I know, I know, I hate AI too. But this fucking slaps youtu.be/EMncX8I9Vho

I want to copy "touch of the 'tism" crowd and start saying I've got "a bit the' beetus" and see how fast I get on everyone's nerves

Happy Government Shutdown to those who celebrate, don’t forget to leave unpasteurized milk and irradiated shrimp out for Saint Epstein before you go to sleep

*gently places mental health in rice*

Kamala would have just walked up the escalator without complaining. Just sayin'

I genuinely don't know how I feel about this. It feels to me like it's beyond "reasonable accommodation".

I should put this in every "about me" section

Even this, I would call generous

Behold, the only thing I like about Microsoft Teams

New parliamentary rule: if an MP wants to bitch about something the gov't is doing, they're required to say what they would do differently. The "Put up or shut up" rule.

Kimmel is a good start. Now let's see CBS un-cancel Colbert.

I hate Patreon. I hate the concept, I hate the interface, I hate its stupid logo.

The most frustrating part of my personality is that I can't let go when something is INCREDIBLY FUCKING STUPID FOR NO REASON. I'm looking at you, NHL who doesn't put out a working printable version of its schedule. < angry mouse click noises >

Notes from an old broad.. truth hurts

It's been said before, but we're incredibly fortunate that women want equality and not revenge. Because should that ever change... We. Are. Fucked.

Love this

I've seen a lot of videos lately of women that are peacefully protesting being violently thrown to the ground by angry men dressed in tactical gear with big guns. It's disgusting and jarring, but can I also point out that the women aren't the ones that look weak or scared.

It might look like a throwaway movie but Ballerina was a solid movie, especially if you enjoy John Wick. The soundtrack is phenomenal. (and yes, I'm posting this for you. You know who you are) youtu.be/gXcLuhXj4LU

ENOUGH. WITH. THE. FUCKING. AI. BULLSHIT.

Is it too much to ask for PC component manufacturers to all get on board with some sort of RGB control standard? Is it really MISSION FUCKING CRITICAL that I use YOUR bloated piece of shit software to make the lights blink the way I like for your singular component with no easy way to sync devices?

I'm sorry but qu'est-ce que le fuck? We're doing minigames now to log into PayPal?

Chicago is known for deep dish pizza and hotdogs. Time to add TACO to the list.

Honestly at this point my pre-traumatic stress syndrome is pretty out of control too

Good riddance. He deserved it. And so do others. To quote "The Villain" Thomas Bishop: "I said what I said and I ain't taking it the fuck back"

In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment. 💀

You know, I've never NOT had Discord update when I open the desktop app

I wonder when Kraft will update their mac and cheese packaging to reflect the CORRECT serving size of 1 box per person

It's 2025, can we stop making usernames with "69" and "420" in them?

It's official: Stephen Colbert has the best job in the world

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

So, Drew Barrymore has come out as bisexual and I'd like to ask: who is surprised by this? No disrespect, I love Drew but I mean REALLY...

Anyone who codes a website so that it refreshes whenever you try to go back deserves to be shot. No, scratch that. Flayed and salted.

At the height of the pandemic, some tone deaf celebrities butchered John Lennon's Imagine thinking they could lift the spirits of the peasants. Then you have this wonderful display. I hadn't heard this in forever, glad it came up tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZb7...

This one stung. RIP. www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...

How is it that Spotify - an app based entirely on listening to music - has such a small percentage of its app window dedicated to the music player with barely any customization?

Come on guys, if he was dead or dying don't you think there'd be a Signal chat by now?

As someone who's worked in the tech field for almost 20 years, nothing and I mean NOTHING has pissed me off more than companies telling us what's best for us or what we want. The stupid Microsoft accounts requirement on Windows, the increased closed system of Android, AI FUCKING EVERYWHERE.

Can't wait to run into the office bigots while wearing this

When someone responds to your solid arguments with "I suppose", it means they agree with what you said but refuse to be wrong.

The Michael Bay Transformers movies are mid at the best of times but man the soundtracks go hard.

If you have Type 1 diabetes, you're in one of 3 states: 1- YOU MUST EAT EVERY CARB IN A 10 KM RADIUS OR DIE IMMEDIATELY 2- HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP IS NOW POURING FROM YOUR EYEBALLS 3- Actually being in target range for 12 minutes out of the day

YouTubers clapping at the beginning of their videos to normalize the audio feels like the YouTube version of Gretchen trying to make "Fetch" happen.

"What about the 2nd Am..." I don't care. Let me make that even clearer. I do not give one single solitary crumb of a fuck about your gun rights.

Is the left vs. right side of the bed determined from the perspective of someone lying in said bed, or standing at the foot looking towards the headboard?

This happened at a catholic school - LITERAL THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.

Anyone got a person sized pasta roller? Asking for me and my decrepit body

There is a difference between being depressed and suffering from depression just like there's a difference between having a headache or suffering from chronic migraines. One affects your life right now, the other affects everything you do, every day, forever. #mentalhealth