Bussin' on tempura while sleeping on Raising Cane's is hypocritical behavior.

I woke up earlier than my alarm clock because I was dreaming about Kerberos.

So, installed _Fortnite_ and resigned myself to just sucking at the game but it'd be a nice way to (parallel/together) play with @retsueto.bsky.social at home or on layovers. Little did I know that Harmonix designed Festival Mode and I absolutely bottom for rhythm games.

I feel like knowing how to send faxes is a FastPass for bureaucracy, especially if other methods have failed.

Sometimes, as crew, especially after a day of connection, the time away from the plane into the hotel room is jarring. In those times often you want someone to listen, but you're all alone in a dark room (because trying to sleep) with your mind in dark places, keeping you up and awake.

My boyfriend @retsueto.bsky.social I'm sorry Haydn's _Trumpet Concerto_ started playing on the home speakers and you thought you were in _Squid Game_ Spotify mis-fired.

I was counting the rows aloud during beverage service last night and I was, like, "5-4... 5-5... 5-6—6-7!" and did the paw motions while looking at my co-worker. Chat, what's the diagnosis? Is it brain rot?

Also because I seem to make a habit of meeting and posting oranges I meet Meet Jupiter @sentamal.in and @retsueto.bsky.social 's...... child.

Do sergals have to choose their Spirit Cheese on creation because they really should.

"The top (sic) water is good to drink." Chat, what is 'top water' and what should good top water taste like?

It amuses me that Dixon Dallas is part of the Karafun karaoke library now: youtu.be/LVeLm3q_IYs?...

Given L is length of time from beginning of nap to when you want to wake up next day, N is length of nap, S is length of sleep, and A is time awake before sleep after nap; and A = N x 2: L = N + A + S L = N + ( N x 2 ) + S L = 3N + S N = ( L - S ) / 3 A = L - N - S A = L - ( ( L - S ) / 3 ) - S

Is this a good living room area rug?

Musk and homeopathic medicine are the same: full strength of things may have unintended side effects, but after a review of your personal state and with the proper dilution it's beneficial.

I overlook the world out my hotel window, often, thanks to my job. I ruminate wasted opportunities due to fatigue, often, thanks to my job. “I should explore more, I should see more;” not many have my chances. Yet where I look forward to is home, often, thanks to my job.

Chat, "Watermelon Sugar" is about sugared watermelon, right?

So, I got a PS5 Pro because I had a ton of Good Boy Points from work. Hooked it up tonight. Suddenly my wireless keyboard/mouse set on my PC started stuttering and all of our Philips Hue lights in the apartment kept losing signal. Turned off Wi-Fi on the PS5 Pro and suddenly everything was fine.

For context, I personally prefer drinking with food. Partly because medical condition, partly cultural. I feel like I would enjoy very hoppy IPAs more if there were 'fresh' (i.e. salads or a rich veggie handheld) or 'spicy' snack/food options at breweries.

Junior crew eying layovers in a bid packet: party, sights, restaurants to feed the 'gram. Senior Crew eying layovers in a bid packet: refrigerator, microwave, grocery store to feed the lunchbox.

*crunches numbers* ...I swear, assuming a 20% margin to account for COGS, 0.1% of my company's net profits before taxes come from employees buying company swag.

> Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop > Clocking in for the day > Prevailing mood Okay, so, am I fixing ships or...

I feel silly that I was using some scripts to sign DKMS-compiled Linux modules with a user-generated MOK when, if I just read a teeny tiny bit more, I could've just enrolled the MOK that DKMS automatically generates by default.

Idea: A food/grocery store play adult boutique shop called "Hole Foods Market."

Salty healer of /r/aviation

Becoming furry friends mean your autocorrect recognizes each others' names.

🎵 Santa daddy, forgot to mention one little thing: a ring. And I mean silicone. 🎵

Thanks to my boyfriend @retsueto.bsky.social and artist SOLIDASP [ x.com/solidasp ] for this early Christmas gift! <3

One of the small things I love about the holidays is new Tupperware.

The warbird line up for Oshkosh 2025

Another day, another instance where I did not play Phantasy Star Online Episode I & II Plus do I can level my FOmar and my MAGs.

I just learned Filipino Calves (TM) is a thing.

This is an unfortunate Amazon store brand name.

So, this mural has such great intentions... Except that I had to use a colorblind filter on my phone after snapping a photo to actually read it.

Flight attendants skibidi doors for arrival vibe check and Zoom call.

I think the hardest part of dirty talk for me is when I hear "I'm gonna empty your balls" I have to stop myself from saying "Actually, sperm is matured and stored in the epididymides and not in the testicles so you don't really 'empty your balls' in actuality."

New variable size according to @vulan.bsky.social: `unsigned extra virgin`

I made a "Mango Float" Charlotte for my cousin's birthday today. An accident smushed the original top so the mango rosettes and mint leaves were a plan B. (Pastry: ladyfingers; layers: Graham cracker, whipped condensed milk/cream, diced mangoes; decorations: mint, mango roses, cream Chantilly)

I would like to see the TV stands and desks of the ones who play _PowerWash Simulator_.

On behalf of all crewmembers I apologize. It was me. I **made plans** Thursday night to go get BBQ on my Saturday layover.

I don't know who needs this right now, but if you know you need this you know.

After using one (of many in a stack) of blank NFC "Shuttle Access" cards I received from #FurryMigration 2024, a Markdown file I've uploaded on OneDrive with a view-only link, and NFC Tools; my home visitors using iOS/Android devices can connect to my guest Wi-Fi network.

Today, I learned that a conversation needs to have good established context before I start speaking about 'non-con weekends' versus 'con weekends.'

Antiperspirant/Deodorant Lubricant.

I think one of the hardest parts about commuting is the fact that you're never really at home enough as it is to make connections outside of your house because of the job, but now your time is split between two places with even less time to make connections outside of your residence.

What if you extend Activity Streams `Object`s with a `hasKink` property, which holds a `Collection` of `Kinks` so when in a Fediverse-compatible application you can see published kinks on a profile, or allow kink searches using standard client searches? (These thoughts keep me awake at night...)

Women's History Month is drawing to a close, but before I forget, PBS's _American Experience_ showcased _Fly With Me_, a documentary that shows our history's flight attendants fighting for change and gender equality: youtu.be/AN0BMDkeQrQ?...

I'm on a 1,400-day learning streak on Duolingo!