Using my Staraptor from my childhood Pokemon Diamond in Champions is crazy because this bird that I have had for damn near 20 years carried me to a 10-win streak

i havent posted on here in months but i somehow got a comp game with this lineup

we move yet again

I was terminally unemployed this year.

times square in rivals is kinda awesome

lol

Fortnite is a video game

I'm glad that Fortnite has decided Kanye "Heil Hitler" West is okay to keep and has said nothing on the D4vd situation, but god forbid the intro to a broadcast television show maybe reference said plot of the show

Daft Punk Fortnite is incredible

I just encountered someone in comp who was actually good at Angela. I thought maybe it was a good matchup for Angela or something and checked their profile, but no they have a positive winrate on Angela. What.

Watched a YouTube video where King Nappy was randomly mentioned and censored and it made me sit there in shock for a second because it instantly made me remember this old account that some friends ran like right as he was exposed and this picture literally just lives in my brain's folds as a result

Rest in peace that rocket

I didn't play Undertale until it had been out for almost two weeks. Do I deserve life? Do I deserve to keep on existing?

The Charlie Kirk video- regardless of your thoughts on him, is pretty haunting to me because like. that's a lot of damn blood dude. I've seen people die, I was a child with internet access in the 2000s, but the way he just bleeds out painfully is so bad dude

I had the funniest death on Hulk today. Why did the entire enemy team ignore the point in competitive to spend like 15 seconds killing me

Played Spider-Man as a joke last night and had a moment where I just suddenly understood how to play Spider-Man. I felt like I ascended

Rivals S3 tier list as someone who is not good at the game (I am Diamond)

I'm gonna lose my mind. It's been almost 3 months of trying to get a job and I have had like 4 interviews. I think this is my sign to either go out, resign myself to homelessness, start a youtube, or keep throwing myself at the wall until something happens. Currently throwing myself at the wall

Neko Hatsune Miku

The enemy team forgot to ban Groot, Emma, or Black Panther. They didn't wanna play anymore LMAO

I am quite fond of the meowl

How's it going bros

Dude this car kicks ass

holy shit i won a 5v6

it continues to get worse and worse

Sakurai is truly the only person on earth who could make a 45 minute presentation about a racing game

Cannot believe I was asked if I knew peak

This shit has changed so drastically lmfao what was I on about with like half these

I love applying for jobs and not getting any job offers ever. I hope this goes on for even longer than it has been going on actually.

They put me in the mechanism

What am I looking at and why is it peak

dude there are so many fucking snoopys

I’ve been having morning sickness lately and I don’t know why. Trying to workshop this into a pregnant joke but I’m not figuring out the punchline at all

Left 4 Dead 2 is a comedy

I should use bluesky more

The brainrot has consumed me I fear. I have completed almost half the non-tainted characters now. I do not know what I’m doing I’m scared

Check out this dude

do you ever just.

I love that they reference that Steve used to have a day job as a comic artist in Rivals so much. It's such a small reference, but it shows so much care at the same time

ok bro this is kinda ridiculous