Millennial “Wild Hogs”, but it’s just me trying to play a video game online. Alone obviously

For death guard this is relatively fast! Post something fast 🏍️🏎️ #nerdlings

I just wanna paint minis and draw. The world should stop requiring more of me

Submitted an application under the belief that I could upload additional documents prior to review. I cannot. Should just mail them a crayon and ask that “attention to detail” be scribbled over

THE LIGHTNING BUGS ARE OUT

Gah! It’s a WIP

Marvel Comics quality certainly is something. Right now, I can count on the center page of their new books being loose right off the shelf. It makes paying $4 an issue feel bad. I read my comics, so it’s not like I need them to maintain any value, but it shouldn’t fall apart in my hands.

Goodnight everyone! #DreamWithoutFear😈 I love that we get this big dramatic reveal of BLACKHEART - Son of Mephisto - And then Matt just super-kicks him in the face. Good on ya, DD. Art by John Romita Jr, Words by Ann Nocenti #ComicSky #Daredevil

I'm sure purchasing a new video game will fix me. Even if it sits there, downloaded yet unplayed, for weeks.

Don’t recall the full name for this nasty guy, but it was a ruin demon from creature caster.

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I think it took an entire year to get around to making this once I got the silly idea. St Waffle’s victory over chicken

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Phlegmigus Burpgurgle, Demon Prince of Nurgle

If you see this, drop some armor

This looks sick

Knuckle Duster? You mean this sack of powdered donuts

Finally finished these Hill Tribesmen for a local LotR day event! #miniaturepainting #wargaming #lordoftherings #hobby #commision

Gamefreak putting chicky nugget level effort into Pokemon because they are attempting coq au vin in their “Nier: but monsters” game is crazy

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

Doing art badly is good and sacred

I get my milk straight from the hole. h-o-l-e

Do something you’re bad at. Dancing? Brain surgery? It doesn’t matter, go get ‘em

Wasp nests probably don’t taste like honeycombs.

When I said I wanted Bernie for president, I should have been more specific.

Superman doesn’t wear his underwear on the outside, but he does wear tights under his little red hoochie daddy shorts.

passing a bill that sacrifices poor people so rich people don’t have to pay taxes is a pretty on theme thing to do for Independence Day

I feel like society isn’t giving me enough credit for kicking my shorts off and catching them

I don’t appreciate Starbucks spicing oat milk and telling me it’s horchata. Almost got me

Until recently I thought “pomme frites” were “palm frites” and assumed fancy people were frying hearts of palm or something. Just say fries

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Claire Baxter isn't feeling the rise and grind

If you tried to use the force to grab your phone and did a kamehameha instead would your 12 year old self be embarrassed or impressed

You can just buy packs of Andes mints. Olive Garden has no real hold over you

Today I spent way too much time on one miniature, but I'm pretty pleased with how it turned out

I smothered my grass last year and planted clover this spring. It's finally sprouting so I can see where I need more seed :)

the influencer

If Bluesky is going to “be better” then we need to do something about accounts that scrape creative work with giving creators any recognition.

Spring life hack. Wait for local business centers to have their gardens done, return at night. Free mulch*

Hehe yes

𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 (𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄)

GM World

If anyone mentions the gala to me IRL I'll go off like one of those feral iPad kids.

If they made an alien musical there is no theater company on earth that wouldn't go wild on the headpiece