its 1337, make a gamer wish. i hope riot game dies forever

i impulsively cut off all my hair and it kinda looks the same as skrill's when he did that somehow

winning billions of dollars in the Tournament live at www.twitch.tv/tawmifm

i need a fidget thing that isn't something that can easily harm me lmao. zippos and leathermans are too good to fidget

obama's alien love makes me wonder how he wasn't the one that started the space force lmao

boybreakfast

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

how come every sport i wanna do involves putting on copious amounts of protective gear and falling and being smashed repeatedly

he keeps getting shit done in like his first two months of office, we need more mayors like him

ayo we need new words for "liberal" and "conservative" 's normal meanings like how do I say someone is shy and pretty set in their ways and not that outgoing, in one word, without people thinking im calling them a nazi lmao

So I heard Discord might start using AI to guess if you're 18+ based on the games you play? Hoping it'll just see Mahjong and go "oh she's 90"

bad bunny forgot to shoutout greenland 🥀

*coughs* I'm fading fast, kid... I can feel the reaper knocking, haha... But listen to me... before I go, promise me one thing... *coughs* Put some glasses on your OCs, or your drawing of... any characters... That's my final... wish. Put... a pair of... pretty glasses... *dies*

shoutout big shaq for being a role model for men when it comes to respecting boundaries and consent

bbgirl we in california unsquat that tacoma before i start throwing kraft singles at it

why is cthulu in smite

crazy taxi gameplay: haha funny taxi BE CAREFUL! haha pizza hut crazy taxi ost: AT 17 SHANNON IS PREGNANT, YOUNG AS HER MOM WHEN SHE HAD HER: HER KID IS NEVER GONNA HAVE A DAD!!! THE SAME OLD WAY THAT SHANNON NEVER HAD!!!

stop causing the conspic-

how the fuck does the vatican have more births than deaths

actually there is, and it's called "the ps4 is incapable of running UNBEATABLE"

thank you pocoswife dot com

me coming out the cuts on the opps like

on today's episode of "everyone makes the same shit and is inspired by everything everywhere;" i am now realizing kofta is just strips of meatloaf

voting for venator in deadlock just because he is italian

is it bad i just realized charli xcx is like indian lmao

nobody is streaming music prod on twitch ?! so i will take over the space. i remix pop thing with new plugin and sample www.twitch.tv/tawmifm

Now dat I got Verified who wants to buy my account

im surprised weebs arent mad that this website is labelling their porn as "cartoon"

guy who does tarot readings but his tarot deck is just Arcana Force cards

why do vampires eat apples in all the art and stories... shouldn't it be tomato ? so much more of a bloody food

aiobahn did a song for nikke and it sounds like sumn skrillex would drop in 2017 and it's so funny to imagine nikke players listening to sumn like VIPs lmao

if u havent played hotline miami in like 12 years u should go do it

idek why but speedrunning being considered an "esport" is so weird to me maybe the term esport is just dumb

they added these cute yummy guys to yugioh, theyre so fun. i love to kill them in the neck with swords and guns

what did he say ? eren jaeger.

i guess now is a good time to mention that im tryna keep negative topics to the other website lmao. i only wanna post about cool shit here, otherwise whats even the point

it's kinda awesome but how is the only knighted electronic musician fucking goldie lmao

what a weird fucking video game brand lmao

she master my duel til i dominus purge

orangejuice has finally been usurped

can we agree that 1991 is the limit for "old"? like if something existed at the same time as the soviet union and the berlin wall, its unc shit with no debate

why do people always say that like "bro if u have super strength or super speed the government is gonna capture u and dissect u" ? like did I miss the health secretary carving up usain bolt