keep this in mind: between Bad Bunny and Ted Cruz, only one of them was born in America. And it wasn't Ted Cruz who was born in Canada.

lol

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Kari Lake…pure, angelic, lover of Jesus…when followed by “…fucking Christ!”

They’re trying to bullshit THEMSELVES into believing their bullshit lies. They actually likely watch Bad Bunny (or at least a majority of them did) and how their pure, Christian Nationalist hearts are trying to look that they are pure, moral diligent Jesus worshipers.

Everyone’s bagging on Kid Rock for lip synching but would YOU want to actually sing that pedo shit?

REMINDER: HE GROOMED HIS OWN DAUGHTER (Notice what the parrots are doing here)

“Nobody understands a word this guy is saying. I’m gonna listen to Bawitdaba Da Bang Da Bang Diggy Diggy Diggy instead.”

Kacey Musgraves weighs in on Bad Bunny, Kid Rock, and the Super Bowl on Twitter.

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Loomer was at it before it even aired.

God forbid Megan someone should exercise their first amendment right! They say Bad Bunny hates America so he shouldn't be able to perform at a "American Football Game" Hell I hate America now thanks to Butt Hurt Donny! Come kick me out! Please! 😂

This is really what separates Trump from Stephen Miller. He'll make it 11/14ths of the way through the 14 words and then stop to complain about Mike Tirico.

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Turns out hating and fearing black people and shitting yourself on the regular is not the Magic Key To Happiness people

THAT DIDN’T TAKE VERY LONG.

Uh oh. Covid didn’t teach them…

This is a perfect example of MAGA baby games better known as Butt Hurt Donny

So when Trump threatend ALL democrats at Christmas, saying “it Might be your last” -THAT is A-Ok?!

My favorite description of kid rock is “He makes music for guys who can only see their kids on the weekends but don’t.”

Plaster the unredacted Epstein files on the big screen behind them.

Elon shut X down?

Cause that's what heroes do.

This should not be a “political” statement but it is. Esp now. And that’s not Bad Bunny’s fault lol bsky.app/profile/laur...

True! I’m ☠️😆☠️

The billboard behind Bad Bunny during this halftime performance reads: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love." #SuperBowl

Wtf got bleeped?

Bad Bunny is KILLING THIS. So good!

The paper towels are really flying at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue right now.

This is a perfect example of MAGA baby games better known as Butt Hurt Donny

If we could desalinate the tears over Bad Bunny, we could refill Lakes Mead and Powell. Bunch of damn crybaby ass snowflakes

Different decade, same energy. #SuperBowl

So, if I understand the theory here, not only did the United States Department of Justice plan Epstein’s murder in advance, but the paralegal who drafts and formats press releases was in on it, to make sure they were ready in advance to make a prompt press release.

Can’t please ‘em all

I want to erase the deaged version of Ted Danson from my memory, immediately.

Elon Musk’s SpaceX company town is getting a police department

Can you spell “regression”? That’s what seems to be happening to this country in every way humanly possible.

Jeffrey Epstein privately promoted a plan to impregnate women at his NM ranch to spread his DNA, reflecting his fascination with transhumanism and eugenics…to embed himself in scientific and political circles despite being charged with sex trafficking. Non-paywall NYTimes link: archive.ph/sb5D4

THIS IS INFURIATING—because Trump says worse…often. When the state revokes a professional license based on speech alone, it crosses a constitutional line. A license is not merely an employer credential; it is a government-granted permission to practice and earn a living. wjactv.com/news/nation-...

American Idiot playing on Super Bowl Sunday at this precise moment in American history is surreal. Here's to us not letting the point sail over our heads. #SuperBowlLX

Woah!

No ad can cover up the truth.

Being I know absolutely nothing about football, I’m with @wajali.bsky.social #GoSeahawks

It’s not airing during the Super Bowl. The cost was ridiculously high. They opted to release it online / network news (willing to air it). Very unfortunate.