Berlin is gonna get ZECsy! 💚 More specific announcements are coming (so stay tuned) but yes, for anyone asking, I'll be able to help you with using #$ZEC for your e-commerce solutions and Vi is working on some sex worker specific programming as well. Shielded @z.cash is for everyone who uses money.

So stoked to be going to Berlin with gorgeous, brilliant Vi to help SW keep their financial transactions private

In mid-June, I'll be traveling to Germany to co-produce & co-host a special @z.cash event alongside @mylo-ryn.com as part of Berlin Blockchain Week! We'll be continuing our outreach to help you and your clients encrypt your money! I'll be wearing clothes. Unless we find ourselves…getting a room. 😏

See what we can accomplish when the women are in the kitchen? 😆💚 You ladies crushed it. Great job.

Finally off my feet after 3 long days at @exxxotica.bsky.social Chicago with @mylo-ryn.com (pictured), @biancastone.bsky.social, and @thedommekat.com! We also had the absolute best booth neighbors in The Twix Twins! (They gave us candy!) I saw @gitsie.bsky.social again! And talked to other vendors!

Mama’s Z Cash Kitchen booth at Exxxotica Chicago is now live! We have free harm reduction pouches to give out. We can answer questions about using crypto for your adult business. And fans can meet me!

Day one - @exxxotica.bsky.social Chicago at the @z.cash booth (number 427). Great location! We’re close to the @realloyalfans.bsky.social booth, the bathrooms and the workshop area. Come on over and see us 💋💪 With @violetrollergirl.com @mylo-ryn.com @biancastone.bsky.social the dream team ✨

Crypto corner crew. See us at Mamma’s @z.cash Kitchen at Exxxotica Chicago and learn about using crypto for adult payment and billing purposes. We are here Saturday through Sunday to answer your questions and get you on board! @thedommekat.com @violetrollergirl.com @mylo-ryn.com

Oh hello ZECsy, are you looking for a bandaid or perhaps a payment app that CAN'T ban you? Booth 427 @exxxotica.bsky.social, all weekend long! @z.cash has you covered.

After Cannes, next up is Exxxotica Chicago (Apr 10-12), where I'll help you use perfectly private digital money in your business. 😎 Fellow @z.cash expert @mylo-ryn.com, Sex Work Survival Guide founder @thedommekat.com, and OnlyBanned.com brand ambassador @biancastone.bsky.social are all joining me!

This is going to be very fun. I'll be staffing the booth as well. Specifically, I can answer your B2B questions or help you learn about your options for setting up an ecommerce store/clip store using private cryptocurrency. I've coded a number of online crypto integrations so happy to show demos!

Getting excited for @exxxotica.bsky.social Chicago because I can now announce I'll be staffing an official @z.cash booth with the DREAM TEAM of @mylo-ryn.com, @biancastone.bsky.social, and @thedommekat.com at the expo. 🤩 Stop by to get FREE gifts, personal crypto consultations, see demos, and more!

This is an excellent resource, by @violetrollergirl.com, on how sex workers can use privacy-preserving cryptocurrencies to protect themselves from being debanked: violetrollergirl.com/resources/fo...

Happy Sex Worker Pride Day.

Providers, do you accept deposits or payments in cryptocurrency? If not, why not? If so, what do you accept it for, and why? Also, which coins? A) Accept, for deposits only B) Accept, for any payments C) I prefer crypto over fiat D) I don't accept any crypto Or DM / Signal to VioletRollergirl.69❣️🙇🏻‍♀️

Pears are just disappointing apples. I eat a pear and I'm just disappointed it's not an apple. I will not be swayed.

Tonight I got this urge to grab a stick and play with some balls. Any takers? Just trying to find the dopamine and always on the hunt for that adventure buddy. 🤝🏻

Update: after 2 days of fighting with some of the worst UX ever, my team placed 2nd and won a cash(!!) bounty at the hackathon so now you can also blame me for building investment tools to make rich people richer. Meanwhile, buy my porn where I tease and torture @violetrollergirl.com. She likes it.

There is something very... disconcerting? About being in a room full of financially struggling #Web3 coders who are all building investment tools for rich people to become richer. 🤔

They say pets mirror their owners. Well, I'm also missing a certain cuddly trans girl.

It's dancing rain! 🌧️😁 But it's also stupidly cold. Next time I trek into the wilderness, I think I'll bring my favorite body pillow. (You.)

"Just talk to an accountant" is shitty advice unless you're someone accountants will talk to (read: they think you're rich). I contacted at least 6, including some by referral and 2 in person, NONE replied to let me hire them. Another (LGBTQ) one barely gave me the time of day DURING our only call.

