BREAKING: RFK Jr brings Twinkie man to orgasm.

How do we know this “Justin Fox” DOGE employee in charge of flagging grants for DEI isn’t just Stephen Miller in a wig?

BREAKING: Undeterred by the failure of her case against Powell, a dedicated and unwavering Jeanine Pirro dove into a new case of Franzia.

BREAKING: Undeterred by the failure of her case against Powell, a dedicated and unwavering Jeanine Pirro dove into a new case of Franzia.

The shark was actually the 2nd scariest thing in the film.

Do you think she realizes what she just typed?

The shark was actually the 2nd scariest thing in the film.

He earned the Yellow Belly award🏅 for wounds he suffered in action while commanding a kazoo band.

BREAKING: Markwayne Mullin gets his new office as Secretary of Homeland Security.

BREAKING: Kristi Noem starts her new position as a greeter at the SHIELD OF THE AMERICAS (formerly a Piggly Wiggly)

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BREAKNG: After being dog walked by congress, Kristi Noem’s career dies like a dog when President Trump announced her replacement today.

Let’s draft Rittenhouse and all of MAGAs heroes to the frontline to fight their Daddy’s war. #DraftKyleRittenhouse

George W Bush may have dodged a shoe but trump can’t dodge the Epstein Files so easily.. The #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp will not work.

I'd like to remind everyone that Markwayne Mullin is 5' 8" with a Napoleon complex, said he doesn't understand how the DC area Metro system works and hid behind chairs when Trump supporters attacked the Capitol on Jan 6, 2021. 🙄😏

The truth, by @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social

Let’s get Barron to the frontline 🫡 DraftBarronTrump.com

I hate Steve Scalise.

This is how independent media shines. Great job @meidastouch.com ✊

BREAKING: Epstein files accusing trump have gone missing and replaced with mysterious note claiming the DOW is over 50,000.

When you’re forced to clap on command at the State of the Union

Kash earned this medal 🏅

How it really went down.

Relive the magic ❤️👻

Friendly reminder: Don’t forget to put your trash out.

Poor little guy can’t hold his liquor

BREAKING: After the Olympic gold-winning U.S. women's hockey team declined the invitation to his State of the Union address, President Trump posted an AI video of himself in a bra and dress single handedly defeating them.

BREAKING: Trump administration reveals proof of alien life

BREAKING: HHS staffer mistakenly uploads deleted scenes from RFK Jr/Kid Rock workout video.

Are you drowning in a sea of corruption? Worry not!

Science has tampered in Gods domain, the end is neigh 🐴

The gritty SNL Reboot no one asked for.

Really appreciate the 30+ of you that consistently like my memes.

Happy Valentine’s Day to President Trump from his “wonderful secret” admirer.🔈

Swalwell: ICE agents shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. And the only person in the world who has been held accountable by DHS is the pilot who somehow forgot to move Kristi Noem’s blankie.

Sandy Steers who was instrumental in bringing us into the lives of the infamous eagles, Jackie and Shadow, has passed away. No details. 😞 abc7.com/post/sandy-s...

To see where trump sticks that thumb you’re gonna have to subscribe to his OnlyFans site.👍 🔈 ⬆️

I hope they allow Pam Bondi to continue her comedic pursuits when she’s in prison cause this was hilarious. 😂🤣

BREAKING: Depend Adult Diapers awards President Trump the Golden Diaper for Incontinence Excellence.

Happy ‘F*CK DONALD TRUMP’ Day to all who celebrate 🙌 (AKA any day that ends in y)

If the GOP can do whatever the hell they want and get away with it, I say fair is fair.