the vampire lestat cover of “everybody scream” when

congratulations to everyone seeing the vampire lestat concert on my birthday while I’m stuck working back to back graveyard shifts at ye olde walmart

today I learned they check your age for buying WD40 lmao

I have so many thoughts and theories for what IWTV is gonna do due to lore changes made from the books rahhhhhh

nobody is talking enough about how Lestat said he wants to meet Joey Chestnut like bro so unserious, my dearest dastardly love

you know you’re desperate for merch of your favorite character when you resort to buying a funko pop

LUKE BRANDON FIELD IS BRITISH????????

I love Anne Rice

my rlly nice lady doctor is married to a cop I can’t fucking win

honestly I’m glad Clint is marriageable now bc the “Clint divorce” speed runs are going to be hysterical

move over penny there’s a new redhead I’m gonna wife up in stardew

(working) co-worker who is a similar age to my mom: do you have a boyfriend? me: (awkwardly laughs in awkward lesbian) no

YOOOOO

the IWTV rp farm is still going strong just waiting for Lestat-Elliott to ask Louis-Farmer to have a baby aka Claudia

the horrors of capitalism can’t stop me from my meme making

I am legally obligated to finally finish P3R before I start my new job, can’t be employed and playing persona

THE HOCKEY YAOI?!

LOVE WINSSSS

everyone talk abt how armand is obsessed with blenders and microwaves but he also put a whole pack of cigarettes in the garbage disposal

the ultimate whiplash of realizing two of your hyperfixations have a connection you only just discovered

merry Christmas here’s some yaoi (spring 11 year 2 for reference)

every night is a constant debate between whether my bedtime reading will be IWTV or IWTV fanfic

being a lesbian is hilarious bc no I don’t want a man anywhere near me but also here’s an excel spreadsheet of all the fictional (male) characters i’d let pass me around like a blunt

why must we pit two beautiful queens against each other (aka been sitting on this meme for a minute waiting for the right witty caption to strike)

the people (aka me) demand the Vampire Lestat as a guest judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race

for completing one (1) adult task today I shall reward myself with art of old man vampires making out sloppy style

i need them to interview daniel so bad

your honor they’re orpheus & eurydice coded

your honor they’re hades & persephone coded

iwtv brainrot so deep i started a new stardew farm where I’m rping as Louis and gonna romance Eliot bc he’s the closest to Lestat

me when the department of education reminds me i owe $36k plus interest as if there’s anything i can do abt that

need them in a locked room together just to see what happens

being a iwtv fan is all fun and games until I think abt Claudia for too long and want to start profusely crying

oh fanfiction how I’ve missed you

“English is not my first language” author’s note is when you know the fic is about to be immaculate

@kyfriedvulcan.bsky.social I love this Jeff so much

the two ends of the comfort character spectrum: bre edition

shoutout to the girl who’s old copy of IWTV i bought online i hope you’re thriving after reading this damn book at age 12 that’s wild and I love u for it

has anyone done this yet or

I love love love amc’s IWTV but i’ll never get over how it changes (for the better) the fact that Lestat literally baby trapped Louis like that’s honest to god why he turned Claudia and it’s so unhinged

I have the “spam my friends with instagram reels abt vampire yaoi tv show” autism in case anyone was wondering

Look at what @kyfriedvulcan.bsky.social got me. Isn't it the greatest thing ever?

I’m finally a real persona fan again!!! (unemployed)

lmaoooo 100% forgot my NSO subscription renewed today thank god I get paid tonight

chappel roan is the kagome to florence welch’s kikyo no I will not elaborate

Lestat de Lioncourt TRULY the final boss of gaslight gatekeep girlboss

daniel in IWTV S1: I am tired of listening to this gay vampire talk abt his toxic ex boyfriend daniel in IWTV S2: I am tired of listening to TWO gay vampires talk abt THEIR SHARED toxic ex boyfriend

(obligatory and unoriginal post abt how nothing is scarier than working retail)

hormones raging, cat is sick, hate my job, fuck it let’s start crying over an anime abt literal babies and toddlers

COLLECTING TRUFFLES ON MY FARM AND ONE OF THEM WAS ALIVE???????? I HAVE NOT SEEN A SINGLE SOUL TALK ABT THIS I USED MY SWORD ON IT AND GOT THE TRUFFLE BUT WHAT THE HELL