I speak from years of experience when I say that the girl who knows how to keep the party going when the plan has to change is the girl who's having the most fun at the party. Here's a better picture of that dress I sacrificed in the name of spontaneity for this adventure (already wet from rain). 😁

Registering my LLC as an S-corp for tax purposes. Feels like I'm going through another enby gender transition, but for companies. My sex is LLC but my gender is S-corp. On the inside I'm LLC but on the outside I wanna be treated like an S-corp. And, just like gender transition, there's paperwork.

Speak softly and carry a big whip. 🐎😉 I'm enjoying coming back to some of my rural roots.

I didn't expect to have any strawberries this season but a few fruited early.

Straight trans people also belong at Pride and so do their partners. Straight trans women with the straight men who love them. Straight trans men with the straight women who love them. Pride is about *overcoming shame* for being who we are. It isn't about "being gay." I'm glad we had this talk. 🫡

Looking forward to the day when I go to an LGBT mixer with my girlfriend and we get questioned at the door because we're so cis and straight passing. "Um, this is an LGBT event." "Yeah, we're queer. Look, she's taller. That's what the T stands for, isn't it? Tall?"

Tell me you drive a Subaru without telling me you drive a Subaru.

Some people call us a piece of work but, really, we're works of art. 😉💕 Visiting my girl @violetrollergirl.com in NYC. 🥰🗽

All these economic pundits keep talking about this "invisible hand." Honestly, what has the invisible hand ever done for me? Kinda feels like it's fucking me but it can't seem to get me off.

Be warned, everyone. I *will* take over the world. Just as soon as I find my pants.

It's so much harder to wake up excited about the day when the plan is "cosplay as a woman for networking…and free food." Ugh. They're totally gonna think @violetrollergirl.com and I are lesbians. (We're not lesbians. But for the right price, we absolutely will be if that's what you want us to be.)

At the bar last night a Tennessee man reminded me, the value of thinking of how other's experience things. While explaining how radar RF emissions are photon packets of energy carried by the propagation of an electric and magnetic field, I was asked: "But how does the photon experience it?"

When life gives you the option of stairs or slide, I hope you always have the playful heart to choose the slide!

I was "Mister"'ed at the hotel front desk, I was stared at uncomfortably in the women's restroom in the casino. Guess I've reached that point in my transition where both bathrooms are equally right and equally wrong. #NonBinaryProblems anyone?

I ❤️ Sugar (Daddies). 🥰

Shit posting is when you don't give a shit about what you post. Right?

I don't know if this makes sense to anyone else, but sometimes I think that being trans is a bit like trying to run Linux on a piece of hardware designed for Windows. None of the hardware you start with matches the software, and you keep needing to replace drivers until you find the ones that work.

I don't regret my Top Surgery but would I regret an Iron Man arc reactor tattoo over my heart? Just as Tony went from uncaring asshole to self-sacrificing "I love you 3000" Dad, I too am a much better human now. Just as I loved HP and JKR ruined it for me; will Iron Man be cancelled too one day?

If we were studying together, would you get any work done? I'm not known for keeping my hands to myself, nor my tongue in my mouth. But if you can keep your hands on the keyboard and eyes on the screen, maybe I'll keep mine below the desk. 😏🧑🏻‍💻

I woke up like this. 🥰🥰🥰 #MorningsWithMylo 😄❄️☃️ (@mylo-ryn.com) Forgive me some small amount of sappy, lovey dovey self-indulgence, y'all! 🩵🤍🩷 I need this trans love bomb on my skyline sometimes, too.

I fiercely fight the specialization mindset of our current society. I'm a jack of all trades, master of none. I like it that way, Jack. I am broad where others are deep. Today I'm going to build a custom kitchen island, shower, push a code update to my own website, and then shoot some porn.

Face card, ass card, but make it "Christmas Edition." 🎄 💚🎁💚 #transmasc #enby #tboy #ftmporn #nsfwsky #transporn #underwear #ass #booty

This is how I flirt.

Hey, yo, I'm just like my country. I'm young, scrappy, and hungry. And I'm not throwing away my shot.

The tradition to save a cigar for the end of a mission, to mark an accomplishment, or to smoke in the trenches when all hope is lost. Today, I packed cheese sticks for this very purpose. I quit my day job.

Why is it that when Google Maps doesn't work I think: "This is it. The GPS satellites are shot down, our modern navigation system is collapsing." And not "Restart your phone or use Waze."