7 more days!

I haven't yelled that many (overwhelmingly excited) swear words at the sky for a long time. WWOOOOOWWWWW. Reddest auroras I've ever seen!! Usually it takes a long time exposure/CCD camera to see red at all. This is BRIGHT!! You can actually see easily outside […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

[Gay Erotic Art] I just submitted an entry into “Cape Cod Museum of Art - International Juried Exhibition 2026”. I had to come up with some very flowery language for my artist’s vision for “Ritual”. I’m determined to get this out there! #gayeroticart #witchcraft #painting

My older sister asked me to do some prosperity #magic for her as she really wants out of the job she’s had for the last 12 years. She got the job offer she really wanted! 🧙🏼‍♀️✨

I swear I know the difference between cent & scent. Fat thumbs+autocorrupt = Mr. Bungle.

Feeling way better about the restart of this large canvas (the drawing, the composition, etc) #gayeroticart #himbo #jock

I’ve got that musky 4 days off cent. #armpits #hairy

So many clementines to harvest and bring to people at work that I still like. #gardening #plantdaddy #garden

[Lewd] You know what would cure this awful case of cranky? Being on my knees and getting my throat relentlessly fucked while the most filthy things are said.

My horoscope said I’d get annoyed with everything today and then was also like “Girl, let it go. Chill.” Muttering, “Mars is in conjunction with Neptune in my 10th house, you fuckface. So no negativity? Groupthink? Or fanatics? Fine. Frankenstein or Chef’s Table.” #leo #tips4teens

I’ve grown so utterly tired of straight men making small talk about #sportsball with me, that I’ve started answering with as much snarling venom to watch them fall all over themselves for my utterly sadistic pleasure. “What in the WORLD is a DODGER?!” (Derpy scramble to save face) It fills me […]

Working on a much better drawing for this canvas. Now to start fresh on this #painting. #gayeroticart

The more I stare at this painting the more I want to take it outside and cover it in white gesso and start over. I think I see problems and I can do way better. Ok. It’s 83° out so that should make it dry fast.

[Gay Erotic Art] Building up the layers of pant on this big #himbo. #painting #gayeroticart

A little reminder of the #seattle #artshow/ #playparty is coming up which ticks off a box for me: people showing up to have #sex in front of my #paintings! https://hidden.pics/p/Drub/880471915463619667

#etsy just alerted me that the seller of the kitchen island I purchased closed up their shop. I kept wondering how the price point could be. Kids, if it seems too good to be true, it probably is. I’m getting a full refund but I’m feeling super grumpy.

Neko Case on Saturday. A wonderful afternoon with 4 D&D people at my table on Sunday. Had breakfast out. Getting my chores done today so I can work on my painting today. Then tomorrow I’m off as well. Feeling super blessed!

🚨🚨 #scotus rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide 🚨🚨 The #supremecourt on Monday rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized #samesexmarriage nationwide. The justices turned away an appeal from Kim Davis, the former Kentucky court […]

Tonight’s serendipitous mash up of both sets of players at #dnd was a huge success! We played the more cosmic horror adventure tonight & will do the Goblin Heist another time.

I gave new & old #dungeonsAndDragons players a choice between a sci-fi/fantasy “It Fell Over Highfolk” & and an utterly chaotic “Goblin Heist in Greyhawk” … Well it is looking like I better come up with a #goblin themed playlist to set the mood for this afternoon. #ttrpg

#nekocase was phenomenal! You know, that whole “Please don’t view the show through your phone. The artist has asked that you please don’t…” And right in the middle of the set, Neko stopped a song & called this dumb ass out. “Sorry. I have to start this song over. You! You with that camera […]

The #bellyup is giving heavy Buffy at the Bronze vibes. #solanabeach

Now to decide if I’m wearing my @elfkin up in Solana Beach to see Neko Case tonight 🥳🤔

I fucking love how cute people are on Mastodon! 🤩🥰🥳

It’s here! It’s @elfkin # unboxing time! ((Screaming intensifies!)) #couture #fashion

We just blitzed-cleaned the whole house. Bathrooms, living room, and kitchen/dining room. I’m flexing my #DungeonsAndDragons #5e muscles tomorrow for some new players for some one-shot adventures. Matt said “We need to clean everything! A lady is coming.” 😂 For […] [Original post on woof.group]

Matt made a Dutch Baby!

