Now comes the Big Reveal: more clearly every day we see proof the Orange Wizard is just a large, demented, dangerous old man. The Epstein scandal has hit the tipping point. and Donald is clearly confused and scared. It only gets hotter from here, so he melts or explodes.

Long before Walton Goggins played the Ghoul in Fallout, he played a similar character in Death Cure. No nose, face messed up. Looks like Walton the Noseless is making his mark.

Hey Megyn Kelly, 14-year-old Eloise would like a word: “If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good… because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.” Sound up! 🔥🔊 1/2

Do you think Trump smells worse now or a week after he dies in the Oval and nobody notices?

Why is everyone talking about Trump giving a band of Bubbas blow jobs? Did I miss something? Seems disrespectful to say Trump gives blow jobs to random people. Honestly, if you can’t say something nice, be quiet. No more talk of Trump giving blow jobs. Ixnay on DJT blow jobs.

It’s like a fascist Harlan Coben plot. First Bondi says she’ll bring down the Epstein Deep State Democratic-run pedo ring. Then she says on second thought there’s nothing there, case closed. Then Trump says open it, look into Clinton, and she does. All to keep the files hidden away.

JD Vance is trying so hard not to count his chickens before they hatch. Trust me. When he closes the bedroom door (and locks it so Usha can’t get him while he sleeps), he does the nerd happy dance. Lil man gone be prez. Kinda soon.

I’m just a cricket, but I think a cast-iron spanner got thrown into the Epstein wheelhouse. DJT publicly tells Bondi to re-open the Epstein case, looking into Clinton. Bondi says sir yes sir. Now there’s an open investigation. So the release is blocked. That’s it, no? As long as he’s president.

Merrick Garland is looking worse and worse. WTH was he doing those 4 years? Near as I can tell, he sent a lot of dumbass jamokes to jail for the insurrection and ignored all those powerful people behind it. AND he let the Epstein files sit there. All those important people still safe.

Tell me what is wrong with this take, I don't see anything. www.youtube.com/shorts/qEWDX...

Eventually, this horror show will end. We will, as ever, be shocked to learn the Project 25/MAGA folks were far weaker, stupider, and bumbling they were all along.

Welp, Trump has told us he is the greatest, the best, the only, etc. He’s right. Pile everything together, beginning when he came down the escalator, add in all the abettors, until now, and you have by far the greatest criminal conspiracy in US history. I set aside his unrelated crimes.

To all the white evangelicals who say it is Christianity that tells them to ride or die with Trump. Christianity? I refer these good people to Inigo Montoya for a succinct lexicological response.

Why are the MAGAnauts always furious at something. If it’s not one thing or another. You keep running that hot for that long, you’re gonna stroke out. Look at Trump, for Pete’s sake. Keep the anger if you can’t shake the addiction, but Jeez take a breath occasionally.

That’s a wrap for Schumer, though they’ll have to drag him outta there kicking and screaming. And there’s a nice investigation waiting for a smart reporter to dig into what the 8 sellouts got for selling us out. I bet carrot & stick. Heavy $$ from big donors OR some really nasty dirt is leaked.

When you think about it, this is a special moment. Our country’s leaders, caught trying to navigate personal ambition, decency and fear, gawk as Trump pours gasoline over the country and lifts a match. All to protect a global pedophile ring that has Trump as a key suspect. Damn.

I didn’t know this n thought Alligator Auschwitz’s was shut down. F’n Taco n his Cult. #arresttrump #arrestnoem

Throughout Trump’s startling political career, he’s been a kind of Magical Bully. He had only to raise his fist or voice and people cowered. Others worshiped. That much control took incredible energy. But it’s fading fast now. Without the magic, he’s just a sad, dying old man.

Trump is fading fast. So sad. I recommend viewing “The Death of Stalin,” so you can get a sense of the insane power struggle that will light up MAGA World. Absent Dear Leader, the movement will break apart. This will be a dangerous moment. They will be willing to do anything to hold onto power.

Folks, Johnson refuses to swear in Grijalva for a good MAGA reason. On 12/7 Tennessee holds a special election to fill the open seat in TN-7 district. It’s traditionally deep red. If, as is most likely, a Republican wins, Johnson will swear in the winner & Grijalva, blocking the Epstein vote.

Here’s how deep we’re into this now: I say 2 words, batshit and crazy. You immediately think… Right. Everybody else does too. That’s because he really, really is. No kidding.

Can somebody track down what the sandwich guy jurors ate during their lunch breaks? It’s important. I think this whole affair has the makings of a hilarious movie.

Here’s what I’m thinking. I stockpile a ton of torches and pitchforks. Soon they’ll be selling like hot cakes. Ima call my brand “Revolutionary Products from the Cricketeer.” I’ll have limited edition pitchforks and torches engraved with the customer’s initials. Then I’ll buy a yacht.

This is so sad. “The Mozart of Math is thinking of leaving the country. 3/4 of other American scientists are considering the same thing

US history not taught in schools. I learned about this history in college n cuz I took Native American courses. Who controls what is taught in schools? What is Taco n his Cult doing 2 school curriculum now? The lying needs to STOP! It’s been going on for way too long! #arresttrump #arrestrepublicans

The sandwich guy trial clearly demonstrates that whoever is running our universe’s simulation has a wild sense of humor. You just know pretty soon he’s going to drop in a T Rex to wipe out the West Wing while Godzilla chews up Tokyo. I love a God coder who likes a good laugh.

