Update: ow.

Time to get my elbow reattached.

Idiom Origin “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” This was originally *sarcasm* & meant to convey that the act was impossible. A boot strap is a loop used to help put your boot on. This 1921 cartoon from the “Nonpartisan Leader” showcases that you can’t pull upward on your boots to levitate.

Yup. This right here.

@schumer.senate.gov you fucking pantywaist. The Republicans don’t keep their promises. Haven’t you learned anything?

Guess it’s good the Red Sox didn’t make a move for him. Also, sports betting has gone completely wrong in the US.

So the USL Scriptwriters want #RIFC to do it on the road again. Let’s do this.

I am currently a #DCFC supporter until the end of their match.

This is a Koké Vegas appreciation post.

Cornholio Dikwa with an empty netter!

I wasn’t sure Fuson got it in a good spot. Thankfully Dikwa proved me wrong. #AnchorsUp

Who am I going for tonight in the #USLC? #DCFC and #RIFC because I have season tickets in Pawtucket and already opted in for playoff tickets. #NMU because New Mexico deserves something. #PHXRising on a coin flip.

To my friends in #soccersky wondering how low the bar is to get zero stars, United Passions received one star. www.theguardian.com/film/2015/ju...

Wu wins, DeMaria loses. #NERevs may need to start over on the Everett stadium.

Hopefully they make a big one to put on the Eusebio statue at Lusitano Stadium.

OK who left Dick unplugged overnight?

What’s wild is that a conference final in Pawtucket is still a possibility if #RIFC and #DCFC win next week #USLC

ANCHORS UP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

I fucking HATE penalties!

The ref just lost control of #CHSvRI

@phat7deuce.bsky.social was this your idea?

If you’re a Dodgers fan you’re absolutely elated. If you’re a Blue Jays fan, well, I’m sorry.

I don’t even have a rooting interest and I’m about to have a heart attack #WS2025

This has been a series #WS2025

One lousy thing about the clocks going back is that my cat doesn’t understand the concept.

HELL YES!!!!

BIRTHDAY HOCKEY IS BEST HOCKEY!!!! LET’S GO P-BRUINS! @theahl.com

#USOC2026 Qualifying Round 3: Brockton FC United (UPSL) hosts CD Faialense (BSSL) at Robert’s Playground in Boston, with kickoff set for the top of the hour. Follow this thread for updates. || WATCH LIVE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y6O...

Current BSSL vs former BSSL tonight. Obviously I’m rooting for the current BSSL.

We shouldn’t have to do this but here we are. I’m in.

For those looking to up their alt text game, or learning to do it period.

Condolences @donbecker.org

Um, what?

This was such a good article.

So by some twist of fate I’m watching a new Simpsons episode and even for a Treehouse of Horror what the fuck is this?

14, and Nashville’s up next.

This is just unbelievably wrong.

I think the Mariners are cursed.

Not gonna say the Pats are back but they do look good.

A shot to the nuts leads to an own goal. Revs are so Spursy.

Revs just subbed out Yueill with Farrell. Unfortunate board display by the fourth official: 14|88

Blursed Slyde

So BCBSRI denied my MRI for the bicep tendon tear. Deny defend depose has begun.

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's the Canyonero F Series.

Robbie Roadsteamer doing us proud again.

!!!

So… it appears I tore a bicep tendon. While opening a window.

This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States. Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