Went to see The Backrooms today... It did its best

The Blue-Whale Mermaid floats elusively across the ocean - for Mermay! 🌊🐋🐋🐋🐋

She's the kind of woman who's so beautiful it makes you want to kill yourself. I know exactly what Sean Kingston was talking about

I need to have an anvil dropped on my head my baby my baby my baby my little squidge she is all growed up

Girls will show u a pic of their cat and be like "he's so cute I want to perform a live vivisection on myself"

Don't ask me for relationship advice if you're with a man. I'll tell you to start beating him

TALEENA IS REAL!!!

Computa tell me everything's gonna be okay

#MonsterMay Day 25: Diary Entry What's Lagoona writing? Well.. that's none of your business, now is it? ♡ #dollsky #monsterhigh #lagoona

I made this Pikachu Sweetheart Diner figurine! A tiny pikachu holding a burger 🥺🍔 #pokemon #pikachu

Animal Crossing (2001) #ac

Not spending the bank holiday with his kids then I presume

Remember when 30° was considered a record breaking temperature for the UK and now it reaches that temp or above all the time and we're just supposed to pretend that's normal?

DNF'd three books this year so far. Feeling free as a bird. Feeling like I could lift up a car

Hittas on speed dial 😂

I was looking through my beads and.... What the fuck is this??? Red dog shit???

Every time I take a bath I suddenly need to pee really badly so I have to get out and drip water all over the floor so I can get to the toilet and pee so I don't piss myself in the bath and end up lying in my own piss-water. God life's relentless

A TARGARYEN AT THE HEAD OF A DOTHRRRAKI ARMY

foxdoll figurine, for sale, within shop. handmade late springtime, mai2026.

The Moon In Its Jaws

Please stop posting pictures of your doodles standing upright. It doesn't look cute like a little circus dog it looks like a human being covered in hair

Daily bunny no.3325 has a book recommendation

Ppl will see a wild animal living in a sanctuary that is deaf and blind and missing a limb and say without a hint of irony that keeping them in a sanctuary is cruel and that they should be in the wild

Just found out "splendiferous" is an actual word and not just something Tigger from Winnie The Pooh likes to say from time to time

Lying in bed cackling at the stupidest shit like the eraserhead baby

Mock up I did for my TCG binder! ✨💚☠️ #DigitalArt #FanArt #OnePiece #OnePieceFanArt #SoulKingBrook

If being terrible at sports is truly an indication of homosexuality, my little brother is destined for drag race

My dogs snoring is the most blessed sound in the universe that lulls me to sleep better than any thunderstorm or crackling fire ever could but when a human is snoring around me I NEED to cave their skull in with a hammer

No sorry I can't go to the club I'm in bed by 9 PM watching instagram reels and scrolling through vinted while I rub my feet together

Good morning I'm on day 4 of my cold. Anyway here's Gwyn and Pip

"Birth rates are declining"

"birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born

Tw// racism, anti-black hate crime Just learned that there's a streamer named "Chud The Builder" who goes around harassing people in public and calling black people the N word and he just shot a black man in "self defense" after provoking him into a fight multiple times...

I don't give a fuck who talking behind my back because the bitch knew better than to let me hear her

Tough puppy

Hello homosexuals I am currently suffering from a terrible cold but I got a care bears blind box and got Share Bear. My luck's beginning to turn

Had another homosexual (guy on guy) dream about this fuckass show.... WHAT IS GOING ON

This is a ringing endorsement

#spop #shera #art #fanart

Excuse me. I need your help. You need to kill me

We have to resist the death cult targeting trans people, not for dumb “first they came for…” reasons, but because trans people deserve not to be targeted by the death cult

I must have missed the memo that books are now this incredibly unserious art form that you're not allowed to honestly review or expect anything of true value from

LOVE the Killer Klowns skullector, don't get me wrong, but it's so odd which collector dolls Mattel choose to put true effort into and which ones they don't lol

Was this already done? #Dollsky

If you’re still on X for any reason you’re a fuckin bozo.

If spend money bad, why feel so good?

BAN THE PERVERT GLASSES

Don't disturb grandma while she's watchin' her stories

Some of you don't actually care about education and people learning from their mistakes and changing, you just want an excuse to be cruel