Thought I saw a botted reply about Fatal Influence on social media but no, it’s the same guy trying to get attention to whatever it is he’s doing.

Tonight’s Gingerbread Man segments are straight “Homer’s Enermy”-like. #SmackDown

Just hit me that maybe #SmackDown is alluding that Danhausen’s partner at least might be wearing Danhausen’s makeup? Also I don’t think his partner is Stephen A. Smith (dirt sheets would’ve leaked that already) or Jelly Roll (on tour with Post Malone).

Jacey Jayne, the interference win queen, ever since NXT. (Yes she’s a heel but still.) #SmackDown

I mean Solo Sikoa’s MFTs didn’t exclusively have Samoans, so why not invite someone who’s not even of Asian and/or Pacific Islander descent #SmackDown

the open casket wake for The Gingerbread Man 😭 #SmackDown

I’ve been informed that today is the anniversary of WWE commentary thinking a hooded figure who was obviously Rhea Ripley was some random dude youtu.be/Ah8VoUg0W04?...

this giveaway doesn’t work here but I wanted to show people the Orioles Tupac Shakur bobblehead

Also: I know it’s hard to believe but I recently eliminated Liv Morgan in Fortnite with a car designed like the Kill Bill Pussy Wagon using a Liv Morgan skin. If this is you I apologize lol.

Dirt sheet: The Gingerbread Man reoccurring bit on #SmackDown in the Trick Williams/Sami Zayn feud is "formulaic and archaic." Me: The Gingerbread Man, aside from Jacob Fatu/Roman Reigns & the Bloodline, is the best part of SmackDown. Also WWE made a shirt.

The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey Possessor Cemetery of Splendor Dracula (2025) #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

People are fantasy booking Kairi Sane coming back to WWE during Backlash, hitting Asuka with a steel chair, and somehow this turns IYO SKY heel.

life update youtu.be/cykGnl1KvcM?...

Why am I trying to open garlic wrapped in plastic while watching an actual play in an app that can’t stream 4-5 hour actual plays on 2x without breaking? Don’t ask

What do you mean I thought I had to limit my sugar consumption to only 50g a day when the limit is 24g for women 🤦🏾‍♀️

I’m sorry but Austin Theory doing an interview in front of a computer camera for SportsCenter is terrifying

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There’s a Morgan & Morgan ad read in…the Coulda Been Love 2 reunion. 🥴

I’m so glad I’ve gotten into actual plays to keep me away from Nats games on certain nights

sigh

yeah I’m sorry I can’t celebrate any billionaire dead or alive thank you

Kam Hendricks put a dent in that wall of former #WWENXT talents that became champions 😳

Wow, all the dirt sheets were wrong about Formerly Known as EVIL’s ring name (it’s Naraku, not that Nox Rajin name that’s been floating around). #WWENXT

Why are the needle drops better in Stranger Things: Tales from 1985 than in the live show? Black Sabbath’s “Children of the Grave” b2b The Cure’s “A Forest” > the usage of stuff like Diana Ross’s “Upside Down” and Prince’s “Pirple Rain,” if only because of awkward song placement in the latter.

Watching Stranger Things: Tales from 1985, in part to get away from day 124,424 of people crying about rich wrestlers getting cut from WWE.

probably not a good idea, especially here, to take someone’s riff on this meme and make it a header because connection to AI knowyourmeme.com/memes/bust-d...

okay that is enough hockey for me today 😅

okay where is OT on ESPN 🥴

Graves, who subscribes to Bleacher Report? #WWERaw

Okay, the Liv/Roxanne stuff is somewhat interesting re: Judgment Day 2: Electric Boogaloo. Wild guess, Roxanne and Raquel aren’t going to last as a tag team despite Liv’s words. #WWERaw

complaints about the Carolina Hurricanes logo as if they don’t also use the Hartford Whalers logo on occasion

Heidi Klum at the Met Gala.

and that’s enough hockey for me today 😑

just checked my mail and learned they’re handing out a Club WWE benefit right now

kinda don’t want it tbh

gotta look for sports reports during Met Gala uploads

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yes I know it happened while I made this photo post but still wtf it’s EVERTON

fml

I’m sorry but Clash of Clans moving up their ranked stuff by 12 hrs is kicking my social media ass

yeah, I’m not looking at A&E’s show that looks like it sympathizes with landlords

made a graphic for all of that and the Pistons still won lol

I guess WWE sent Jacob Fatu to the Rays game for Backlash. TBF better than sending LA Knight and Maxxine Dupri to a Twins game (for SummerSlam) if only because it’s a Twins game.

lol Dortmund (new tweet) (first May post with this wording)

what is happening in the Miami GP

Kairi Sane getting released from WWE broke some people. (Not me because I saw all this discourse around Kairi—the defenders as well as the “well aktually here’s why she was released” people—last year with Dakota Kai.)

Missed this but why am I not surprised 1) Drake is inflating his play counts 2) using a gambling website smh.

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