Kimmy's Schmidt
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โ๐พ๐โ๐พUPDATE!!โ๐พ๐โ๐พ You will see some NSFW gay shit on this page. Don't follow me if that will offend you, please. Whether I follow you or not... If I see you post good news, I will like and comment. I don't do hate and I block fast. Skidaddle in peace, Munchkins. โค๏ธ
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Sick and tired of this hoe...๐ค๐ค
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I ride a fine line between "I'd do anything for my family" and "i will leave and never think of them again" I can't explain it.
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Hyphenate it. Last names mean something to me so I'd rather join them instead of just getting rid of one.
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Proud of me.๐
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#fdf
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Yes. Ima pair it with the skirt. ๐คฃ๐คฃ
#humpday
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#Humpday
office shenanigans. ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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#Humpday
Office Shenanigans. โค๏ธ
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Devil Dino players play like they typically win participation trophies...๐
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Close friends. ๐ข
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I actually am seeking advice on it but I did wanna say thank you to the people who called me out for vanishing lol. When I go through shit I isolate myself and I gotta work on that cause I'm always telling people they can talk to me when they're having issues but I never feel like I can do the same.
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......I.....๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ
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#1 BODYGUARD FAN
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I donโt understand why people act like they wanna be your friend just to try and finagle their way into your draws. not being upfront about your intentions is weird dare I say manipulative
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The work time shenanigans. ๐ญ
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Talk about it and it will lose it's power over you.
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I've never owned a Mr. Potato Head and for some reason I REALLY want one now...
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Mr. Potato Head: You Uncultured Swine!
ALT: Mr. Potato Head: You Uncultured Swine!
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Debut album title was "Huh". Gave us the classic "You can Huh" the the Remix "You can Hear." and my fav "Not me Ghost." Second album: "Say it again." "You Pay Bills?" and "You Better Beat the Light Home." Third album: "ยกChucha madre!" "Fix yo face" and "If 'if' was a fifth we'd all be drunk."
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I got my mom a digital picture frame and this thing is killing me.๐ญ I went through every social media/gallery we have to upload pictures for her.
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๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Aaliyah - I Care 4 U ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
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Aaliyah - I Care 4 U
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Energy. Ima be tired even if I had more time.
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67, 78 and 69. (CN, Disney and Nick) 163 (Food network.) 167 (HGTV) 4 (PBS Kids.) 36 (CW) And whatever channel played the Jerry Springer/Cheater reruns, TNT and Snapped.
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THE LITTLE MERMAID!!
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BlockBuster.
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Pause. I can't tell you how many times I have to stop speaking so I can turn to look at whatever invisible camera is recording this reality drama series I call life. ๐คฃ๐ญ๐
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The Orbit commercial still lives rent free in my head.
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PowerPuff Girls.
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Harry Potter. ๐ญ๐ญ
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Shrek. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Out of this list Honey Bunches of Oats but I'll fuck up a box of Reeses Puffs.
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I want Jazmine Sullivan to open. A quick Girlicious reunion to perform the first album. Mya to comes perform a few songs. Britney Spears in Choreo prime. Beyoncรฉ in the middle to keep it pumping. Megan cause I'm tryna pop ass. Kiana Lede. Tinashe. JLo so I can take potty break. Aaliyah send me homeโค๏ธ
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Expected.
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That hurt... I need to start doing the shit more often again cause...๐ฎโ๐จ๐ซ
about 1 month ago
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Before the year is up... I wanna get a tattoo on my ass. Small goals.
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Something about this one is eerily comforting. I can't explain it...
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