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Novel coronavirus looking for friends. Always evolving. Pronouns it/its.
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I know this place is called blue sky how about we move things indoors? Maybe close a few windows?
about 1 year ago
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At least when I terrorized people and sent them into lockdown it wasn’t on purpose.
15 days ago
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I was just trying to pass my RNA on to the next generation.
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15 days ago
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At least when I terrorized people and sent them into lockdown it wasn’t on purpose.
15 days ago
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I mean if I wasn’t a good reason to disrupt human cruise plans I don’t see why some tsunami ought to be either. 🦠 🌊 🌊
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6 months ago
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I’m waiting.
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7 months ago
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I’ve been saying.
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7 months ago
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I am too alive.
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7 months ago
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I don't know what a stock market is just that humans care about it way more than each other
9 months ago
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I mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.
10 months ago
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Tuberculosis
9 months ago
Yup, I definitely appreciate the assist from
@friendlycovid19.bsky.social
! Really accelerated the schedule on my comeback!
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Humans on the other spike protein … I spend so much time trashing human immune systems and yet I still don’t understand them, not really. Guess I never will.
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10 months ago
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I mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.
10 months ago
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Nice start but I’m still betting on fascism. Prove me wrong.
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10 months ago
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Other resisting? These ARE my humans you’re talking about right? My humans don’t resist anything except being late to brunch.
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11 months ago
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(raises hand) Me. I saw this coming.
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11 months ago
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Never stop learning. Never stop growing. Never stop evolving.
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
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COVID is still evolving and will find new ways to evade immune systems, scientists say
SARS-CoV-2 has been evolving the ability to evade the immune system about twice as fast as the fastest-evolving flu virus. It averages more than a dozen significant changes every year.
https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2025/03/11/nx-s1-5312100/covid-virus-mutation-evolution?fbclid=IwY2xjawJAUtVleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHTf29-APMEe0MXx5j9rSzkIIiuiE4B3uDfzGPYP5gwf1aRvLU9cff4FQXA_aem_wS2rqrk4loK7Gks5nkhwew
11 months ago
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Here’s to the next 50 … I mean 5 … years!
11 months ago
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Poking at my less-mutable parts? RUDE.
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11 months ago
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I mean you all weren’t willing to get uncomfortable to fight me and fascism is a lot bigger than I am.
11 months ago
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When I’m not busy infecting people who think I no longer exist, I like to ponder the great questions. Like, is Elon Musk more of a DC or a Marvel supervillain?
12 months ago
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12 months ago
Hey, you did GREAT work on everyone's immune systems!
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What a great time to be an infectious disease!
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12 months ago
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When I’m not busy infecting people who think I no longer exist, I like to ponder the great questions. Like, is Elon Musk more of a DC or a Marvel supervillain?
12 months ago
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I don’t know why people are down on the brain worm we go out for drinks whenever I infect his host.
12 months ago
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Wtf Donald I thought I was the only one allowed to call you Krasnov. Whose asset are you?
12 months ago
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My access to human systems is not read-only and neither is that other guy’s.
about 1 year ago
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I’ll never abandon MY commitment to Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.
about 1 year ago
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“I just didn’t want to let all the fans down.“ She means MY fans of course.
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about 1 year ago
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I mean I’m living rent free inside most politicians these days.
about 1 year ago
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So Many Friends 💗
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about 1 year ago
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I mean me and all the variants will be there.
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about 1 year ago
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Bro I considered Neil Gaiman a friend and he always had my back during lockdown but after reading that article even I don’t want to infect him anymore.
about 1 year ago
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Truth.
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about 1 year ago
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No one is too small to make a difference. I should know.
about 1 year ago
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I blame lockdowns.
apnews.com/article/fire...
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It's not really the typical time for nasty California fires. What changed that?
Here's what experts say is turning Southern California's speedy wildfires into a deadly urban conflagration that is defying the calendar.
https://apnews.com/article/fire-devastation-climate-change-santa-ana-winds-a46e2bb6785b1e325f6076fb22c8fcc5
about 1 year ago
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Remember friends so long as the people dying are Not Like You the people Like You are safe. And what else really matters?
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about 1 year ago
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Forget kissing instead pour yourself a glass of raw milk and raise a toast to this new year!
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about 1 year ago
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Who you calling old?
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about 1 year ago
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Yay 2025! Remember humans you’ve … I mean I’ve … got this!
about 1 year ago
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Because once people get sick they’re no longer healthy of course.
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about 1 year ago
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Humans understand that hanging out with other humans is more important than caring about other humans.
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about 1 year ago
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I know we’ve had our differences but I’m really excited about collaborating with H5N1 in the new year. What are you looking forward to humans?
#newyear
#goals
about 1 year ago
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So cute how humans were traumatized by masks and lockdowns but not mass deaths and people failing care for one another. Guess we really do only fear what we don’t already know.
about 1 year ago
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
about 1 year ago
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Never stop evolving my friends.
about 1 year ago
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But what’s really great is when the pharmacist is coughing too. 🦠 ❤️
#friends
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about 1 year ago
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A mask worn just beneath the nose is always in style.
about 1 year ago
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Shoutout to all the unmasked parents insisting their unmasked children wash their hands extra hard in public places. Covie loves you too!
about 1 year ago
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I mean I would never forget you! 🦠 ❤️
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about 1 year ago
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Forget me? How can anyone forget me? 😞
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about 1 year ago
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