my cousin keeps telling people that my uncle is dead so often that hes had to issue a Facebook announcement that he alive and people wonder why we're estranged

sometimes I'm really grateful to be a job that still feels fun and exciting after, like, 11 years. Other times I'm crying at my desk but today is nice.

I'm too tired to keep showgirl-ing actually

Its almost new taylor swift album day which means its also time to listen through the new album with my best mate and like, these moments are the besttttttttt. I just love her so much. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

I think I'm finally accepting i should sell some things on vinted (someone remind me of this in a month)

Aw poor little skull merchant Junior 😞

Someone I know just named their newborn after a dbd killer, i gotta take an internet break

oh.... what's this ? a little model reveal before 3.0 debut in 2 weeks?👀 let's get excited for the new era to come hehehehe!🤎 first part of the reveal's gonna cost ya 25 likes and reposts😏 [ #VTuber #ENVtuber #VSky #ModelReveal ]

Clearing out my spare room is quite fun. £65 in cash too. 🤣👀🫡

What's the rules of keeping your ex's stuff that he was too lazy to sort through/pick up coz.....

Ive had an entire self indulgent day of making time to stream, getting new nails, binge watching tv and learning a new craft. 🥹🥹🥹

My 30min commute took 2 hours today 💃💃 and then I snapped a nail 💃💃

Sorry, no stream this morning as I'm going to Salsacise

I dont know what silksong is and I'm already too afraid to ask

Imagine leaving your house thinking hanging a Welsh flag on the M4 bridge is the most important thing you can do for your community and then... hanging the flag the wrong way around. I hate it here.

Facing fears today (having tradespeople over to give quotes) 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

THIS IS THE ONE SAM NAILS. SURELY. FOR ME. SURELY.

Do you run or work with an indie/DIY TTRPG highstreet or online shop? drop us a message because we want to do a nice thing. No cunts, only sound people please. I will check you out fully so you aint slipping through my bigot net

I truly cba for how talented some people are. Like, @bunoffie.bsky.social should be illegal

Ooooh I have free will and I dont have to ask anyone before I paint a ceiling orange? Interesting....

I ate too much cheese

I learnt about locus of control and now I am categorising everyone I meet

Getting that annual urge to break out craft projects and my brain is EXCITED

OFFICIALLY told my brother that I'm queer 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ (this is actually exactly what I needed).

This morning's workout was entire fuelled by petty, petty, rage and @alittlewillow.bsky.social being the best person and it was maybe my favourite one of the year. 🤣🤣

I'm back in work today and thats really unfortunate because I also need to keep up with the TS12 news

Lol what a day to remember I forgot to get my car aircon fixed. Send help, I am simply a puddle.

Taylor Swift named an album after my cat, Taylor Swift released a breakup album during my breakup, NOW TS12 FOR MY BIRTHDAY? I'm so important to her. 🤣🤔

Planet Crafter is absolutely becoming my favourite game

I make a silly fuss about my birthday but I also basically have taken a week off work to hang out with people that I love and that feels really special and nice and worth celebrating tbh. 🥹❤️🎂

The rowing machines have the @laursbobbins.bsky.social fish game! YES! (I'm so annoyed at my bad score already!)

Oh no its the night before the monday I was like YEAH THIS IS MY BIG SERIOUS GYM RETURN and I cba oopsy

Clearing out some screenshots and well, this feels like it was long enough ago (and everyone is alive)so we can all laugh at about it now.

I've got an interview lined up but I would really love to get into a development role. If anyone has any opportunities even if it's just some small work for experience, please reach out as I'd massively appreciate it! Thank you!!

spent the weekend eating the best food and hanging out with the goodnice. 🥹🥹

3 hours sleep later BUT ITS SKOMER ISLAND DAY

Wore the team tshirts with the teammates 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Kyle let me choose what we watch so I'm making him watch Taylor Swift videos and filling I'm in on all the lore. I Can See You is such a good VALUT/TAYLORS VERSION video isnt it whewww

A malfunctioning factory 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My dentist has moving clouds on the ceiling and tbf I guess that does justify the cost

My best friend is such a makeup glamorous best hair ever girlie and she's never really collected THINGS. She really wanted a labubu and my collect trinkets and nerd shit from nerd shops knowledge has worked out and I've managed to get her one and I'm BUZZING.

Making paper from the pulp we made from bracken fern last week 😎💖🌿

As a big beach girl, I'm nervous

Omg happy school holidays to all commuters. My favourite time of the year 🤣🤣

Contemplating why she has to scream so much at 5am when everything is actually fine

summer girl by HAIM is pretty much always playing in my brain

Seriously considering having a "birthday party" where I just ask friends to come over and help me strip paint from my bathroom. Is that legal? 🤣🤣

OMG YKNOW GOSSIP GIRL? THERES AN ASBESTOS-WORLD EQUIVALENT HAPPENING ON LINKEDIN RIGHT NOW AND I AM ALL IN BABY

I really love love, like romantic, platonic, the love I have for the silly cat that loves in my house. Its all so very good, isnt it?