I'm just saying, if it had been the #Mariners, last night's game would have gone 26 innings.

The following day, ESPN Insider Jeff Passan reports: "Mariners trade Gilbert, Woo, and Kirby to Yankees for single-A first baseman and cash considerations."

If the Seattle #Mariners were a band, their one (and only) album would be entitled "Inevitable Failure."

Rest of the nation, don't feel too bad for Mariner fans. You don't see us this far much, so there was absolutely no surprise on our end when they went to the wrong pitcher or gave up the big homerun, that's what true Mariners do. Julio swinging at ball 4 a foot outside, Cal on-deck? MARINER.

Because #Mariners

No one available to hit for Rivas? #Mariners

Where was Muñoz? #Mariners

Leadoff walk again, huh? #Mariners

Another goddamned leadoff walk. #Mariners

That leadoff walk is always such a great fucking strategy. #Mariners

All #Mariners luck is bad luck.

And the #Mariners finally realized that they were, in fact, the #Mariners. #BecauseMariners

Yep. The #Mariners are Marinersing.

#TraitorsUK >>> #TraitorsUS. Claudia Winkleman >>>> Alan Cumming. Normal people >>>>>>> Reality TV “stars.”

Turd Ferguson. #Mariners

Pull him and then cut him!! #Mariners

Home team with a rain delay should just forfeit the win. #Mariners

Well, #Seahawks learned nothing from the #Mariners.

Stop using Charbonnet!! #Seahawks

Bad Bunny = Bad Host. #SNL

PLAY WALKER. #Seahawks

The problem with #Mariners starters being consistently yanked at 100 pitches is that when you NEED them to go deep into the game (like NOW when your bullpen is gassed), they are unprepared to do so. I'm presuming Casey Lawrence or someone is on their way to Seattle for tonight's game.

@mariners.com fans, please take this survey.

I guess the #Seahawks commitment to the running game doesn’t work when the featured running back can’t commit to not sucking.

#Mariners and their fans.

Remember that veteran bullpen arm the #Mariners didn’t get at the deadline? I bet Legumina does.

Good teams can beat the good teams. And then there's the #Mariners. #AnnualAugustSwoon #GettingOurHopesDown

Garver/Solano hit total tonight? Over under is zero. I'm taking the under. #Mariners

Remember when the #Mariners won 9 games in a row? Me either. Turning it off. #DitchMitch

Garver striking out with men in scoring position is EXACTLY what this team needs, right? #DitchMitch #Mariners

Wow. Cue up "March of the Toreadors." #BadNews #Mariners

All those bats. And one hit today (so far). #Mariners #DitchMitch

The crap show that is Moore, Garver, and Solano will prevent the #Mariners from succeeding. #DitchMitch

Come on. Why not pinch hit for Dylan Moore and his non existent bat? #Mariners

So, No Naylor means no offense? #Mariners

And Garver’ s glove gives up the lead. #mariners

Garver is a fucking waste of space. #Mariners

Pull, and then cut, Legumina. #Mariners

Come on, Jerry. You've got one more reliever to trade for. Let's make this happen. #Mariners

Do not taunt Botox. #Peacock

Ok, #Peacock, you win. After 100 ads tonight, I’m going to get Botox. If I die from Botox poisoning, the world is my witness that it’s Peacock’s fault.

The Bear is not a comedy. They are putting their thumb on the scale. #EmmyNominations

I wonder if Brad Adam and Angie Mentink can get through any inning without mentioning the word “Cal.” #Mariners.

#SusanCollins and #LisaMurkowski are always counted on by D's and I's to use their consciences and not be "bullied" by R's. A scorpion wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks a frog to carry it across. The frog hesitates, afraid that the scorpion might sting it..... You know this one.

Randy Johnson could pitch nine innings. King Felix could pitch nine innings. Why won’t Wilson let his starters pitch? It might solve the problem of gassing your bullpen EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. 10/1 that Muñoz doesn’t give up the game-tying (and most likely losing) home run. #Mariners

No runs and six meager hits in two games. The good vibes are gone, #Mariners

#MLB mix and match: Corbin Colin Colton Carroll Cowgill Cowser What in the name of Cole/Conner Gillispie/Gillespie is going on here?

How did Boyd catch that? Easy. #AllMarinersLuckIsBadLuck #Mariners

I just heard @kentremendous.bsky.social say “The Giants don’t have anyone who can hit.” #poscast