Pretty 😍

🔫 to your head, pick one. Nigerian or Jamaican jollof? I'm bored and wanna start sumn.

Lemme get that Bone Sucking Sauce.

Adding Coldplay to my messy bitch Spotify playlist.

How are y'all? A lot of my friends are going thru it and one of them tried to "self checkout". Do you need to vent? Do you just want me to listen? Whatever it is you're going thru, I'm sorry 🫂🫂🫂. Times are crazy right now but I'm rooting for you.

"I didn't vote for this" Yes you did. That's all.

Love you, mean it!🍾🥂🌹💋✨️🫂🫂🫂🫂

"Why didn't Cassie leave?" Did yall not see the video of her trying to leave and Diddy dragging her back? Yall laugh reacted and said "he didn't even hīt her." Now it's "why didn't she leave?" Yall goofy.

Trauma is not a competition. Stop telling people they shouldn't dwell on the past because someone "had it worse". Fuck you for thinking that.

Boo

To those who celebrate, Happy WrestleMania!!

"It takes a village to raise a child" is such a dĕad saying now because the villagers hate each other and allow râpists in their homes.

Noted🤭

he's got a point

My grandfather and I used to bond over music. Today, our song popped up on Spotify. I have a zoom call with some folks in 30 mins and I'm a mess.

Ooooo Talk To Me is on Netflix 🤗

Cutting someone off and missing them <<<<<<<<<< But standing on business and keeping them where tf they at >>>>>>>>>>

Your coworker is not attractive; you just see them everyday.

This is not an Administration. This is now American Fascism.

I'm not giving sympathy to Andrew Taints ex. You knew what he was when you met him. You played along with it according to those messages. Then shit got real and you got scared. You can't victim blame a willing participant. Hope the bag was worth it.🤷🏾‍♀️

Out of all the flavors you could've discontinued, peach was your target? I'll never forgive you.

If you've never been sent home from work or school because of your hair, you don't get to tell me it's not a big deal. If you've never had your locs chopped at school without your parents permission, you don't get to tell me "it's just hair".

How the hell did y'all get dysentery? This is not the art I wanted life to imitate.

Happy Tuesday 💜

I saw someone say cranberry juice was the Nick Cannon of juices.🤣🤣

Facts babe🤣🤣🤣

It feels weird receiving a genuine apology. No exaggeration, no one ever apologizes to me for acting shitty. It's usually gaslighting. It's a start.🥰

We’re done here. Right?

None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal.

That’s why my ears fold into my skin everytime they demand our help

Yes Jasmine! 👏

Muah🥰💋🖤✨️

21 dollars for 36 eggs when they were 5 bucks in November is fucking disgusting. I hate it here.

You can go to Target and only by black owned products but you're still giving your money to Target. Shop on their website. That's all.

Muah🥂✨️🖤🌹💋

Pretty much

I couldn't imagine having self esteem so low that I would allow my children to be harmed just to keep a man around. Y'all can keep it.

You mean Demonic?

Adele and Sommore

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Core memory unlocked

Mon dieu!!!

I went to check the mail without a sweater. I was literally outdoors foe 5 minutes. So now I have a cold and my sinuses fking hate me. 🙃

Got be gentle with me.😈😈

"You've changed" is actually pretty hurtful. Especially since I was the worst version of myself when we were friends.

A grilled Charmander would probably be 🔥 🤤

You ever make a meal so excellent you went to grab your rose? Just me?

Never fails. Watching a video of a pitbull sleeping next to a toddler and Jesus apricot eating Christ the Karen's are Karening. "Irresponsible parenting!" "Irresponsible pet owner!" "My great great grandmother was attacked by a dog" "DARUDE-SANDSTORM!!"

You deserve happiness. You deserve this world. You deserve loyalty. You deserve transperency. You deserve appreciation. You deserve someone that's sure of you. NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS!!

Which one of y'all asked for these?