Trump continues to fuck children anyway he can, then. Cunt.

'WELSON', digital nonsense, 2026 #digitaldrawing #digitalart #digitalillustration #characterdesign

Buying a Peloton

Just heard Sunchyme for the first time this year lads, the sun is FUCKING COMING and that butter is GONNA GET SOFT

May Nigel Farage have wet socks for the rest of his miserable life.

Anthony Taylor is the best signing Liverpool ever made #nffc

Fuck VAR, fuck Anthony Taylor, fuck the PL.

Fuck off #nffc

We now introduce the chairman of the Anthony Taylor Fan Club sponsored by Anthony Taylor, Mr. Anthony Taylor! #nffc

What a performance this is so far. A long way to go yet, but I like this a lot. #nffc

'Good evening Ipswich, we are INDIANA JONESTOWN and this one's called MICROSOFTCOCK, 1 2 3 4'

Just shoot him.

'PRAYERBOT 200', digital nonsense, 2026 #characterdesign #digitaldrawing #digitalillustration

Oh someone just fucking do it man come on

We are sleepwalking into a jobless world where the top 1% have literally everything and the rest of us starve to death, and it is by design.

'FREAK 3', digital nonsense, 2026 #digitalart #digitalillustration #digitaldrawing #characterdesign

What a night to get absolutely slammed at work and miss the game #nffc

'FREAK 2', digital nonsense, 2026 #digitalart #digitalillustration #digitaldrawing

'FREAK 1', digital nonsense, 2026

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER - TEA really strong but also super tired - SOY SAUCE terrified of his own shadow - APPLE totally proud of you, champ, but wishes you'd focus on homework instead of this fighting nonsense - BANANA on her holidays, and as such is unavailable for fighting Digital nonsense, 2026

'SKULL', digital gouache, 2026

Incredibly powerful front page from the Sunday Post ‘These are the faces of the close to 200 women killed by men in Scotland over the last 16 years. Many were murdered in the one place they should feel completely safe - their own home. Today, we ask for your help in ending misogynistic violence’

Nothing says PUNK ETHOS like using the phrase 'facing sustained macro headwinds'

Happy (early) Chinese New Year!

Did Epstein write this

The use of AI in restaurants is... weird. There's a place near me that has AI menus, AI art on the wall, and used AI to generate a photo of the front of their restaurant. Instead of taking a photo of the front of their restaurant. Creative fields are dying. Creativity itself is on the ropes.

I'll be honest, lads, I'm absolutely furious. I thought I'd left behind football affecting my mental health like this, but it appears not.

Pereira? So our answer to being unable to beat the worst team in the league (and possibly the league's history) is to hire the man who put them there? Brilliant. #nffc

No, no, it's fine. If anything I *wanted* to be an absolute fucking laughing stock the year after we qualified for Europe. #nffc

Yeah, we're going down.

When I die the cause of death on my death certificate will read 'Nottingham Forest' #NFFC

Does anyone know how I tell Spotify that I'm not interested in the podcasts of people who are fairly regularly on those panel comedy TV shows? I feel like if I can get that message across then it'll remove 80% of the incorrect recommendations for me.

'We've got company' as a way to alert others to the presence of enemies has never really been improved on, has it? Absolutely timeless bit of dialogue, 10/10.

Reflux

You must monetise your hobbies, therefore you must use technology to replace your hobbies, the better to monetise them.

Edu out. We should not have started this season with a second string made of fluff and teenagers. This multi-club structure with some useless name overseeing the lot is Executive Chef levels of poncery, and we should have done better. #nffc

Tells you everything you need to know.

I'm beginning to wonder if the Conservatives weren't the problem all along. We live in a bubble of falsehoods, a country of spin and nonsense. This is the failing of democracy - it appeals to the idiots, who couldn't care less. Burn the whole thing to the ground and let's start again.

Alan Moore was giving a talk at a bar I worked at. Afterwards he came out before the crowd did, came up to me on the bar and said "do you know where near here I can sneak off for a pint and avoid all this lot?"

It's cool how the rich have all just been raping kids all this time though, and here's me thinking they were just lounging about making trickle-down economics happen

Just had to use 4 separate search attempts to find the meaning of a word because Google was insistent I didn't know what I meant. The internet is no longer for us.

I read 63 books during 2025. It's not surprising to me that 4 out of the top 10 were written by Barbara Kingsolver. What a voice. She handles poverty so calmly and with real compassion. Fully realised characters. I cannot recommend her enough - these are the 4, start anywhere.

Just once can we not 'do a Forest'? #nffc

Absolutely hate wanting a City win, but if everything goes right today we can finish the day joint 14th and 8 points clear of relegation. Sometimes you have to get into bed with bastards. #nffc

One of, if not *the* funniest humans to exist. The world is a worse place tonight. Thanks, Catherine.

If it's true that Catherine O'Hara has died we can fuck this year right off before we even get to February.