Imagine how much better the entire world would be if Jeff Epstein decided to just jack off a lot.

When you see how cottage cheese is made you’ll never want to eat it again

The napalm just not smelling as sweet this morning…

Mood today…

Your attention, please... I propose that from this second forward that the "Epstein Files" no longer be named as such. I propose that from this second forward, that they formally be named, "The Trump Epstein Files" now and forever. Can I get a second? All in favor say, Aye.

John Mara: “I lowballed Saquon and let him walk. And it was shown on Hard Knocks! I’m the biggest assclown in NY!” Steve Tisch: “Hold my beer, bitch” Giants fan, wake the fuck up. You’re giving money to these two. TweedleDum and TweedlePedo…

What in the FUCK is going on tonight? I can’t process all this. Make it make sense…

One dead American soldier fallen for Trump’s insane Greenland obsession needs to spark a legitimate rebellion. I think that’s the only thing giving pause to these craven lunatics…

Hey Dogbert, who is the least-mourned cartoonist of all time? www.npr.org/2026/01/13/n...

Oh my god Dr Who is the one who killed Chandler?

"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,"

Yeah, the stink of Dem capitulation won’t clear anytime soon. BUT, will I get Epstein Files before Kennedy unplugs my dialysis machine? www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/ade...

This “No Kings” bit is some bullllshit. Y’all would lay down in an instant for this handsome bugger…

Make America free from criminals again.

Shout out to the Amazon crew for pointing out that Tyreek Hill is a piece of shit.

this post got too many shares and made bsky unusable, so, as per tradition, taking it out back and old yellering it

This shitheel would do a world of good toward his redemption tour if he’d acquire and publish the Epstein Files…

Tomorrow Trump is going to announce that Dondas is the new Speaker…

The issue that I have is that even if he shits himself to death, that’s still gonna take a month or two….

"With wholesome and upstanding individuals like Urban Meyer and Dave Portnoy, I don't know why anybody wouldn't be glued to the Fox pre-game show," said nobody I would hang out with.

I hate to say this out loud but waiting for a vile post from YamTits blaming Walz and the MN government for today’s tragedy. Prove to me that there’s a floor, you shitbird

Is the “JD Vance fucks couches” scandal capable of equaling or exceeding the Danny Thomas legends of yore?

flip.it/dDxqPr SINCE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS NOT REPORTING ON HIM, I WILL REPOST THIS. HIS NAME IS DIDARUL ISLAM, A FATHER OF TWO.

By all means please keep clinging to this befuddled rapist and human shit-stain until he drags you down to the core of hell. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...

Plascke is the one should be eyeballing retirement. Kobe destroyed two Laker seasons because he approached every late-career game as an opportunity to pad his stats. His final season saw a .197 winning percentage and 2.8 assists PG. LA fans all remember this, Bill. www.latimes.com/sports/laker...

Why are the Epstein files still hidden? Who are the rich & powerful being protected? On Tuesday, I'm introducing an amendment to force a vote demanding the FULL Epstein files be released to the public. The Speaker must call a vote & put every Congress member on record.

This guy snorts uncut stupidity off a mirror, Tony Montana style… www.indy100.com/politics/tru...

Just checking to see if Clinton also endorsed Anthony Weiner this week? www.nbcnewyork.com/news/politic...

FORBES needs a DRASTIC OVERHAUL, including sweeping the orange taint out of all it's offices and cleaning up the authoritarian trash and treason that seems to be running rampant GO FUCK YOURSELVES you compromised orange clowns

The line as originally written was “I have had it with these motherfuckin farts on this motherfuckin plane!” before Big Reptile stepped in and hijacked my script.

What was last weekend, like 10-ish million? What needs to happen to get us to 50MM?

Got a Juneteenth text from a coworker who said “are we shaming and guilting ourselves endlessly today?” Bro, joy is not a zero-sum game. Just because a group is celebrating doesn’t mean you have to feel shitty to offset it. Is this a thing? Are we getting resentment mixed up with racism? Same coin?

Man, there is just nothing worse that sticking your hand into some fresh wet cement and finding another hand.

Ladies & Gentleman, we have a winner 🏆

I am but a humble fart with but a humble online presence, but my kid asked me to take her to No Kings and no fucking way we don’t both show up. Let’s haunt that greasy orange shitstain’s nightmares!

Kanye said he showed up at the Sean Combs' trial to "lend his support" to Diddy. Ye doing what he does.

Overall Iran failed to do anything significant, Israel still has the upper hand and will continue to bomb Iran through out the week. Iran unless China or Russia intervenes is going to have to take the L.

I’m starting to think this loon actually knows something…

So I guess we found out who punched Elon in the eye thanks to Steve Bannon.

The Titan submersible implosion was horrible. But, the doc on HBO about it is fucking terrifying to watch.

Was Rick Derringer considered DadCore? Don’t care either way, RIP to Garage Rock royalty…

Sometimes I wish John Wick was real and the dog Kristi Noem killed turned out to be his…

Is seven years in jail a record for a former member of Congress? Seems like an impressive number…

If you’re going to rip off From Dusk Til Dawn that blatantly, at least put Cheech in it so we know you’re in on the joke…

Remember when Riggs and Murtaugh fucked up those racist South African drug dealers? Riggs shot the big boss in the face right through his diplomatic ID card? Apartheid goons were such great villains; now we import them… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lethal_...

Sundays for holy mass, Monday nights for Bears football…

I’m old enough to remember when the US Senate could make a POTUS piss himself in fear. www.cnn.com/2025/04/29/p...

Poilievre supporter? Ask yourself what that says about you..