Quantum Bullshit Detector
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Quantum Bullshit Detector. Tag for a reading.
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Quantum Bullshit Detector
Elizabeth Gibney
about 24 hours ago
I was going to post a rant about the perils of quantum computing hype, following the claim by
#HSBC
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#IBM
that they have improved bond market predictions using a QC, but instead I will just link to Scott Aaronson's blog which says it all
scottaaronson.blog?p=9170
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@bullshitquantum.bsky.social
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HSBC unleashes yet another “qombie”: a zombie claim of quantum advantage that isn’t
Today, I got email after email asking me to comment on a new paper from HSBC—yes, the bank—together with IBM. The paper claims to use a quantum computer to get a 34% advantage in predic…
https://scottaaronson.blog/?p=9170
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about 22 hours ago
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www.hsbc.com/news-and-vie...
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HSBC demonstrates world’s first-known quantum-enabled algorithmic trading with IBM | HSBC News
HSBC announces the world’s first-known empirical evidence of the potential value of quantum computers for solving real-world problems in algorithmic bond trading.
https://www.hsbc.com/news-and-views/news/media-releases/2025/hsbc-demonstrates-worlds-first-known-quantum-enabled-algorithmic-trading-with-ibm
about 22 hours ago
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Not bullshit
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2 months ago
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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techxplore.com/news/2025-07...
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Quantum machine learning improves semiconductor manufacturing for first time
Semiconductor processing is notoriously challenging. It is one of the most intricate feats of modern engineering due to the extreme precision required and the hundreds of steps involved, such as etchi...
https://techxplore.com/news/2025-07-quantum-machine-semiconductor.html
3 months ago
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100% bullshit
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3 months ago
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@csferrie.com
: This raspberry pi is a quantum computer. QC experts: classical computers are not quantum computers. QBD: bullshit detected
@csferrie.com
: blocks
3 months ago
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"Design and program with your own Quokka just like a real quantum computing system. " "just like"
www.quokkacomputing.com/product-page...
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Quokka Puck | Quokka Quantum
Shipping Now (Subject to Inventory) Your own personal 30-qubit quantum computing system. Design and program with your own Quokka just like a real quantum computing system. Interact through the Quok...
https://www.quokkacomputing.com/product-page/quokka-puck
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealion...
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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not bullshit
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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bullshit
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3 months ago
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Quantum error correction: not bullshit
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3 months ago
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0% should
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3 months ago
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quantum for finance: bullshit
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3 months ago
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Soon? Bullshit
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3 months ago
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quokka: not actually a quantum computer
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3 months ago
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Not bullshit
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3 months ago
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viterbischool.usc.edu/news/2025/06...
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New USC study demonstrates unconditional exponential quantum scaling advantage - USC Viterbi | School of Engineering
Conducted on IBM quantum processors, study demonstrates “a promise of quantum computing previously articulated only on paper.”
https://viterbischool.usc.edu/news/2025/06/new-usc-study-demonstrates-unconditional-exponential-quantum-scaling-advantage/
3 months ago
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not bullshit
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3 months ago
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Bullshit budget.
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Bullshit, Governor.
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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not bullshit
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4 months ago
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bullish shit
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4 months ago
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bullshit
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4 months ago
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Gidney: the shit
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4 months ago
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Bullshit
thequantumfacts.com/quantum-comp...
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Quantum Computers Achieve First Scalable Advantage in Real-World Optimization Problems
Researchers proved quantum computers can beat supercomputers at optimization problems, achieving the first scalable quantum advantage in real applications.
https://thequantumfacts.com/quantum-computers-achieve-first-scalable-advantage-in-real-world-optimization-problems/
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Bullshit: a natural relationship between linguistic structure and quantum structure
www.quantinuum.com/blog/lambeq-...
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λambeq Gen II: A Quantum-Enhanced Interpretable and Scalable Text-based NLP Software Package
Incorporating recent developments in both quantum NLP and quantum hardware, λambeq Gen II allows users not only to model the semantics of natural language (in terms of vectors and tensors), but to con...
https://www.quantinuum.com/blog/lambeq-gen-ii-a-quantum-enhanced-interpretable-and-scalable-text-based-nlp-software-package
4 months ago
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Not bullshit
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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Mike Sowden
5 months ago
OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/
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www.weforum.org/stories/2025...
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Could quantum computing soon transform the legal system?
Quantum computing has the potential to significantly impact justice systems. We must look to shape this impact to serve our highest ideals of justice.
https://www.weforum.org/stories/2025/05/quantum-justice-could-quantum-computing-transform-the-legal-system/?trk=feed_main-feed-card_feed-article-content
5 months ago
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Internal email bullshit
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5 months ago
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Liberté, égalité, pas des conneries
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5 months ago
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Bullshit
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5 months ago
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Quantum Bullshit Detector
Dulwich Quantum Computing
5 months ago
BREAKING: Science magazine has a new name! The latest issue reports on a recent trend in paleontology - to study the extinction of scientists in the US.
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Poll about quantum bullshit and quantum not bullshit
www.unesco.org/en/articles/...
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Participate to UNESCO survey on Quantum Science and Technology
Survey deadline: 30 April 2025
https://www.unesco.org/en/articles/participate-unesco-survey-quantum-science-and-technology
5 months ago
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not bullshit
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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What
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5 months ago
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not bullshit
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5 months ago
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