Me trying to get to Friday at 5pm so I can go on holiday break.

A pudding cup and a glass of red wine is a fine snack.

Me when @zorbrix.com is sick

I love her so much, and I can finally talk about her 😍💕 www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fih...

This whole year has felt like being awake during surgery.

Food is not a weapon. I don’t care who you are, if you’re hungry I will make you a meal. For reasons we don’t need to go into, believe me when I say I know hunger. People don’t deserve to wonder where their next meal will come from or if it will come at all. Food is not a weapon.

Push straight to production

AotC done! Dimmy and his (very large, very annoying) hands are dead, and @zorbrix.com took this screenshot of absolute perfection.

This meme brought to you by tonight's H Dimensius attempts.

YOUR FOES WOULD SEE YOU SLEEPLESS: RESIST AND REST.

Is a Crunchwrap a sandwich?

I’m trying to read a book that everyone seems to really, really love but I’m struggling SO hard because the author (more often than not) won’t use contractions. It’s so distracting because it doesn’t make much sense when it happens, so I have to go back and re-read and try to find the right tone. 😭

Hey so, what do you do when you just never get your important mail? I’ve got informed delivery, I’ve spoken with usps, and all I get is junk mail. Anything important just consistently fails to reach me. PO Box? That feels like such a chore.

Today's to-do list: Go back to square one Count my chickens before they hatch Add fuel to the fire Stir the pot Bark up the wrong tree Preach to the choir

"Time for cozy fall recipes!" My love it was 93 degrees here today and we're under a heat advisory. I've never been so jealous of wherever you're from, TikTok guy making baked potato soup.

Do I wanna take an herbalism class? I think I wanna take an herbalism class. As the daughter of hippies I think it's my sworn duty or something.

Holy crap this was 9 years ago today. It simultaneously feels like yesterday and a very long time ago.

Man, laying outside on the couch after swimming while listening to Lana is peak chill after one heck of a day.

Never have I ever... seen a post about Burning Man that made me feel like I was missing out on something, or made me feel sad that I didn't go.

LFG DIABLOOOOOOO!!

Heroic Forgeweaver progression with no ac in the middle of a heat advisory was a bit much maybe. Top 10 least favorite fights to tank.

What a terrible night (day) for a curse (our AC is failing hard).

We're friends and/or work together. Other than that I have absolutely no clue. Probably because I work for Blizzard and they hope I'm gonna say something other than my snarky, sarcastic commentary on things that don't matter.

Chat how do I get this off without ruining the middle of my book cover. It’s so stuck on there and I’m nervous about trying to get it off. Whyyyy @waterstones.bsky.social? 😭

LFG SFD!!! 💙 cwa-union.org/news/release...

This week has continued to be a bunch of Mondays, brought to you by hits like “wow some ppl I work with are exceptionally selfish and that hurts my stupid feelings cause I expected ppl to care about each other” and “oh shit, my shower floor is cracked really bad wtf”.

This week has just been a bunch of Mondays.

That was a pretty good little shake

No cheating, post your lock screen

It is 3:25am why am I not sleepy. I am hydrated, I’ve taken the night night meds, I did the wind down routine, the rain sounds are on and the blackout curtains are closed, I even gardened heavily. MAKE WITH THE SLEEPY CHEMICALS BRAIN.

Hypervigilant Soft & Juicy Mandarins

I guess that about wraps it up for me with Overwatch.

Big games companies when they say how "difficult" it has been to "make the decision to part with a number of talented individuals" due to "changing industry conditions" in their layoff announcements

how trying to work has felt consistently since 2016

And she never went to ICC again! Ever. At all. For anything. Literally nothing. I hope it falls apart. Someone make it a Shane cube.

This exists, and everyone should see it. owlsintowels.org/gallery/

If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄

If a fairy portal opened up in front of me right now, I'd jump in with zero hesitation. Just... BYE.

Riot has 141 open roles at the moment- including some 77 in LA and some 24 in Mercer Island. It feels like a drop in the bucket these days, but please take a look if you need it. www.riotgames.com/en/work-with...

CD PROJEKT RED is hiring ❤️

Time for my almost yearly "I'm safe this time" post. I think this is round 6, 7(?) of this post? Wild. I'm so sorry to everyone affected, we all deserve so much better than this.

Today is... not a good day so far. I guess we'll see what it brings. So far, it's an extra large serving of anxiety.

It’s wild how quickly we can create a “detention center” or situations that make things worse for everyone in this country. Imagine if we had 40 billion for I dunno, the homeless, families who need food, universal healthcare, etc.

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins