Walmer & Deal Seafront parkrun today. V early start to catch the train. Straightforward course along the prom. Excellent volunteers, as always. #parkrun

Inverness in March 2022. #Ukraine

Is that Onslow? Piles of rusty junk cars around the house... #EscapeToTheCountry

Cosnett is VERY thirsty. #UniversityChallenge

OMG Ong has come to life! #UniversityChallenge

Premature for a #Smugsip for Merton capt after getting starter correct when they're still on minus score! #UniversityChallenge

Yay "White heat" #UniversityChallenge

Toby not wasting time, tucking straight into his first post-hibernation meal. He always prefers to eat outside, even when weather is dank & dismal... #tortoise

A rather damp #TunbridgeWells Half Marathon this morning. Photos taken at around mile 12.

My petition... If you too oppose likely state visit by King Charles to narcissist madman Trump this Spring, please sign & share!

Toby the tortoise came out of hibernation yesterday. #Tortoise

Highbury Fields this morning. 5 lapper, plenty of room to run at your own pace. V good amplification system for the briefings! #parkrun

King Chas likely to make state visit to Trump this Spring. New petition to OPPOSE such a state visit.

Ashford 10 mile race this morning. Very wet. Very cold. Rather windy. Roads flooded in places - rendering submerged potholes invisible. 😯 Heard a few hardy skylarks singing in the rain. 😃 #running

On marshal duties today at a very muddy @rtwparkrun.bsky.social

Good to see Maidstone helping to keep swifts flying... #SwiftBoxes

I see that Spurs have appointed Tudor as interim boss. Makes sense as Tudors long been accustomed to operating in a world where getting the 🪓 is a daily hazard. #Spurs #THFC

Riddled with fundamental flaws, the Govt's proposal has the feel of a policy dreamed up in 30 seconds by a SPAD in a brainstorming away day... #volunteers #volunteering

So, have I got this straight, 105 years old Carol Toboggan is slumming it in a tumble down shack!?🤔 #TheArchers

Expedition to Greenwich Peninsula parkrun. Fantastic volunteers pn a damp morning... Gets ever more difficult to reconcile bots & trolls' portrayal of London as an appalling sh*thole with the fascinating reality of this great city! Fab public art and public transport... #parkrun

Melania watch ... As from today, the film Melania has been pulled from screenings at #TunbridgeWells

Melania watch ... For today's two screenings at the Odeon, an impressive 6 tickets out of 350+ were shown as sold - as at c15 mins after the scheduled start. #Melania #TunbridgeWells

Growth in #parkrun New Zealand is very impressive...

A very steady effort today, post man flu, at Kingdom. Twisty undulating course. Apparently, my P index has now risen to 5. #Fanfare #parkrun

Well this is all pretty realistic! 🤣🤣 #TheArchers #Implausible

Hope no one got crushed in the stampede to see the new blockbuster film "Melania" at the Odeon! #TunbridgeWells

Solidarity with the parkrunning community in Minnesota! #parkrun

I'm not getting gong bath vibes from house no 1. #EscapeToTheCountry

@rspb.bsky.social Robin 1, Woodpigeon 3, Stock dove 1, Collared dove 1, Blackcap 1, Blue tit 3, Gt tit 2, Coal tit 2, Magpie 1, Starling 1, Blackbird 1 #TunbridgeWells #GardenBirdWatch #BigGardenBirdWatch

On marshal duties this morning @rtwparkrun.bsky.social Good to see some sunshine! #parkrun

"Close knit village" Klaxon! #EscapeToTheCountry

In case you missed ... attendance stats for yesterday's record breaking #parkrun day ...

I guess that in a previous existence Ken Doherty (snooker player / commentator) might have been a gecko. The way his tongue flicks in and out after he makes a comment... #snooker

Donald J Trump FUCK OFF Thank you for your attention to this matter. Everyone else.

🔥BOOM!🔥 All time global attendance record today. Total 5k finishes sailed through 400,000 for the first time.... Incoming graphics from @charliepearce.bsky.social awaited in due course. #parkrun

A very swampy parkrun today at @rtwparkrun.bsky.social Managed to stay upright, so that probably counts as a win! Official time: "much slower than usual" #parkrun

George: "I'm really so very, very sorry, Mr Aldridge. I do realise it's entirely my fault that the atmosphere between me and most of your family is like toxic waste..." #TheArchers

"Honest" Bob Jenrick? Who could possibly have suspected!

Jakob's meditation practice ... Kate: You're giving off AI vibes. Jakob: Thank you! Excellent line sneaked in.... #TheArchers

Yesterday I posted my last ever Tweet and called on the Government to do the same. Read more below on why I think it’s time to leave the cesspit formerly known as Twitter. www.politicshome.com/opinion/arti...

Flamboyant double-handed, flying arms, buzzer press by Madgwick not delivering the goods! #UniversityChallenge

Edinburgh going for eccentric clothing. Maybe Easwar trying to hypnotise Roger Tilling? #UniversityChallenge

New attendance records today for both New Zealand and Singapore. Average attendance per event in NZ - a very healthy 206 parkrunners. (Photos from England!) #parkrun

Chilly outing to Bedgebury Pinetum. A few seconds slower than on my last visit in December. I blame Christmas! #parkrun

No running since NY Day due to ice. So, a short jog today around Bidborough, just before sunset. Somewhat dreamy, misty views over the Weald of Kent towards and beyond Speldhurst. #running #TunbridgeWells #Kent

A plethora of #smugsips by Cosnett (Merton) - going to need the loo! #UniversityChallenge

It was simpler in the olden days, when any unsolved crime could be blamed on Nelson Gabriel. #TheArchers

Fairly sure it's a new parkrun record attendance today for the southern hemisphere. 150k+ already, with probably a few more SA results to come. Hoping @charliepearce.bsky.social will confirm in due course! #parkrun

New record: over 99k parkrunners in Australia today! (Previous highest total was c88.5k.) #parkrun

A gangster state at home, a rogue state abroad: and entirely because Congress and the Supreme Court have abdicated their proper constitutional roles.