Deeply humbled knowing it was my leaving that finally caused Steph to snap

Return of the King #aew #wrestlesky #berserk

Six months into my DIY remodel and The Shed is finally ready for drywall. This means I'm almost ready for paint and decoration, but I've been struggling to find inspo. Anyone got ideas for dressing out a 9' x 7' room? Maybe I do like a dark academia thing or a spaceship cockpit???

As someone with a Masters degree in Artificial Intelligence for Robotics all I can say is... bruh

For those for whom this matters: there are giant skeletons at the West Seattle Home Depot

I'm having a little lunch break but in 30 minutes or so I'll be back at the WotC booth setting up Arena duels and handing out booster packs. If you're at PAX, come say hi!

good weekend

A limited run of Cobalt Core OST vinyls will be going on sale September 5th at 9AM PDT at cherof.bandcamp.com/album/cobalt-core-original-soundtrack These are extra units from the crowdfunded Bandcamp vinyl campaign, pressed to 2 LPs on 180g heavyweight translucent grape vinyl. Last chance on these!

🌵 THE MESA UPDATE IS OUT NOW 🌵 a new PEAK biome has dropped on an island near you ‼️ explore the sandy terrain under the blistering sun... alongside plenty of mysteries that lie within the shade.

Doing some of my finest work to date in this @pigsquad.com parody game jam

Aiight motion sickness prone friends whomst would like to play Peak without getting a tummyache, my StableThirdPersonCamera mod is up on Thunderstore! Adds an aggressively damped third person camera to PEAK. Install via your fav. mod manager. Works on Steam Deck! thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/Lef...

Wishing everyone a very happy dead baby and if you think you saw me on a scooter blasting past everyone and blocking traffic, no you didn't 😌

Rest in peace you little asshole

I'm pretty old now, and I've mostly come to accept that other people's most abrasive kinks, quirks, and eccentricities are usually just an incongruity in understanding between me and them. But every single person who attempts to crowd surf at a punk show is still fucking idiot. Cut that shit out.

i put da crab cam in the clamb gam

Turns out it's trivial to mod a third person camera into Peak eheheheh I will NEVER stop putting Cinemachine into Aggro Crab games and NOBODY CAN STOP ME

hey idiot my next game is FINALLY out on steam!! 🤖 SHOOTY SHOOTY ROBOT INVASION 🤖 an absurdist narrative game first, shooter game second 💥murder stupid robots 💬chat with idiot people 🎨explore a painstakingly hand-drawn world! #indiegame #indiegame BUY IT NOW bit.ly/ShootyShootyRobotInvasion

Mfw my commander group focuses me down 10 minutes into the game

A story from this weekend, in two parts

📢 CREATORS + PRESS 📢 If you'd like to be the first to try PEAK, the online co-op climbing game on june 16- hit us up! tag your favorite creators below👇

Any Seattle friends know somebody who'd want to buy a busted '73 cb200? (@hellojed.bsky.social 👀👀) Giving up on my dreams of being a vintage bike guy and moving on to a fuel-injected future.

the guy who did SUBWAY MIDNIGHT (finally) made a new game! SHOOTY SHOOTY ROBOT INVASION 🤖💢coming JULY 10TH - 200+ NPCs to have terrible conversations with! - 50+ robot types to murder! - 6 wacky levels to explore! - 1000s of hand-drawn sprites! WISHLIST NOW, IDIOT! bit.ly/ShootyShooty...

PCC, the largest food co-op in the US, sells wine from Barkan and Golan Heights Winery, both of which source grapes from the occupied Golan Heights. PCC also stocks products from Nestle, which runs factories in illegal settlements in the West Bank through its subsidiary Osem.

pull out your microplastics rn💳💥 pre-orders for the physical edition of Another Crab's Treasure are live NOW thanks to @iam8bit.com plus the OST on vinyl & tote bag made from 100% recycled materials‼️ get it before i get you

I think I'd like Blue Prince more if it didn't sometimes take over an hour to get from the point where you've figured out the solve for a puzzle to the point where you actually get to solve the puzzle.

PLEASE actually check your sources on stuff like this. The paper this screenshot misinterprets estimates water *consumption* to be 10mL to 50mL per query. There are plenty of good faith, well-supported arguments for why LLMs are useless and wasteful. Propagating clickbaity misinfo is not helpful.

It continues to be my most deeply held belief that it is simply not possible to put out a debut indie mega-hit if you are only hiring "industry veterans."

Another Crab's Treasure: Year of the Crab is OUT NOW The FREE content update has arrived on Steam, PS5, Xbox Game Pass and Nintendo Switch‼️ NEW GAME PLUS. NEW BESTIARY. NEW BOSS RUSH. TIME FOR ✨MORE✨ CRAB.

Mentally preparing for today's project by repeatedly telling myself "that jack isn't going to hammer itself"

Corey Booker voted this afternoon to keep sending bombs to Israel, which is much, much more meaningful and important than a speech about values, even if it did last 25 hours.

"Did this wake you up? GOOD." -Dastardly Dwayne

I got back from GDC 24 hours ago and my cat has refused to leave my lap since I got home. I'm going to die here.

My brain has completely melted from meeting so many people in the last few days how does anybody do this. I haven't even been to the park yet

Dude I was not aware that I knew this many people.

GDC Fit: Day 0 Come find me at Day of the Devs!

Also if you happen to be a studio with that kind of funding, the people who will make your game a hit won't be dudes with 3 shipped titles and 20 years games industry experience on their resume. It's going to be some rando you found on a Discord server called "Game Jam Gooncave" or whatever

Having a very normal conversation with our friend who has never once been online

Making last-minute plans to hit up GDC this year. It will be my first time!

They got tattoos here

Since I'm fully off twitter, I'm going to put all my banger tweets below, for posterity (🧵)

Trying to convince Miranda's advocate mom to use the word "gooncave" on her protest sign without explaining what that is.

The people who think they are good at everything because they are good at coding are also bad at coding.

Indie excellence goes to Another Crab's Treasure, from @aggrocrabgames.bsky.social!

Did everyone just memory-hole musk's elden ring build? Why would even a single person believe this dude knows how to play a video game

One thing that I had not considered about getting hand tattoos is how much cooler it makes me look when playing piano

This hype cycle is genuinely nuts. If they were like “we made an LLM that streamlines boring white collar labor and does fun pastiche” I’d be like oh neat but they talk about a $16T industry that replaces humans and is god-like while the products we actually have are spewing out slop and dog shit

Just started a new tattoo so I'm stuck so I'm cozymaxxing at the lodge while everyone has a spa day.

Why does every dishwasher in a communal space look like someone was playing ring toss with the bowls from across the room?

My sister going into labor has sent my partner and I into neg overdrive. We are in full-blown panic mode and harassing a pregnant woman as a coping mechanism