Not impressed by the “punk” wrestling company owned by a billionaire trying to recreate a punk album cover for a shirt (badly).

I don’t understand that if your “job” is to review pro wrestling, how, for instance, you can miss the story around Liv Morgan ignoring the Judgment Day for her own desires. Or that IYO SKY has never beaten Liv Morgan in kayfabe. No wonder why some of y’all get called “smarks.”

…is everyone recapping #SmackDown tonight for their wrestling blogs using a VPN because on USA Network they just aired MFT leaving Solo Sikoa?

I loved watching Joe on TNA (when it was called Impact Wrestling). I didn’t give a shit if there was no one in the audience. I thought he was so cool. Fuck cancer.

Oh, and thank you to one of those automated F1 accounts for reminding me I need to restart Peacock and (may regret this) bundle that with Apple TV.

A bit of a spoiler for tonight’s #SmackDown but the way people are losing their shit over a predetermined result actually wants me to be a bigger fan of Paige of all people.

lol USMNT

First time seeing Paris Hilton since her and Jimmy Fallon were so lifeless and empty pitching NFTs that i think the dam finally broke and they just went away

atnationals

the Hornets are going to suck forever

Today I will be rooting for Japan in the World Cup and I’m prepared to clown.gif if they draw or lose

this year’s XXL Freshman Class announcement youtu.be/E5Bkfcey-9g?...

when I post these to Bluesky they somehow have a different thumbnail and title but the caption on YouTube I agree with: “IYO SKY is ‘THE BEST WRESTLER! PERIOD!’” youtu.be/4Q7J20bz-Ig?...

so sick that her opponent campaigned on her behalf

Decided to check out the Overwatch store because I have Doja Cat’s Twitch stream on currently and, um, they’re selling “cat cafe” cosmetics in a bundle that’s around $100 US if I’m reading that right? Maybe I should stop complaining about WWE SuperCard battle passes being $30 US.

youtu.be/FckBMYW3klE?... #WWENXT

Tony D’Angelo’s bandages 😭😭😭😭 #WWENXT

#WWENXT did the fire paper in the contract folio bit again 😭

lol

sad

hope not

just found a sprite I didn’t have but my autofire was turned off, I didn’t realize it, and I died just found a sprite I didn’t have? had to heal up and I couldn’t get to the sprite to collect it for myself, but I won the match! 😐 #fortniterunners

Also just learned that, for those Battle Royale quests out now from Fortnite, people don’t understand that to get for every four people eliminated you get 25K XP and to get extractors you need to eliminate 16 people a day (20 on Mondays for extra extractors), so that’s nice.

Professor Tamada Atsuko used the World Cup to lay into Japanese men, using a seemingly AI-generated image to make her point: "Japanese men's domestic care-labor hours are extremely low by international standards. I'd like them to start with sharing the work inside the home."

Kinda shocked that Paul Walter Hauser guy, who’s painfully Online whenever he talks about wrestling promotions most people outside the wrestling bubble don’t know, is still getting interviews on TV. On the Kelly & Mark show. With other guests like Mariah Carey.

lol so the sheets are NOW noticing Liv ignoring Roxanne when this has been happening for weeks? #WWERaw

1) …maybe they should’ve shown the exclusive of JD and Dom giving Danhausen money last week on replay? 2) isn’t Dom still cursed? #WWERaw

So that IYO SKY introduction pretty much guaranteed that as of now they can’t guarantee Rhea Ripley will still be champion because of her knee. #WWERaw

almost

Chad Gable got the most quintessential late 80’s/early 90’s WCW white meat babyface theme song and I mean that with the most sincere of respect possible.

Up side is Maxxine Dupri just cut a damn good promo. #WWERaw

Me hoping for two more goals and an Argentina win in Argentina/Austria is moving me more than WWE Raw in the moment alas.

Feels like WWE is plodding along to get the eventual women’s tag champs to be Fatal Influence. #WWERaw

That said, I honestly feel that after WWE split RHIYO up to have a top women’s champion (for understandable reasons) the women’s tag division has been eh. IMO in a perfect world RHIYO should’ve defended at WrestleMania. #WWERaw

Okay so here is the Bayley/Lyra breakup. #WWERaw

Honestly some people fantasy booking King and Queen of the Ring never think about what would realistically be put on a SummerSlam marquee. #WWE

It is House of the Dragon night, what do you mean next week they’re up against the annual fuckery of the BET Awards?

Let’s take a look at how Apple’s auto captioning is working on Elmo

It is House of the Dragon night and I’m reminded how I was lost by critics falling in love with poop and pee jokes in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms that I wasn’t impressed with when WWE did similar jokes in 2020 on their TV shows

BRB, I'm doin' time in the Officer Big Mac cell. (1981)

lol

so why did I think Germany would open up the scoring

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oh FINALLY Fortnite has a dressed the Power Hour issue with mobile Fortnite and spawn island

probably a good thing that I can’t fully attend the extended Fortnite power hours for those sprites because every streamer wants to come on and chase down people for sprites during that time

Also I would like to complain about those shit Kalshi and Polymarket ads in mobile video games slowing down my ability to play the game. Thank you.

broke: complaining about Jey Uso woke: realizing Triple H finally got to book (probably) a Night of Champions match he wanted to set up last year but couldn’t because of Liv Morgan’s shoulder #WWE

oh just trying to look for those galaxy sprites in Fortnite while getting shot every time I get to a vault or a secret area 😑