Elephants are sentient beings.

The show is just beginning to warm up. #aurora #northernlights #astronomy

Amazing aurora display in northern Wisconsin right now.

Hey, in case you needed another reason to be PISSED at the bastards in the senate… That bill to reopen the government includes a provision that will make ALL CBD and THC derivative products fully ILLEGAL for personal or household use. That’s all the Delta 7-8-9, THCa etc. All of it. Fuckers…

@actblueorg.bsky.social I cancelled my account today. There is no reason for me to donate if @schumer.senate.gov is just going to piss it all down his leg. Time for Chuckles to head for the retirement home.

80% of Democratic voters want a new leader in the Senate. Does that matter at all to Democratic senators?

Tonight was a very bad night.

Senate Dems need to elect new leadership. Shumer isn’t made for this moment. www.youtube.com/shorts/cgKbe...

@schumer.senate.gov isn’t a fool if he accepts this half baked shit. He’s a DAMNED fool.

Nap-oleon BonerPedo

This is how a real President is supposed to act

I know we're all riding high today, but let's not forget Dick Cheney died yesterday too. I mean, in case you weren't feeling good enough already.

@deltaairlinehub.bsky.social ATTN: VP - SocMed Please, for the love of the gods, both the old and the new, hire someone to help you with SocMed. This is painful to watch unfolding IRT.

InconCIEVable

So, I’m in Shenzhen from time to time on business. This tower is near to the hotel where I stay. I’m told that it was one of the Evergrande properties that got caught up in that massive BK. Apparently, the government stepped in and worked a deal with all of the stakeholders.

I have now introduced my daughter to classic SNL, including the Land Shark, News for the Hard of Hearing, Emily Litella, The Right to Extreme Stupidity, and the sketch you could not do now, "Word Association" I am a good father.

Elon Musk is asking for a $1 Trillion dollar pay package from Tesla. $1,000,000,000,000.00 One million million dollars Ten to the twelfth power dollars Eleven thousand tons of one hundred dollar bills. 11,000 fucking TONS of $100 BILLS As a fucking COMP PACKAGE. .

@deltaairways.bsky.social Kathleen the baggage counter agent and Jasmine, red coat: Amazing sense of humor and outstanding customer service. Take care of them both because they are definitely taking care of you and me both.

The worst thing about seeing the light at the end of the tunnel is waiting around to see if it’s sunshine or a god damned train.

South Park said it better

ANTIFA:

I suspect an awful lot of the assholes at ICE running around in masks spent ALL OF 2020 screaming that they couldn’t breathe in masks because reasons. F’n snowflakes sure seem to be over it now…

It’s a little earlier than usual…

Hey fellas… she’s single.

Bacon and smoked Gruyere meatloaf w/ garlic mashed It’s what’s for dinner

This order, NSPM-7, drafted by Stephen Miller and signed by Trump, gives the government the ability to go after, target, and arrest virtually anyone now. Meanwhile, people are more concerned about what's on netflix

EPSTEIN FILES: @aoc.bsky.social explains why Republicans won’t bring the U.S. House back into session 👇

People of Illinois, we need your help. Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

You and me Bobby! We’ll cure that ol’ autism.

Scenes from the Portland front

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social has an effin brilliant SocMed team. Chef’s kiss sir. Chef’s kiss.

America’s top military brass have just been called to a sudden, closed-door meeting in Washington. We know not why. We do know however that there is historical precedent for such a snap meeting being called bringing all senior military officers of a nation to a snap meeting.

@jimmykimmel.com is predictably superb.

Of course a guy who uses Trump as his first name would post a photo of himself compensating for his lack of testicles and pathetic lack of wood…

“Cancer is as good a business as war. If you’re not expecting peace, what are you expecting a cure?” —Jesse Welles

I will accept that corporations are citizens when Texas puts one to death. They use the money to control the media to control the narrative. The narrative protects the money. It’s a big tent, and brother, we ain’t in it.

Usually, it is because you are stupid and make terrible decisions.

Man… I sure do miss the way we all suffered under Obama…

Uh… Someone probably should have told Kash that lying to congress is a bad idea…

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn’t want you to know her opponent’s name. That’s how desperate she is to keep her seat. I’m Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, and farmer. I’m running against her. Share my name.

Good lord… Boy George is not aging well. Not well at ALL.

“I think it’s worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other god-given rights” -Charlie Kirk

They are not saying that Charlie Kirk was killed… but I’ve seen the video. Zero percent chance of survival. That kind of a GSW is always fatal.