The dopamine hit I get from not having to lower weight on a machine after a man is like worth the gym membership cost

I'm worried my life will have no purpose once I've caught up on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (I have 1 episode left)

A puffin flew into me today

Is it flirting if your crush texts you to say she saw asbestos and thought of you?

That awkward moment when your cousin is "coming out" and you assume he means gay but he actually meant out of prison. Ah. Right. My bad.

Please write your MPs and ask them to sign EDM 240 calling for the EHRC code to be disapproved! As of right now there are 111 signatories!!!!! 111!!!! writetheletter.bimini.workers.dev

In just over a week I am doing a full week of big effort gameshow streams. Some classics we've done many times but a lot of new fun ones! I'd humbly request you clear your schedule and come to them all.

Being ill and living alone is the absolute worst. I miss people.

My friends have once again pulled me out of the trenches of GRIEF and now I'm seeing myself actually smile and feel content again and like, god, platonic love is the most precious thing in the entire universe isnt it.

Saw a gang of seagulls take a whole tray of chips of some teens at the beach and I loved it

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Cool girls realise that Hay on Wye is the sort of halfway point between their houses and that they should meet there for the day and hang out and buy books

Things feel really heavy and daunting right now but also theres a cat purring on my lap and thats nice

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I'm going to my first sapphic social event tomorrow which feels exciting !

20 year olds at work at something else. Trying to be stern with someone and told him to "just do it" and he said alright, Nike and, like, I can't manage this. I'm laughing. I cant hide it. He wins.

I truly love online dating

AI posters for craft fairs ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE :(

God, my favourite thing is waking up early and having TIME before shooting off to work now that it's lighter in the mornings. Made a panang curry yesterday. Finished a book today. SIMPLY UNSTOPPABLE.

Friday is Loops Ahoy X THE most wholesome DbD tourny on Twitch. Feat @normalstevee.bsky.social @strakerplays.bsky.social @jiggledeath.bsky.social @thecomplexwolf.bsky.social and @dogbomb.co.uk raising money for @genderedintelligence.co.uk Same bad patter and comms. Live 7pm on twitch.tv/shytehawk

playing this game, EVEN FOR FREE, is supporting JK

look thats me in there !!🥹 this means the absolute world to me, and if you'd like to vote for me again in the finalist form i'd super duper appreciate it, you folks rock🥞🤎

I’m a finalist! Thank you so much to everyone who voted for me 🥹❤️ if you would kindly vote for me again I would really appreciate it, I am already so so overwhelmed with all the love from everyone x

Women's healthcare being so "lets throw more hormones at this problem and see if it goes away before we try anything else" is also such dogshit too I cba

Its why buy a dress when I can spend £30 on fabric and then stress myself out for hours to make one instead season woooooooo

I got to see the last dinner party play the scythe live so everything is okay in the world again actually

Hit a new relationship milestone but sadly it's surviving food poisoning together. 😑🥲 I am so miserable.

I sure do get a lot of people not being able to spell my name for someone who has a very common name spelt in a very boring way.

Imagine if youre a man moving out of your exes house, argue with her about a lawnmower, only for her to be clearing out the garage almost 2 years later and find the power cable for said lawnmower. I love men. Men are SO COOL.

Theres a high chance I'll see @chloeribbits.bsky.social AGAIN this month too and like, what a treat.

I'm eating gyoza in bed after going to a talk about gothic fiction female writers and like, I just really love my little life.

Shoutout to the client who shouted at me a few weeks back whos now desperately calling asking for a favour haha, nah thanks pal.

Was in Swansea for like 5 minutes max before I saw a seagull swoop on someone to steal their food. Best place on earth.

Really wish I wasnt going into the most serious meetings of my year with Candy by Robbie Williams stuck in my head

There’s still time to vote for me in the horror game awards Your vote might help me get to round 2! :) It takes a few seconds to vote, scroll to the bottom of the page and press “allow cookies” and a google form should appear. www.thehorrorgameawards.com/news/public-...

my cousin keeps telling people that my uncle is dead so often that hes had to issue a Facebook announcement that he alive and people wonder why we're estranged

sometimes I'm really grateful to be a job that still feels fun and exciting after, like, 11 years. Other times I'm crying at my desk but today is nice.

I'm too tired to keep showgirl-ing actually

Its almost new taylor swift album day which means its also time to listen through the new album with my best mate and like, these moments are the besttttttttt. I just love her so much. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

I think I'm finally accepting i should sell some things on vinted (someone remind me of this in a month)

Aw poor little skull merchant Junior 😞

Someone I know just named their newborn after a dbd killer, i gotta take an internet break

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Clearing out my spare room is quite fun. £65 in cash too. 🤣👀🫡

What's the rules of keeping your ex's stuff that he was too lazy to sort through/pick up coz.....

Ive had an entire self indulgent day of making time to stream, getting new nails, binge watching tv and learning a new craft. 🥹🥹🥹