All my social media feeds are experts in their fields, I always have documentaries and podcasts playing, I spend hours reading studies and articles, but reading a 40pg assigned article also in Favorite Topics ^tm is suddenly entirely too much 💀💀😂😂

I set up an app for a different phone number so I didn't have to advertise my own to find MY LOST PRECIOUS BABY CAT. Imagine the excitement I felt when I *finally* got my first text, only to get this creep 😐🫠

This is the 3rd time in 2 days I've watched/heard a true crime doc where I consistently thought "jfc that sounds like my dad"

Source: "trust me bro"

For the first time in months, my short bus showed early instead of up to an hour late and ngl idk what's worse bc I had an entire anxiety attack trying to get out the door istg I need a car bc the inconsistency has me fucked up bruh 😭

Lol absolutely not. They will bully my ass out the door. Our hospital made me prove my epilepsy with a massive life threatening seizure before believing me

Like...what??

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OH

What is this weird genre of people who, in this building specifically, yank repeatedly on the door of an obviously occupied disabled bathroom. Like...what do these folks' lives look like that this is so consistent??

Asking for a friend

There's a book collection contest at my university and I wanted to do it but it's too late. I have a bunch of textbooks for medicine, vet med, psych, chemistry, as old as 1920's. I really want to try next year, that way I can start actively collecting again

L i t e r a l l y 🗣🗣

One roommate follows me into the bathroom and forces his head into my hands regardless of what is in them. The other is embarrassed to be associated with me until 1am she tries to steal my hands. She is not a llama.

Broooo 💀💀💀💀💀

I have spent 4 HOURS trying to find house reps and how they voted on HB 2119 and such and I need this assignment last week. Imma pull my hair out bc I learned that I canNOT comprehend legislation gobbledegook and reading between the lines does NOT come naturally to me holyfuckIhateithere

I'll go first: he straight up put dishes with food on them still in the dishwasher *plot twist* I got super annoyed about it in our new place and finally was like "nope imma run it how he loaded it and I'll get to mount my high horse 💁‍♀️". 👁👄👁 - my face when everything was clean.

"You can quote me on that, Fredrick Douglas wasn't just a pretty face" - my cute boyfriend

Tbt the time I was psych inpatient after a wreck. My roommate had DID and I was the only one nice to her. The medical Dr was dismissive of my pain from a literal car accident. The Dr got snotty and my roommate shifted into protector mode. She cornered the Dr, and demanded an apology. I miss her tbh

I, a social work student and psych dork, somehow have human and veterinary medical dictionaries dating as far back as the 20s, and no DSM to be seen 🙃

I'm studying social work and I want to start turning in side commentary with assignments. For a SUD case management assignment, the screener keeps asking this 65 yr old disabled woman if she's interested in employment services...like she's 65 in supportive housing...prolly not hun???

Pls?

"Boo (my cat) runs away from things that are unfamiliar to her...we gotta nip that in the bud before she becomes a bigot" - My boyfriend who listens to me talk social work 24/7

Found on local police scanner...yes I live in a college town

"ViOLeNcE iS nEvEr tHe AnSwEr" brother, it has always been the answer for the elite

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I've been beaten into a state of not caring how corny I sound. Kindness is love and love is the only thing that matters. Be kind to people. Also listen to CDs

Wooooofffff🗣🗣🗣

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