I almost forgot my boyfriend’s gift 🤦‍♀️

Haven’t heard this in ‘years’

Most relationships nowadays have been made transactional. And they probably feel they can’t afford to spend on that now. Or it could just be a general lack of commitment and direction

Who should they be dating then? Everybody get problem oo Charley

One wig 15k…. how do you expect some of us to buy some and wear this Christmas. Shoe, ataade3 ne aduane sef no come. Eeiii 💔

The way things are going now, if your birthday is in December and you know you’ll celebrate, unless you buy your cake now and put it in the fridge ooo

📢 App Version 1.94 is rolling out today (1/5) A new release to go along with 20 million users! Open this thread for details. 🧵

But you guys mess up ooo 😂😂😂 Charley…. I quit 😂😂😂💔💔💔💔

I’m having a really rough Friday because I keep remembering it’s Wednesday 🥹💔

If we start now, we can be madly in love with each other by Val’s day next year 🥹❤️

Aboa 🤣

Me: I wonder why my back always hurts. My sleeping position:

🖤😊 #blacksky

This 9-to-5 job, since I started it, I feel like they’ve trapped me like a slave. If my boss acts foolish, it’s just by grace that I don’t slap him. #Ghanasky

The money is enough motivation baby 🫠

Be nice to people but don’t smile to them. They’ll force you to climb bed 🥹🥹

Be nice to people but don’t lend them money. They don’t pay back 🙅🏾‍♀️

Hit me with another dose of “niceness”. I need it so I’m not fired from my job 🥹

Everybody on this app is so nice to each other did they drug us on the way in orrrr 😂😂

As a lady, your man’s gym membership, fuel allowance and daily upkeep should be included in monthly expenses. Take it or leave it 🫠

stop importing your old tweets! they sucked the first time too!

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Wow another million in a day! 👀 Thank you everyone — we’re going to do our best to make this place great for you.

Being on this app has severely reduced the “everybody hates you” voice in my head 💕

Bluesky is a reset and a new beginning, just at the perfect time. I dig it. You?

in case you were wondering how things were going over at the other place

Another Christmas without matching pajamas ….. vhim

Let’s do a quick follow @suanyansa.bsky.social 🫂

Seeing #BlackTwitter migrate here to #Blacksky

are you a "reticular activating system", ‘cause you‘re the reason of my consciousness.

You people say the country do what?

Here’s Mine 🖤 #Blacksky

This how the creator of bluesky wokeup today 😂 #blacksky #blacktwitter

@bsky.app When are you going to give us the verified badge. (But instead of that ugly check mark it’s a beautiful butterfly) We need it.

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