Nancy Pelosi has been a brilliant Speaker. Her ability to guide the House through challenging times is storied. But unlike some others, she knows when it’s time to leave the stage. She will be missed and will surely pass her wisdom on to the next speaker, who, one hopes, is not named Jeffries.

Sad to say, my pet human likes those turgid Hallmark Christmas shows where 2 people in some gorgeous place meet and hate each other so much they do crazy stuff. But just when it’s all about to blow, they team up, fall in love, and save Christmas. Every single special follows the same formula. Help!!

IMHO our greatest ally in our national civil war is…drumroll…Donald Trump. Yes, our own Gummy, dammit. His superpower is his kryptonite. All the crazy, the sadism, criming, dementia, you know the rest. Can’t help himself. In the end this shit will look like Jonestown, metaphorically speaking.

You’d think the Democratic party’s national leadership would think hard about Tuesday night and conclude, maybe we’ve been going at this wrong. Nope. They think they’re fucking heroes. This was accomplished in spite of their mealy-mouthed cowering. This surge is about the birth of something new.

Tuesday night was fantastic but we cannot forget that Trump and MAGA have no intention of giving up power. Ever. They will hold on by any means necessary. We have a hell of a fight ahead. But I think America just stoop up and said enough. I believe much will be destroyed but America will stand.

Neal Katyal is a national treasure.

Feels like the ground is shifting. Trump’s dementia and his formless rage are marching in tandem toward chaos. His hunger to punish those who have failed or demeaned him [everybody] is ravenous now. They want to inflict so much pain that we collapse in despair. Nope. Now the hunters are hunted.

Like you I am celebrating Tuesday's victories. However, my job is not to sugarcoat things and tell you it's all fixed. It is to warning about what to expect next and fight back. That is why I wrote this and why I hope you read and share. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/what...

I was thinking about Dick Cheney’s long, iniquitous career and realized even Dick Cheney would want the Epstein Files released.

Who will write the “They/Them Won” story? The Dems that won, even the “centrists” did not throw trans under the bus. And Atlanta elected a non-binary democratic socialist for district 2 @froomkin.bsky.social

Another sign we may be regaining our senses. In Atlanta’s 5-way, open-seat, District 2 City Council race, Kelsea Bond, non-binary and Democratic Socialist (just second DS in the state), won outright. Good night for progressives. Congrats to Kelsea!

I 💙 this. Need more of this especially now w so many losing SNAP. I saw a post where some elderly people had to go get a job due to cuts in their benefits n that is just sad n wrong! #kindness

This will be interesting. Trump is surely suffering significant narcisstic injury from last night’s voter rejection. Typically, he responds with heightened threats and stochastic violence. Any bets on how hard he doubles down?

I realize Norah O’Donnell was put in a very difficult position by her new MAGA masters, but risk is also opportunity. Instead of practicing journalism, she rolled over. She will always have her softball interview hanging over her. We all face similar decisions now. Who are we?

Trump knows his heart is failing. That’s why he keeps mentioning heaven. He’s scared of so many things now, which accounts for his rage. Anger can mask so many terrifying feelings. I guess the question for us is how many people have to die before Grendel is felled?

I need more background on this.

Murder charges? ICE facilities were they ever humane? Under Taco, the ICE facilities sound like concentration camps. They aren’t properly feeding people, they’re not allowed to bathe n sleeping on the floor or on soiled blankets. Inmates in prisons have it better than ICE detainees! #iceout

Alongside Trump’s steadily increasing dementia and paranoia is his rising thirst for violence. He loves knowing he can send the most powerful military force in the world against anyone, including fishermen in tiny boats nowhere near our shares. This will get worse.

SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) Just spoke with my CDC sources. They warned that farm workers in California are falling sick with H5N1 symptoms, yet orders have reportedly come from RFK Jr. himself not to test, not to report, and to keep it quiet.

For the sake of clarity, I propose changing the names of the 2 dominant political parties. For the Democrats and Republicans, respectively, I nominate the “Eloi” and the “Morlocks.” You’ll thank me for the heads-up later.

All y’all bitching about poor folks buying a bag of Cheetos or a pint of ice cream with their food stamps: 1/ You obviously never had to worry about your kids going hungry, and 2/ you ever think just maybe a little bag of Cheetos could be a special family treat? 3/ Fuck you.

This will be interesting to watch. Pretty much everybody who has a lick of sense — and I mean everybody on earth — knows full well how demented DJT is and that it’s getting worse. So how long are we all going to sit here & watch him kill people wholesale? Sounds like he’s not the only crazy one.

Putin has dug himself into a deep hole, and Ukraine has redefined the rules of war with their endless innovation. If we had a real President, the US could help and move the world order in a better direction. Instead we have a demented psychopath being blackmailed by the Russians.

These clowns are running the most absurd coup, like, ever. They pull some shit, get caught, and shout look over there, it’s a T Rex. Distract at all cost. Kash flies his girlfriend around the country on a $60M FBI jet, gets caught, & promptly shouts terrorists! Michigan! All of it lies.