Fractured tailbone incoming! 🧊😆😈

Sing along, you know the words

Good was murdered by the Bad and the Ugly.

Maduro could have easily avoided all of this if he’d only bought enough trump Gryfto coins.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE !🎊🥳 & GOOD RIDDANCE 2025! Enjoy the dumpster of history!

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

BREAKING: Kristi Noem indoctrinates Santa into ICE. Jesus Christ deported to El Salvador for Christmas. 🎄 ✝️🎅

BREAKING: White House releases a Christmas photo from President ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ and First Lady Melania Trump.

BREAKING: VP Vance declares in the United States you no longer have to apologize for being wh!te trash.

Erika Kirk's kid's Christmas wishes comes true, when they get to see their mother for the first time this Christmas season. #ErikaKirk #MerryGriftmas

Merry Christmas to all the republican Christians from the White House and South Park! ✝️🎄

Happy New Year! 2025 will be a test of choosing light over darkness. May we all find the light 🔥

Media lying is now utterly commonplace.

Happy File Release Day

Friend sent me this. 🤣🤣

Going through these files like

Please everyone from now on ALL videos of Trump should appear like this. Redact his face 😂

BREAKING: Heavily redacted unknown “vagina-necked”pedophile promises America lower drug prices with fuzzy math and magical thinking. Afterwards making a hasty escape to avoid reporters questions about the Epstein files.

"The most important thing is that you be a good person and you live by the golden rule of do unto others. If you live by that, that's all I care about." In Memoriam, Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner. Clara-Jumi Kang performs Méditation, Jules Massenet, Thaïs. 💔🕯️🕊️

Has Speaker Mike Johnson weighed in yet on trumps post?

Has anyone ever tested trump for trump derangement syndrome? I think we may have found our patient zero.

Absolutely! 💙💔

The Foxification of CBS News is almost complete

SCOTUS found Biden didn’t have authority as President to cut student loans without Congress and yet they find Trump has the authority to cut whole government and eliminate entire agencies unilaterally. This is the most compromised, partisan and unethical Supreme Court in history.

Flavor Flav Peace Prize as well as the Burger King Peace Prize which allows him a free medium fries or small drink with any regular purchase at participating locations. 🥇 👑

I concur.

I am honored to be crowned the Princess of Democracy by the internationally acclaimed organization, ITMFA.

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok

I don't want to brag, but I found out I'll be receiving the first ever Peace Prize awarded by the Intramural Volleyball Club of Glendale, AZ 🏅

RFK Jr. used AI to turn his infamous McDonald’s meal into a Thanksgiving dinner. Whenever they get caught, it’s “I was only joking,” as if they actually have senses of humor.

Suddenly the game has taken a cruel turn😂

BREAKING: MAGA King falls from grace.

Pam Bondi is no better woman than Ghislaine Maxwell.

It’s gonna be a wild weekend.

Trump lowered tariffs on beef, coffee, and dozens of other agricultural and food goods as his poll numbers tanked to 27–33 percent, proving that Americans are indeed paying his tariffs.

The leopards are at it again. This is perhaps the only thing House Republicans are getting right. The list of accomplishments is short. The $500k corruption scheme. The fox is guarding the henhouse. It makes me mad that these a$$holes will not be held accountable. thehill.com/homenews/hou...

So it turns out all the MAGAs I thought were sarcastically asking “What’s a woman” were actually serious. 😳

I guess trump does know what the song YMCA is about after all.

BREAKING: House Committee releases graphic photo from Epstein emails of Clinton giving Trump a cigar.

BREAKING: From what limited data extracted out of the new Epstein emails, Chat GPT was abled to recreate a partial simulation of the event that transpired.

There’s a good reason this dog doesn’t bark.

BREAKING: Ex-weekend news host and alcoholic Pete Hegseth posts “Dept of War” sign to own the libs then takes a well earned drink to celebrate his achievement.

BREAKING: It’s been 37 days since the US government Grindr’d to a halt and Republican Party 🎊 animal Mike Johnson sees no reason why the shutdown should ever end!

The president had a MRI but won't say why. He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why. He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical. He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it. How is any of this ok?

Lindsey Graham Whispers to Siri in Capitol Hallway. She Loudly Replies, ‘Calling Sean Hannity Mobile’ people.com/lindsey-grah...

BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.

BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.

BREAKING: President Trump meets up with his Qatari business partners on Air Force 1 to discuss making America great again.