Came home to both my router being fried AND my bedroom tv which is the only tv I really use. Can’t move the living room tv bc my bedroom is too small. I might not get paid now & I can’t even enjoy tv in my comfort zone. I am overwhelmed 😅

I’m in the living room watching tv, Cowperson got up from the bedroom to pee and heard the opening to Legally Blonde. This mf while peeing shouts “is that Legally Blonde?!” Followed by “it makes me want a hotdog real bad”. Yall, I found the one for real!!

Opening Peacock to see not only is there a new season of RHOC but Vicki is back?! It’s like the world knew I needed this today

#dearchat I need yalls input! I sorta love these dresses but I’m worried it might be too much? But I’m going to a ball so like…is it too much? And if not, which is your favorite? (Alt text has dress numbers)

Buck is the hardest dog I’ve owned yet. None of the others were this vocal, crazy, or so much work. But I know it’s worth it, & we will get through it. But boy howdy is it stressful rn! But when he’s calm and sleeping in my lap, it makes it all better. I just can’t wait for everyone to get along!

Stylish divas, SOS!!! Apparently the army ball IS happening now & I have NOTHING to wear! I’m looking to find an army green colored formal dress (no leg slits) that won’t show my tummy fat. If anyone has any ideas please send them my way!!

Always knew Buck would be a bolter but today was a panic attack. He bolted out the door while I was trying to bring Fen in. Ran after him, he ran across the street. Called him over to which he got close but kept dodging me. Finally got him out from under the truck. Might be AirTag time when I can

Please look at how precious Buck-ee is! He’s clearly tuckered from the hard life he lives being loved and getting unlimited kisses

One year together, and hopefully many more to come! I’m so happy to have him in my life 💕

Buck-ee update: we are working on his separation anxiety. He didn’t cry last night & his cries this morning weren’t as long. Him & Fen got into a dominance thing a few times yesterday but are getting better slowly. He’s been so good with walk training, rarely pulling me now! (Pt 1)

Buck-ee is currently locked in Fen’s crate bc he can’t sleep in the room with the boys yet and we don’t know if he will destroy the house unsupervised. He’s crying up a storm and it’s breaking my fucking heart. I may go sleep on the floor in front of the crate while we are here

Chat…we did a thing (adopted a new dog from the shelter!)

Please enjoy my newest whimsical purse, with a matching card wallet!!! Alice In Wonderland is my all time favorite and purple is the best color!

My fellow crochet divas! Has anyone made baby booties before? And if so, do you wanna share the pattern by chance? I offered to make someone some but I am struggling!!

Okay yall, I’ve decided to really embrace my whimsy (purse pic soon!) so if you have any clothing links for whimsical outfits (ideally not expensive bc poor) please add them in the comments!!

@kylesway.bsky.social Happiest of birthdays diva!! 🎉🤟🎉

Every once in a while I remember how me and cowperson had crushes on each other but never mentioned it. We’d occasionally check the others FB for updates too. & now I’m next to the most adorable,sweet person while he snores away & all I can think of is how happy I am life brought us together 💕

Just had a person from a fast food place call me “my love” and honestly? Here for it. So sweet! I used to call people babes or something similar when I worked front desk & was told not to but people seemed to enjoy it! I personally love the terms of endearment from customer service

There’s a snail cult in my yard! Or perhaps a snail town meeting? I prefer the cult idea

Oh yeah, so remember my god awful excuse of a “mother”? You know, the one who said I had to earn her love & she didn’t want a mother/daughter relationship, only to be friends as adults & refused to love me while I sobbed on the call? She texted me a few days after, to which I ignored (pt 1)

My fan broke and it’s a thousand degrees!! 😭😭😭

Ahahahahaha so I answered a scam call and asked to be removed from their call list to which the lady called me a fucking bitch and hung up. I called back and acted like I was so hurt and offended. She’s now fired and my number has been removed! We don’t play this scam caller game with me

So CP & I almost got a pool. But his land needs too much to get it. So I’m stuck being white trash in a half an inch kitty pool every time we do outside work. Am I upset we changed our minds? So much yes. But we can’t afford it so I just gotta melt bc I moved to Satan’s ahole

Cowperson has accidentally become the neighborhoods free mechanic/car advise person apparently. First it was the neighbor to the left and now it’s someone I’m not even sure lives to the right but sees him working on stuff enough that he flagged him down 🤣

#dearchat for whoever needs this

Dearest chat, if you were to be any animal, what would it be and why? @halfmoonjoe.com I’m assuming a chihuahua but I could be wrong for yours!!!

