Hey you look thirsty ;)

One day till spooky season!

Halloween cards batch one is in the mail!

Literally me lately

Fun day at the dock

Absolutely love the park here.

I showed you my snoot Plz respond

Someone’s getting some hands on time…

Uhhhh what are you looking at?

Lil fresh caught fish pasta. Lemon and capers. Yum!

It’s pickerel time

You sure got a purdy mouth on you boy!

You’re not getting away that easy!

Nah. No thanks.

Just a shy lil guy

Why is @louthewolf.bsky.social always so mean to meeee

Thanks for coming to the show! (No refunds)

What the dog doin?

Just a gentle reminder we are less than 4 months away from Sheptember.

Funny how we all shat on rainbow capitalism, but it turns out that was honestly the better of the two options.

Howdy there pardner

Sometimes I think I’m too gay

New pfp just dropped

So many commissions in the pipeline yet no wips yet :’(

@louthewolf.bsky.social is a menace to society

Nuuuu has anyone seen me?

Literally me when there is a new Taco Bell menu item

@louthewolf.bsky.social is salty I'm calling him out for not updating his bio. (He just updated it)

Seems about right

Turbo Curly #dandadan

Proud to announce my decision to nominate Khan Noonien Singh for Federation Secretary of Defence. CONGRATULATIONS KHHAAANNN!! #StarTrek

How it feels to interact with sfw accounts as a nsfw account

Art by the amazing @sadcat16hrz.com i love how it came out !

Lil pizza date at Sally's with @louthewolf.bsky.social

@bioswoof.bsky.social stalking you over here now

Proud to announce that I will nominate Kai Winn as Secretary of Education where she will oversee the Federation Department of Education which guides the direction of schools and education across the United Federation of Planets member worlds. CONGRATULATIONS KAI WINN! #StarTrek

I have decided to nominate the Parasite Queen as Secretary of Health and Humanoid Services. CONGRATULATIONS PARASITE QUEEN!!

JD Vance Warns Millions Of Women May Vote Under Influence Of Menstrual Madness theonion.com/jd-vance-war...

This is pretty much what happened

Share these magical words with your friends and family.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #889,651! How about that

My weekly please tag your diaper posts post. It's honestly not that hard, I don't wanna see it. Just hashtag it or something so my blacklist can do its job.

This is unironically what it would be like to pee with JD

Well shit I guess a broken clock is right twice a day. Wild to see the Babylon bee actually being funny

This is such an absolute classic. youtu.be/Qg0pO9VG1J8?...

Well yesterday was an adventure. I home alone style stepped on a screw that went through my foot and also tore a ligament in my shoulder that will take 6 weeks to heal.