every week of The Pitt I'm like "damn what a television program" but tonight I realized near the end of the episode that I had been full-on stress gnawing on the neck of my own sweatshirt for the last 20 minutes

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you guys: unreasonably cranky about the Academy Award for Best Picture me: unreasonably cranky about the Academy Award for Best Original Score

Every week The Pitt is like, "Here's a cool piece of medical technology! Now I'm stomping on your heart really hard! Here's an interesting and gross disease! Now I'm gently dusting your heart off and giving it a firm and reassuring pat. Also here's a 25 year old boy who sucks."

My students have an proposal due in four minutes without which they forefeit 30% of their course grade, and i just watched this absolute legend walk in to the classroom, open the assignment and a blank document, and start tying. Rooting for you king.

The Pitt is the most realistic show on television, in that it correctly demonstrates how dudes are best equipped to have an honest conversation about their feelings when they can go on a roof while a helicopter goes BRRRRRRRRRRRR really loud so they have to kind of screech at each other to be heard.

Honestly gotta be Ant Man and the Wasp. I really liked the first one but hadn't kept up with the main Avengers series after getting annoyed with Age of Ultron, and I can't tell you how weird it was to watch a basically fun dumb good time movie and then see everyone fucking dissolve at the end.

I'm listening to the audiobook of The Fellowship of the Ring having previously seen the film but never engaged with the book, and what do you meeeeeean Frodo and his buds have a fifth friend who doesn't like adventures and stays home to cover everyone else's tracks and his name is FATTY BOLGER.

(pretend that I'm making this "joke" in 2022 or something so it isn't both dumb and literally years out of date) I could honestly really go for some Dark Academia right now because these fluorescent classroom lights are Not It.

My students 15 hours before they have a major assignment due: offline, moisturized, thriving Me 15 hours before my students have an assignment due: frantically checking for submissions, sending reminder emails, fussing, fretting, concerned

people prob gonna get worked up about other stuff here but please understand: this is what hotel rooms were supposed to look like. we have lost our way

absolute shame that The Pitt airs only once per week because now I simply have no choice but to mutter "farm benefits" to myself every once in a while for like seven whole days

I want to burrow into a Magic Spoon Marshmallow Protein Treat and dissolve in there like a fig wasp.

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