I wish all the world’s blessings to the nice young man who got my new replacement TV into my not-really-big-enough car. And an eternity in boiling lava for the people who wrote the dimensions of the box, because I fucking measured and they are assholes

Girls be like “I really needed this” and it’s just starting another run of bloodborne It’s me, I’m girls

I sure do love playing <checks notes> all those new games I bought this year, yes indeed

New podcast is up tomorrow but before that, I have an announcement. We are launching a new video game news show! The Character Issues News Network for News will launch on December 29th! It will appear right in the Character Issues feed so you can just get it where you get the main show. Win win!

Paging @characterissues.bsky.social

I think I need to show my mom a video of flute guy because I cannot identify all those instruments

It's November 26, 1989. You're browsing through the pages of the latest issue of your favorite gaming magazine and then you see this ad. How's this possible? It's a game that would only come out 26 years later! And for consoles that have not even been announced yet!

Back on my vampire survivors bullshit

This week was not great. I did add to my unnecessarily large mug collection though, and that IS great. THANK YOU @tolkoto.com 🥰

This fucking better be good @characterissues.bsky.social @fmruin.bsky.social

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

Um

You dropped this king 👑

Me watching this movie and hearing Lotus Juice

oh no too high to play silent hill

In honour of spooky season, and because everything hurts and I don’t want to get up, might as well do the 31 days of horror movies this year. Day 1: The Monkey

New podcast is live and it is a banger. Give it a listen! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/7...

Hey new followers! A new podcast drops on Monday. Until then, keep decorating your Chadley hate shrines and send emails to [email protected] requesting all the monsters you want us to rank.

Help

People.

Wouldn’t be a normal week without patco making me late at least once I guess

I think the only games I have spent more time on than this are Destiny and WoW. Help.

I just learned this from @characterissues.bsky.social actually

New podcast is live! Put it in your ears! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/7...

I feel like we’re gonna have Things To Say when we record next

I would actually like to not come back to my home country in a couple of days so if we could maybe get some of our best people on that I’d appreciate it

THIS IS PRETTY BADASS YOU GUYS

My body has no idea what day or time it is, but vacation is starting off okay

Me definitely working very hard today

I found this under my couch today. I have no idea how long it’s been there.

DO IT.

SOMEONE gets very friendly when pizza is involved It’s not the cat

New podcast is live! More characters, bigger list, more swears, and we've upped the sexiness 400%. For your health! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/7...

The Mummy Returns is both incredible and hot garbage and I am extremely here for it rn

<looks threatening>

I don’t want to oversell this, but I do think it’s probably the most important episode of podcasting ever.

Play bloodborne it’s so good you guys

Happy Father’s Day to my dad (who hates social media and will never see this) and other dads, like those weirdos I podcast with @characterissues.bsky.social @fmruin.bsky.social

I want to post about weird video games and all this fucking fascism keeps happening

Now with updated edit so it sounds like it should do. Treat yourself. Also, sorry to those who downloaded it before it got fixed.

Never sorry. Nope.

@grubb.wtf @nikigrayson.com Double Dash IS bad. Thank you both, I feel so validated

The dude that announced Splitgate 2 at SGF is a fucking loser

This fucking rules

My 40s so far have been a time of discovery. Perhaps the most important of these discoveries has been that when I decide I want ice cream at 11 PM I definitely need to find a lactaid if I want to prevent my organs from dissolving while I try to sleep (I do)

Pope Shrek is watching you

I want a Voldo in the streets and a Voldo in the sheets. And a Voldo in a cage.

Whose isn’t?

Giant Bomb is now independent "Giant Bomb has new owners, and you're looking at them" - Jeff Grubb