Happy Friday! Dressed like a peasant at work to make a statement.

One more dreadful day… then a 4 day weekend!

My #garden is #antifa. It also likes Sisters of Mercy & clove cigarettes. 🤭

Age 24. Kansas City River Bottoms district. #throwbackthursday

[Gay Erotic Art] All 6 of my paintings have made it safely up to Gallery Erato in #seattle! #gayeroticart #eroticart

I welcome our alien saviors. I’m totally going to watch this. #aliens #UAP https://youtu.be/DkU7ZqbADRs?si=5vEdegxBgKCuWQUz

So. Many. Limes. #gardening #plantdaddy #garden

[NSFW, erotic art, sexual] Gay art by Robertdzazgaa #nsfw #eroticart #sexual

((Jubilant screaming intensifies!)) 🤩🥳 https://woof.group/@elfkin/115500252292858410

100 days #sober.

I applied to another department today. I’m not giving up until I get what I deserve.

Had a heart-to-heart with my supervisor today. I was so calm & real in how I see things & how I felt about Tuesday’s shenanigans that something /completely broke/ in her and she let out this big, protracted sigh, like I cast “Dispel Magic” on her. “You’re right.” In the end I told her that we […]

[Lewd] I have spunked in so many men. #lewd #nostalgia

[Gay Erotic Art, auction house] I got an odd email this morning from an auction house in Providence, RI encouraging me to peep their #EroticArt auction. There is a bunch of #GayEroticArt from #artists I know and-or love. I’be been outbid for this Michael Kirwan […] [Original post on woof.group]

I may be listening to the live version of “Rhiannon” by #fleetwoodmac for the rest of the day trying to activate my Firestarter pyrokinetic powers through squinty eyed glares for the rest of today.

I don’t enjoy being fake to people who neither appreciate me, my efforts, or abilities. Takers will always take and take and take and… I’m not doin’ fuckin’ shit for anyone for the rest of the fuckin’ day. I’m may go home after lunch due to a sudden illness. The sooner I get out of here, the […]

Making a Druid for a 5e one-shot 🤡 Lesson learnt.

Just remembered I need to make 6 character sheets for a series of 5e one-shots I’m going to do with two new players (+ my hubby) introducing new elements for the next campaign in Greyhawk (Possibly running Turning of Fortune’s Wheel 🤔). We start on Sunday at 2 pm.

Shipping huge paintings… $1500 for 6 paintings to Seattle with return labels. This! This is why artists are always “starving”. I could have taken time off from work, drove up there, dropped off the #paintings, stayed in a nice hotel, ate well & drove back - and […] [Original post on woof.group]

Almost. Now to do the 3’x4’ painting, which I’ve already sliced my hand open & bled on the box. 🫩 I’m leaving the flaps open to put a return label in each box, just in case they have to come back to me. #artist #eroticart #gayeroticart

That thing where you swear up & down that you bought a package of 6 packing tape rolls & it’s nowhere to be seen, so you go to the store to buy more, knowing that in 6 months you’ll stumble upon said package you knew you bought & put “in a smart/safe place” which […] [Original post on woof.group]

[Gay Erotic Art] Now to get these #paintings boxed up and off to #seattle. #gayeroticart #eroticart

Matt also got me this #cookbook: The Sioux Chef’s #indigenous Kitchen. My dad would have LOVED this. I think my dad was trying to teach me this relationship & philosophy to land & food when I was growing up.