im not even live n shes in my chat im so cooked bro

lmfao my situation has suddenly got worse :) again :) as my main source of income has not responded to me in nearly 3 weeks, completely out of nowhere, so now i have no idea how i'm going to manage :) ko-fi.com/melisasuzan

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how the hell did i end up trying to teach my gf's cats algebra

yall agree?

S O M E O N E

JOE HENDRY IS ON FUCKING CAMEO SOMEONE PLZ GET ME A CAMEO FROM JOE HENDRY

my supervisor called me sunshine today on the radio and i almost started sobbing

dont worry about it

nah cuz why is it 4 am and im yelling i believe in joe hendry

the comedy gold that was my coworker that i hate working with entering the ambulance while the song People I Dont Like by upsahl was playing was priceless

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i have never felt more puerto rican pride in my life until watching the benito bowl

hear me out what if i get a copy of heartgold and a pokewalker and went to the gym to run with my pokemon

Hugh Morris

the british mind cannot comprehend the concept of finding out the future of the weather via groundhog (me and punxsutawney phil got beef this year)

my island in animal crossing new horizons is a magical place

i love u hugh morris

oh hi melisa i see u liking all of my posts

PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.

as an emt, watching my gf try to use a bp cuff is pure chaos

the need for me to share this surprise for my gf like i dont wanna keep my mouth shut about it

help???? my partner today in the ambulance has the same name as my ex-fiancee???

the power of me over facetime is wild cuz wym i got my girlfriend's cat to stop being a pain while 3.5k miles away

the genuine joy on my girlfriend's face as she got my alexa to turn off my lights using voice commands while on facetime

UPDATE ITS NOW EATING MASHED POTATOES WITH CHOPSTICKS

"dork perception" im so dumb i meant depth perception LIKE I COULDNT SEE

my partner today at work really tossed me the keys to drive the ambulance knowing damn well i had one contact lens in like DOES THIS MAN HAVE A DEATH WISH I HAVE NO DORK PERCEPTION

me w chronic illnesses 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 medical professional gf me being insanely sick and almost 3.5k miles away from her

i was talking about how i dont like fruit punch snapple to my gf on facetime and she prOCEEDS TO PUNCH ME OVER THE PHONE SAYING NOW I JUST GOT A FRUIT PUNCH HELP???

never did i expect my girlfriend to facetime me on a night out to show me off to everyone

i am cringing so hard at myself why was i like this

hearing my girlfriend react to my tiktoks while on facetime is a wild experience

its me im the gf

"boutta crack open a cold one" i say to my girlfriend as i open my go go squeeze applesauce

Playing in nature is the best. 自然で遊ぶの最の高ですっ☆

girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend

CHAT MY GIRLFRIEND CALLED ME STUPID I'M GONNA CRY

coke zero my beloved you have betrayed me

chat, why is my girlfriend eating ravioli with chopsticks??? help???

chat i really be doin math conversions for her help

"NO IM RAWDOGGING IT" -me, explaining to @melisasuzan.bsky.social why i wont take painkillers for my headache

i dont think anyone will understand how much fun it is to drive an ambulance on a private airport runway

twitchcon: a summary from me - gave so many uppies (apparently ppl are impressed how strong i am and tht im all muscle??) - quack quack bitch -its always fun to be a goof in another city with friends :)

in this house we play twice in the ambulance

ITS THE POWER OF THE UNICORN STICKER SPRINKLES/SPARKLES YOU DID THIS

would u trust this loser to drive an ambulance

I love the slide. 滑り台大好きですっ☆