omg i wanted to go to a scaramouche birthday cafe event again this year but the only one i can find requires purchasing an expensive ticket AND has seven mandatory requirements like your weibo and xhs accounts must have a certain level of scaramouche posting like omg. girl please 😭😭

chapter 13 of Wandering Wolves Form a Pair is up!! bian nan serves qiu yi soup wholeheartedly, then gets punched by qiu yi. wholeheartedly :] #danmei #wuzhe #wwfp #狼行成双 #loachtranslates #qiuyi #biannan #qiunan #bianyi

referring to scaramouche as wanda 🤝 calling hua cheng fafa

using wanda as a nickname/abbreviation for wanderer is . a choice. yeurgh

kniveswood alienstage au …. round 6

staying up late talking shit with one’s best friend is good for the soul but perhaps not the mind .. oh well !

two hualian au ideas 1. moby dick au. one big beautiful white whale, one man with a big beautiful....dream 2. hua cheng as the moving castle and xie lian as the wizard howl

am finally working on words wrong for the second time this year??????????? new chapter imminent?????????

for a month I’ve been getting an email notifying me of the new fic posted to a wangxian no nut november anthology because apparently im user subscribed to at least one of the authors involved 😃 im so fucking glad it’s the last day god 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 may this kind of series never find me again

accidentally kudosed a fic halfway through reading it and then the ending was trash garbage YUCK

adhd depression is like if you were sisyphus but also the rock and the hill i feel like wei wuxian taking the single plank road in the dark except i have no righteous cause; it's just my body trying to eat me and it sucks so bad

no wwfp chapter today ive got a low fever [awoos sadly or whatever. yowch my head]

oh my godddd the plan was to wait a few years for there to be cheaper used saye English translations because it’s not like i haven’t read it but i just saw a reel and ?? how did i manage to forget there’d be new art in there and the art is actually good 😭😭😭 new art new art new art aaaaaa

you have until the 24th to order oc storybook zine Collectanea Historiana, featuring characters dreamt up by amazing artists and writers!! i wrote three stories for it and ooo you want to hold them in your hands so bad… you want to read all about the girls gays and theys… ocstorybook.bigcartel.com

oh my god tianlangjun. tianlangjun oh my god. 爸爸?. 哥哥？哥爸？爹爹？兄长？AWOOGA

apparently it’s the peak hairy crab season 🦀 my parents’ fridge has been a final destination crab hotel this entire weekend because a friend sent them ten. we’re down to two now. they were very good

wait why is 11/6 chiscara day

who is bingzu???? ancestor luo binghe?? huh???

listened to some of rosalias new album while translating and i need fleabag edits to perhaps every song in it

can i just say split toe socks are such a life changer. not the five toed kind, the ones that are like mittens, so just the big toe separate and the other four are together. don't know why i didn't realize they existed until recently but wowie are my pawsies nice and comfortable!!!

chapter five of Wandering Wolves Form a Pair is up!! in which bian nan tells zhang xiaorong to stop stringing him along, we meet the only person who currently calls qiu yi gege, and bian xinyu gossips about bian nan's mom #danmei #wuzhe #wwfp #狼行成双 #loachtranslates #qiuyi #biannan #qiunan #bianyi

chapter four of Wandering Wolves Form a Pair is up!! "what, missed me?" in which bian nan dogwalks his waiter, bian nan's dad breaks up a scrap between bian nan and their ex-waiter, and wan fei proposes an evening romp #danmei #wuzhe #wwfp #狼行成双 #loachtranslates #qiuyi #biannan #qiunan #bianyi

giggling and kicking my feet as i work on chapter four, i fully forgot he said that lmaooo #wwfp #wuzhe #loachtranslates #狼行成双 #qiuyi #biannan

