Shocking. Appalling. Even for Trump. Sheer madness to go ahead with state visit by King Charles! Bin it NOW!

Question for old people. Is "Sultans of Swing" one of the greatest ever songs? Looking for opinions on band for whom there appears to be a lot of mixed reaction.

Received a RefUK leaflet in post. Is it acceptable to use their prepaid envelope to send them a short story about sex and travel? Say Times New Roman, size 74 font?

Why does it get harder to deal with big companies, as AI gets more prevalent. Anyone would think AI is s**t.

Is it just me or are large organisations getting harder and harder to deal with? Whatever happened to good customer relations = good for business? Turning into grumpier old man daily!

Was asked if I wanted to go and see Lang Lang playing Chopin. Thought that might be an interesting night out. Turns out Lang Lang IS NOT a Giant Panda, so not as interesting as I had hoped.

Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist? Like if he is. RT if he is Donald Trump's little bitch.

Let’s get this trending today. Thinking of you Janey. #Trumpisacunt

Ireland, Slovenia, Iceland, Spain, Netherlands, Belgium and Portugal are now all considering boycotting Eurovision unless Israel are removed. Like if they should. RT if Israel should be kicked out

Doesn't sound ideal.

Why does Trump's red carpet not reach his plane when his red tie almost always reaches his button mushroom?

Just tried to Google something and now I'd like to propose a new meaning for AI, Absolute Incompetence.

We all need to share this today. #Trumpisacunt

Today's Guardian Quick Crossword, 17 across, Conservative senior members (3,5). So far I have OLD,_U___. Don't think second word is what I am thinking.

Never, in my entire life, have I been sitting having breakfast and thought what I really need is to pour my coffee on my head and give myself a good rub down with my Quakers, yet in the shower it's all berry and oatmeal scrubs and caffeine shampoos.

Every time I see the numbers 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89 I come out in a rash. That's the fab I'm itchy sequence for you.

Wouldn't it make sense for Labour to be the best option rather than the least worst choice?

So it has gone from stopping the war in 24 hours to it's too hard in only 3 months.

Five guys named Mow

Moving over. Getting too hard in the Leon Skum place.