JK Rowling go one day without being mental challenge

After 162 games, you are where you deserve to be. For the Blue Jays that’s 1st place in the AL East. Blue Jays win the division for the 7th time in franchise history, win 94 games for their highest total since 1993 and return to the ALDS for the first time since 2016.

AL EAST CHAMPIONS TORONTO BLUE JAYS!!

ALEJANDRO KIRK!!!!!!

Do arsenal know that football is a contact sport? Soft lads

Third world country with shit banter. And all that just to get thumped by the Europeans.

Trump releasing the Earhart files? Either he’s working alphabetically (doubtful as he can’t read) or he’ll be releasing some files on my ball bag before we see the records of his noncing

so ICE is a jobs program for men who like to hit women and get away with it

Gausman and the Jays everyday, twice on Sundays.

Trump to declare war on Europe due to the Ryder Cup, just so we can shove the Yanks shit back in twice in a week

Just finished reading The Nickel Boys. Broken. #booksky

So embarrassing for the Yanks to talk up a big Ryder Cup game then get absolutely taken apart

YES!! England women world champions….again!

😁😁😁

Season 21 of Grey’s Anatomy MVP is Winston Ndugu. The man has so much sauce.

Asked and answered

It should be moved from America in its entirety.

Lisa Nandy is a fucking sellout

SCABS

This moron can’t stop stepping on his own dick. Makes Sunak look competent

Try this one simple trick to get away with murder.

Yeah man usually that fat fuck is a real hard target to hit

Trumps small man syndrome is hopefully terminal

They’re not even trying anymore, man.

Oh good now we’re going to have right-wingers shooting escalators and teleprompters in the neck

They’ve found a treatment for Huntington’s disease. Science is absolutely amazing.

Currently reading #booksky

That Trump press conference was a fever dream but whatever. He’s still a paedophile.

Ask him to draw a clock

My grandpa had an encyclopedic knowledge of Royal Navy ships before the invention of the internet.

donald trump is going through full brandonization at an alarming rate

I forgot this guy exists, but I’m so glad I’ve been reminded because Talcum X is an all time slander name.

Quite simply the dumbest people on the planet

Whenever someone mentions the Enterprise-E around me

Seeing people who are just not wired for anything but rage and schadenfreude try to figure out the performance of grief is genuinely anthropologically fascinating

Immigrants pay more into the system than this tax dodging fraudster ever has.

It would be good if the only political pushback against Nigel Farage's plans to mass deport hundreds of thousands of our neighbours, friends, family and colleagues didn't just come from a handful of backbench MPs and one regional mayor

Sound. When millions of tax paying families leave, can we also get the money we’ve paid so far back?

A god awful party full of corrupt perverts with room temperature IQs, voted for by people any other species would have left out to die at birth.

I have no love for Charles but could you imagine dealing with this senile mess for the better part of a week?

Space Ghost Coast to Coast

Thunderbirds

Omg I was so looking forward to the Charlie Kirk tribute act instead of Kimmel tonight. As they’ve not shown anything he ever said on the news coverage, I assumed we were gonna get an hour of him complaining about neck pain.

Hahahahha that’s not a real country surely

Thanks but I’d rather not have Keir Starmer setting up camps for asylum seekers in case his natural tendencies come out.

You are a fucking paedophile. You’re lucky that you get 3% you massive rapist.