to be clear i also think the opposite is true: the worst thing they could do is take a male hyur model and have it go "hi warrior of light my name is shinji ikari." no one in the history of the planet would be able to take that seriously

the funniest and most accurate possible thing they could do for the xiv/eva crossover is to pluck alphinaud, xiv's closest equivalent to shinji ikari, out of msq after 8.0 and relegate him to the alliance raid storyline for an expansion, then just squeeze that boy like a wet towel until he cries

Her fault

I love this essay very much!!!!

Chouriki Sentai Ohranger: The Movie (1995)

おめでとう！ #ffxiv

this is how i react when reach comes home from work

“Look what I can do!” 💦🐻‍❄️ Laerke the polar bear is showing off her pool skills with a perfect underwater handstand. 📸: Animal care staff Kacie

はーとふる彼氏は4月1日に15周年を迎えました。おかげさまでHappy Birthday! 🎂 The first Hatoful Boyfriend hatched on Apr 1 in 2011. Thank you for your support! 🍓 #Hatoful

killing 2 min burst has me in on the new xiv job stuff. i'm concerned at how few buttons there are but this game had a lot of button bloat anyway, and i'm hoping the new control scheme + not being trapped in the 2 min paradigm lets them design fights that are well and truly fucked up

demeter when her daughter goes missing

there's going to be a controversial cutscene where the warrior of light has the option to sexually proposition a teenager.

great king of evil Ganondorf misses a rock slide on mega charizard Y

loudly cackled with glee when i finally managed to anti air this stupid old man with my little homosexual mid-tier whip. genuinely don't think i had successfully anti-aired the stupid air fireball before this as aki.

49% of writing is momentum 49% of writing is convincing yourself you're not washed 1% of writing is looking up synonyms for big and 1% of writing is pressing keys on your keyboard

kuu feeds the shrine's guest while fuu tries and fails to be normal. ch2 of wallflower or warpath is up!

I think Neyuni and Gulool Ja would make really good friends [ #ffxivart │ #art ]

i have been kind of interested in playing a difficult pokemon romhack but didn't think i had the time or attention span to reset runs, but i have been introduced via osmosis to the concept of the "dadlocke" where you give yourself save points after each gym if you wipe which is. interesting

it's crazy as a teenager/young 20-something i used to shotgun friday night magic immediately followed by a midnight prerelease and just sleep it off the next day. now if an event at the card shop goes longer than three rounds i start whining about how i'm old and my back hurts

my prerelease deck was very good but more importantly it was very gay

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Marcille

first chapter of a new ryu thing up!! i loved writing the shrine maiden twins so much i wanted to bring them back for a whole story (and also i wanted to write about ryu getting fat). please let me know what you think if you give it a read! archiveofourown.org/works/831324...

oops i hyperfixated on vgc and stayed up all night laying in bed thinking about teambuilding

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

i perfected @citationneeded.bsky.social and then she left the room that means i won the moral victory

had a very funny turn 1 on the last fight before the act 3 boss in my most recent silent run. couldn't do anything quite this broken in the boss fight after but I did still win. corrosive wave hadn't clicked with me yet until this deck but it was really really goofy here

i got aki to diamond...!! this isn't the rank-up clip because i have the oblivious mod on but it is a funny wall splat combo i did right before. this character is really fun. she has so much sauce. i really hope diamond players jump less than plat players because holy fuck her anti airs are bad.

pokemon champions fun... i got to master ball in gen 9 a few times but i don't really know what i'm doing, so i've just been throwing shit at the wall. having a lot of fun trying to figure out what's good in this weird small metagame and trying to counter it.

i got home so i washed my hands then i realized i had to pee so i did that then washed my hands again then i realized i hadn't flushed so i did that and then washed my hands again

#Heronoftheday is this very sexy male Bare-throated Tiger Heron showing all of the ladies his manly inflated throat at Caño Negro #CostaRica #birds #herons #nature

there's a community of japanese users on twitter who share their pokemon plushies, especially dressed up and cute ones. this tweet means the world to me.

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

Jikuu Senshi Spielban (1986) Episode 44

Throwback to baby Butternut for International Beaver Day! 🦫 Butternut turns 7 on April 29.

i do think aki doing all this shit to me would fix my back probably

Last year I rewatched Utena and drew this poster. And... I think it's time to show it?? 🤺

✨ Kaguya!! ✨ #超かぐや姫 #CosmicPrincessKaguya

oh wait oh shit oh god that doesn't combo uhh yeah ok nailed it.

zeztz causing me physical harm this week.......

Sound up! Sven has something to say. 🥹 As spring rolls in, our rescued Arctic fox is shedding his winter coat. In the wild, Arctic foxes swap white for brown to blend into the tundra when the snow melts. 📹: Animal care staff Brittany

i finally uploaded the first chapter of a book i've been writing. the book as a whole is meant to be split up like it's a one-cour 13-episode anime, and each chapter is an episode. please shower me with praise to fuel the motivation furnace in my head. archiveofourown.org/works/818823...

rearranged gimbap's cage. the big tower on the left is a bottomless pit that will kill her so she can train to avoid platformer video game obstacles whenever she inevitably escapes.

scribble

I'll be real I understand why The Boss did all that

spent most of today disassociating so i decided to start something meaningless and nostalgic to make myself feel better: aka a hardcore nuzlocke of an emerald randomizer. nothing that interesting happened up to gym 1 but her ace was a wobbuffet with shadow tag that almost killed big bizniz. scary

Kamen Rider (1971) Episode 69