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Who is streaming rn? Need to fill my stream sized hole in my heart

Skincare divas! What’s a good skincare routine to build using The Oridnary products? I want a vitamin c for my acne scars but I need a good exfoliator, and whatever else I need. Idk how to do skincare, someone please help!!(or any similar cheaper products I can get from Ulta) (I have a GC)

We are doing yard work. I’m deathly allergic to outside (not kidding, need shots for it) so I’m wearing gloves up to my armpits and had a mask. Unfortunately that made me overheat quicker. I can’t win lol. I’m gonna be back out there soon though bc fuck them pollen producing plants!

Cowperson woke up to pee, came back to bed, & gave me kisses. I couldn’t love this man more. He rly thought “I need to kiss her before sleep” & I loved it. I always do that to him but for him to do it? Idk, just made my heart happy! I just love him & love how much he loves me 😭💕

Chat, we’re getting weatherrrrr (it’s a true fl storm with good thunder and zig & i are snuggled up watching tv in the dark) (zig threw up twice this morning but just tummy acid. I ordered him drops off amazon. He’s been okay since but we are monitoring him closely)

Sooo zig threw up blood again… the emergency vet that filled his meds refuses to refill them without him going in and me spending almost a grand again. I called CP sobbing bc idk what to do and we are going to see how he is in the morning. He seems ok so far but I’m a wreck!!! I can’t lose him yet

Okay I feel like I’ve asked this a few times in the last few months and never get a solid answer but would anyone be down for game night this or next weekend? No Roblox bc I know yall do that with another game night. But the other games we play? Just silly little fun time together?

Cowperson and I argued earlier pretty bad. We worked through it though and agreed to find methods moving forward. We then spent hours being silly and stupid on the phone. He’s now falling asleep with me on a call (he normally hates this but realized it’d help me feel better from the fight). (Pt 1)

#dearchat what do I wanna order for lunch? I kinda want shitty fast food, I kinda want tacos or a burrito, I kinda want sushi, I kinda want everything. Period cravings are bouncing me all over the place

Okay I NEED to talk Summer House with someone. Who here is a fan and caught up with the drama and eps? I need more reality tv friends!

Ugh. I made a thread about how much I love cowperson bc he understood I went full sleeping beauty mode & sent an ily goodnight text & some lady was like “that’s the bare minimum”. Like girlie pop, I know. He does more than that, but I was just gushing about 1 moment. Chill. He’s wonderful

Another kiddie pool day in Satan’s asshole bc the bf insists on doing yardwork. This time I’ve added lots of ice, which has already melted. Waiting on my water bottles to freeze!

Ziggy is snoring and it’s so cute!!

CP ordered a new joycon for me via uber. The delivery driver turned out to be someone who works on many homes (like mine!). Ended up getting his business info and hopefully made a buddy who can help me get this place moved cheaper when time is right!!

Who here can help me with setting up a YT channel? I can’t figure out how to make the banner work!

So my switch apparently has a broken joy on and I can’t get my Xbox to connect to my tv for some reason so I’ll just never play Palia and it’s very upsetting 😭😭😭

So remember my ex? The one who threatened to shoot my dog all the time? A few yrs ago, I was trying to help him get a twitch set up and he’d bitch about how long it was taking & how I didn’t care about him streaming etc. Now I am trying to figure out how to make Cowperson a YT (pt 1)

@halfmoonjoe.com name em!

Yall wanna hear how dumb I am? For a week there’s been this awful smell in my car. The bf & I assumed trash must’ve leaked when I went to the dump. So we washed my trunk mat. I’m cleaning my car out so we can bomb it, only to find the raw chicken I never took out of my car!

When it’s hot af out but it’s time to work on the cars, I set up a plastic kiddie pool and sit in it bc if not I will die. And yes, the water is already getting warm but I forgot to get ice for it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Seeing the new Mortal Kombat later and excited!

@halfmoonjoe.com here’s a few of my favorites (I’m sure I’ll add more as I think about it) that I think would be fun! “You stole my house!” “Name em” (Sutton Stracke) Literally anything LVP says “Dorit, you’re a c***” “You can never be too sexy for mainstream television” “Be mad, who cares?”

Well, chat? This is an important question!!