I’m literally vibrating with excitement thinking about how we get a new final destination movie in like two weeks

local mermaid got a blubjob

posting my mermaid play piercing shoot over here too ok im very proud of her

when the trick says I can have the hotel room all to myself over night

all roads lead to showgirls (1995)

I think everyone should get off the internet except for me

I wish I could letterbox mayhem

trying so hard not to mourn my “old self” and remind myself when one door closes another opens

my gfs birthday and Valentine’s Day are four days apart…. my ***** is sore just thinking about it

you're telling me i made my sylvester debut and went to the reptile expo with @valentinedrag.bsky.social and came home with 3 new babies in past 50 hours of my life

Got one of my dream bookings now it’s time to play my favorite game of “which Lana song do I want to jab a bunch of needles thru my skin and corset them together too”

The spectrum really is summed up by the fact ny gf was listing to 2000s emo music in the bathroom at the same time i was in the bedroom listening to phantom of the opera

No shade but I kinda love being a h00ker

born to be a platinum blonde forced to have a sensitive scalp :/

Remembered I have a blusky so I can also talk about nosferatu over here too

I did something kinda absolutely insane for tonight but now my whole living room has random liquid latex and foam drizzle spots oopsies

in dire need of a wicked and anora double feature but the real question is which one first

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

It’s Anna Nicole Smiths birthday today and this is very important to me

wait how long ago did I start drag cause this shit feels so fucking long I’m so exhausted already

a pad with wings

oh the no pfp is not a stylish choice I just can’t get it to change

I am so sorry to all the tboy drag assistants I’ve joked about in the past, TWO dolls need my held today and I am very stressed

I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days

Does anyone know if my drag father is over here yet?

I gave in I am here