

*falls on my ass really hard* "AAAAAGHHH! ...... .....the Heart... of Darkness." *stands up*

oops i'd better get going or i'll be late for my session with my therapist, YouTuber Indiana Jones

My fellow Americans, hah! he is the TACO! the silly taco man! my friends, Dangerous Donald drumpf'd it up again! folks, the chief representative of the only country to ever use nukes just terrified a nation with the threat of total annihilation! you guys, his hands are small! it's Her turn

Above the fold: Editorial staff of Racism Monthly say Hasan Piker is a bad egg. Should Democrats listen? Below the fold: President scheduled to nuke Iran for no reason later this evening

TEINENPI TTE NANI??

@danwishart.mixnmojo.com www.bbc.com/news/article...

Having turned off my internet for 3 months, successfully avoiding being spoiled on Fox McCloud and R.O.B. appearing, I, a man in his 40s, grin ear-to-ear at my 4PM opening day screening of the Mario Galaxy movie, my shriveled consumerist penis gratefully ejaculating again and again…

Idk who needs to hear this but Tingle’s Rupeeland is rosy af!!!

cleaned out my horrible ears with Debrox a week ago and am noticing a lot of common sounds (typing on my keyboard, water splashing) now have a crisp trebly element to them in a similar register as the sound of creasing paper. It is awful and I want to go back to my nasty wax life

For a week or so the big screens on the outside of Madison Square Garden have been displaying a QR code that apparently you can scan to thank the NYPD for all the good work they do and the only time I ever saw someone holding up their phone to scan it it was a cop

www.yelmonline.com/stories/face... SEATTLE — Law enforcement officers in Washington state can no longer cover their faces to conceal their identities.

seconded

"Oy, that's right, it's me, you cunts, ol' Peaky Blinders himself, innit?" - First line of Peaky Blinders: The Movie