HELP OMG probably im labeled as such 😭😭 wth this is so shitty

drew a new cover for wandering wolves form a pair!! #wuzhe #wwfp #loachart #danmei #qiuyi #biannan #qiunan #bianyi #狼行成双

agreed to go to a wedding on 11/30 on the other side of the country and now i can’t go to a kaeya birthday cafe 😭😭😭

tried eating sweet potatoes with cubed white cheddar today :] it was very good

omegaverse bakery where the icing is slick and creampuffs are truly creamed 🕺💃 #nsfw

god it just sunk in im not going to be able to watch akiangel on the big screen 😭😭 censorship is so tragic fr

just discovered himmel means heaven and now i need an edit of frieren and himmel set to video games by lana, specifically the line “heaven is a place on earth with you” playing while soil is being heaped onto his casket

i hate that bluesky posts are called skeets . what a ridiculous word. they should be bleets . or perhaps bweets.

going to draw some new covers for wwfp because the current one is just too old 😭 originally posted in 2014 and you can really tell

apparently in the new sv extras it's revealed that shen jiu hated his body so much he gave it up to the system? i haven't seen it with my own eyes but if that's true that's so :') finally i can enjoy shen yuan in canon

im so fucking glad shang qinghua's name is finally known to us all. now please god also mobei jun and tianlang jun prayerhands.jpg

chapter three of Wandering Wolves Form a Pair is up!! we see more of bian nan and wan fei's qpr, we meet bian nan's fuckass dad, and qiu yi haunts bian nan's waking moments. #danmei #wuzhe #wwfp #狼行成双 #loachtranslates #qiuyi #biannan #qiunan #bianyi

love how English speakers are bottom coded & Chinese speakers are top coded specifically when it comes to this swear: fuck me vs 我肏 ive just been translating it as “fuck me” because “i fuck” just doesn’t read like a curse the same way; sometimes “i fucking—“ works but not usually #loachtranslates

hate when some stupid fuck smokes at a bus stop like get your stink away from my lovely perfumed sweater just like a man to get all up in a soft thing uninvited like that 🔪

you know a fic is going to be good as fuck when their ao3 user is a single noun like apartment

fu xuan is my girlboy cousin the way march 3rd is my boygirl cousin

boothill bootstrap #nsfw

#tshd #thesummerhikarudied #loachart #yoshikaru #yoshiki #hikaru it’s mutual, you know. the yearning. it’s mutual

got back into crocheting and just finished a jester collar yesterday, the expensive yarn i bought to make my mother’s birthday present arrived just now—excited !!!!!

WWFNP (the actual full length) chapter two is out now!! qiu yi and bian nan have a thrilling first meeting and exchange gifts, of a sort* #danmei #wanderingwolvesformnowapair #loachtranslates #wuzhe #biannan #qiuyi #狼行成双 *they try to beat the hell out of each other LOL

#loachtranslates i translated the swear 妈逼 to just cunt because mom cunt is just. unfortunately it has not the gravitas but wait . what about mother cunt it’s kinda giving 💅🏼💃

why doesn’t English have a good equivalent to 废话 oh my god. not it’s not bullshit. it’s not trash talk. it’s words that are as good as garbage . just useless words wait no the brits have rubbish. that’s actually an excellent equivalent actually if not for it being british

six pages single spaced in and im nowhere near the end of the chapter hello

translating webnovels is so hard not because translation is but because fighting the urge not to improve on the text is. it would be so easy. it would make reading so much better . but I won’t . I shan’t I swear it’s not me it’s the text 😭😭 this is just how it’s written im telling it like it is

translating what i thought was chapter 3 of wandering wolves only to see the words "chapter two" a few paragraphs in IOEFLFDF apparently this site broke up the actual chapters for some reason... i guess i should consolidate them from now on but oh god these chapters are so long lsdndlfsdfllll

every time I play hsr’s trailblazer quest and see the cutscenes i am rereminded that mihoyo has a favorite child and it’s not genshin

was talking with a friend about how compelling we find chengxian's dynamic and i said yes i love the dog/dogphobic of it all and it came to me in a flash. dogboy jiang cheng and wei wuxian weiwuxian has anyone done this yet. love to see it if so