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the quiet sadness of super mario titans

A programmer had a problem. She thought, “I know, I’ll use threads!” Now she has two problems, because premature optimization is the root of all evil. And then she had to name something and do cache invalidation!!!

Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:

its the thought that couns THOUGHT: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

had me crying. the best opener on any album ever.

girl who only exports her shit as ogg: this is my magnum vorbis…

if it's free you are the product I just downloaded obs and yep there I am they put me up for like 5 dollars

we are scott adams, we carry the flame, we'll fight for dilberito, we'll honor his name

industry plant ps5

🚨🚨🚨🚨 most coverage on street view actually isn't of real streets, but instead shot on sets they built in hollywood back lots. this saved google over 2 billion dollars in 2015 alone.

YOU CAN’T CITE MARIOWIKI AS A SOURCE!! ANYONE CAN EDIT IT!!

Meta the lioness shes so cool,,,

this is the fault of Santa

okay, whatever.

🧅📰 No Way to Prevent This, Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens | | |👤 gen z both being obsessed with being queer AND extremely sex negative is producing hilarious discourse on here. | | | 👤 And I am on the National Space Council that oversees NASA.

I post illegal sorting algorithm fights 👇

mario 64 if they wrote it in ocaml

there's no way in hell sonic knew what any of the zones in the classic games were called

Now we wish we had a handheld version of Genmoji... 😎

My job on the leftist commune? Invited Expert for A Collection of Interesting Ideas.

this is clearly NTSC-J

Web Trump 5 minutes after a phone call with Web Putin: i think we should leave the bytecode alliance

Pack it up Conway.

Fuck my chud Spookyball life…

hawk tuah if it was wrote by ai its not just hawk its tuah

Amazon Route 53 is the most cartoonishly made up sounding service ever but My God this is the nicest domain registar I've ever used.

apple event in 10 minutes food house concert in 1 hour and 40 minutes i love being a multifandom enjoyer 💝

Silksong will have you fight Blorbo The RNG King and his cohort of 45 randomly spawning apache helicopters for 3 hours then reward you with $0 and a sidegrade that you never equip even once. 7/10

bluesky anti piracy screen

Kinda funny how we call it an “automatic ATM teller machine machine”. Like, why do we say machine twice? 😅

The world’s first 'negative one-player' game: Conway’s Game of Skill! 🟦🌧️⛈️☁️🟦🟦☀️🟦 ⬛️🌊⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬜️🗝️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️👴🏻🥕⬛️🐍⬜️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬛️🚪⬛️⬛️🚪 ⬛️⬜️⬜️⬜️🔒⬜️⬜️📴 ⬛️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬛️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬛️🔌〰️🔋📲⬜️🪤⬛️

Hmm, what are good foods to eat for dinner? Let me google it… Search result with your exact question asked on the r/pizza subreddit: u/pizzalover69 - Imo pizza is best u/ichewpizza - Pizza. 100% u/thatpizzaguy - It’s up to you, but I’d have pizza

Ubuntu and Fedora have removed hypercomputation support in their latest release, leaving thousands of games for the Blum–Shub–Smale machine unplayable due to lack of infinite precision real numbers. ☹️ It is impossible to ever build a compatibility layer or emulator for these beloved titles. 😢

How to be an arteur: - never make something bad - blame it on someone else if you do

“Switch 2 will never be able to run Subdivided Beethoven Bust Game”

i wrote a class and i immediately want another one cause once i start writing classes i find it very difficult to stop do you think there is a term for this? if not im thinking "duke’s ambition"

Hmm… If you cut a cube into the round shape you’ll never work a day in your life.

The Wii Homebrew situation is INSANE. 🤯

LOOK OUT!!! Elon Musk admits he’s using Starlink to hack the Cardinals’ voting machines in the Vatican. Source: @TheLastClintonite.BlueDrop.net

My job on the leftist commune will be running the AI-generated image contests.

me: shit… i hope i have enough SP left to finish this palace persona 5 stats menu:

rememer what gabe newel always say: "piracy is almost always a problematic media, not wholesome makers"

I’m on that Youtube poopshit. Uh… Spaghetti! PENIS! My boy.