Pam Bondi is no better woman than Ghislaine Maxwell.

It’s gonna be a wild weekend.

Trump lowered tariffs on beef, coffee, and dozens of other agricultural and food goods as his poll numbers tanked to 27–33 percent, proving that Americans are indeed paying his tariffs.

The leopards are at it again. This is perhaps the only thing House Republicans are getting right. The list of accomplishments is short. The $500k corruption scheme. The fox is guarding the henhouse. It makes me mad that these a$$holes will not be held accountable. thehill.com/homenews/hou...

So it turns out all the MAGAs I thought were sarcastically asking “What’s a woman” were actually serious. 😳

I guess trump does know what the song YMCA is about after all.

BREAKING: House Committee releases graphic photo from Epstein emails of Clinton giving Trump a cigar.

BREAKING: From what limited data extracted out of the new Epstein emails, Chat GPT was abled to recreate a partial simulation of the event that transpired.

There’s a good reason this dog doesn’t bark.

BREAKING: Ex-weekend news host and alcoholic Pete Hegseth posts “Dept of War” sign to own the libs then takes a well earned drink to celebrate his achievement.

BREAKING: It’s been 37 days since the US government Grindr’d to a halt and Republican Party 🎊 animal Mike Johnson sees no reason why the shutdown should ever end!

The president had a MRI but won't say why. He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why. He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical. He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it. How is any of this ok?

Lindsey Graham Whispers to Siri in Capitol Hallway. She Loudly Replies, ‘Calling Sean Hannity Mobile’ people.com/lindsey-grah...

BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.

BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.

BREAKING: President Trump meets up with his Qatari business partners on Air Force 1 to discuss making America great again.

“Those lips, they move like a machine gun” 👄🙈

BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson insists he’s not the Presidents puppet despite persist rumors.

“Those lips, they move like a machine gun” 👄🙈

BREAKING: President Trump meets up with his Qatari business partners on Air Force 1 to discuss making America great again.

Farmer Scott

Times like this we need an opposition party press secretary. The juxtaposition between Buttigieg as opposition Press secretary and this monstrosity could really help with midterms.

BREAKING: Reporter asks Press Secretary crazy question and Karoline Leavitt gives stormy reply.

BREAKING: Alcoholic ex-weekend news host & secretary of the department of war cosplays as a pilot while being chauffeured in fighter jet for photo op.🫡

BREAKING: King Trump sh!ts on US cattle and soybean farmers

Trumps tearing it down to make room for a double wide. #WhiteTrashHouse

BREAKING: King Trump shits all over the Statue of Liberty, Arlington Cemetery, The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, the Constitution, and everything Americans hold dear. #NoKings

BREAKING: After having his racist extremism exposed in leaked chat messages, Vice Chair of the Young Republicans, William Hendrix says the internet is being very mean to him right now, stating that words are hurtful and fascists have feelings too.

BREAKING: Trump grabs himself by the p*ssy.

NO KINGS!

I know we can’t trust what’s coming out of the DOJ right now.

BREAKING: ICE agents dosed w/ hallucinogen after making physical contact w/ Portland frog which excretes the psychoactive chemical from its skin as natural defense. One ICE agent stated he felt as if the bug up his ass had finally been removed & he wanted to try some molly next.

BREAKING: Ivanka Trump makes a special visit to the sacred Western Wall aka Wailing Wall .🙏

BREAKING: It’s official, Portland Frog receives Nobel Peace Prize.

BREAKING: Plastic surgery video of Kristi Noem’s Mar-a-lago face procedure leaked.

BREAKING: After Venezuelan Opposition Leader María Corina Machado was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, President Obama welcomed her to the club. They celebrated her achievement & had a good laugh at Fat Satans expense for not receiving an award despite him calling Norway to demand one.

You know you done messed up when an AI video mocking you doesn't even need to replicate your voice.

Is your member of Congress a Republican? Want to help give Trump a massive Epstein headache? Just dial (909) 321-5643. (Leave a voicemail message.) PLEASE REPOST! #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinCoverup #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

BREAKING: Portland Frog blocks ICE agents while dancing to sick beat.🐸 🎵

The jokes on them. #EpsteinFiles

If you call yourself Christian and you’re rooting for the billionaires,you’re doing it wrong.

Uncle Ted Cruz wants you to stop attacking pedophiles!

And now a word from our sponsors. #MAGADouche

BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson laughs off Grindr rumors, stating he’s got his hands full at home focusing on his faith and family since the addition of his newly adopted sons.

BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson laughs off Grindr rumors, stating he’s got his hands full at home focusing on his faith and family since the addition of his newly adopted sons.

BREAKING: Man threatens to release Speaker Mike Johnson’s Grindr account info if he does not shave his beard and swear in Adelita Grijalva today. Concerning if true.