Do not ask me how I got here because I do not know

Oh dang, so uh... I got served a very... very unexpected source of knowledge that will help immensely with this project, but it's also something I'm very much afraid will taint my search history if I look into it further lmao.

>Moves to room because one of the littles is babbling loudly to themselves right behind me instead of napping >Moves back because things have gotten quiet >Things suddenly get loud again 🙃

When will my craft supplies return from the war 😩I want to be able to finish up these stupid foam arms so I can feel them wrapped around me....

WHY DID THIS WORK AFTER I ALREADY MADE A COMMUNITYY POST Computers are DUMB and were a MISTAKE.

Ugggh the keyboard stopped working and the only thing I haven't tried is a system restore. The most recent one is, in fact, recent, but it's also claiming that a lot more programs were added in that time than is reasonable, so I'm kind of hesitant. I don't wanna reinstall all that shit.

I wonder if it would be considered an act of solidarity to drop any pretense of how much I desire this fictional man carnally and become A Problem for the moderation team

I'm eepy. Not like.... in the spiritually exhausted and defeated sort of way (though I'm this fucking close), but literally. Wanna just bury my face in my blorbo's tiddies and honk shoo

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

Do not do this. Hitting a site in their views hurts when there are ad dollars currently at stake. Do you see ads on Bluesky? No? Then they won't notice. They can write it off as a slow day. Harass them for it. Submit feedback. Be loud. A relatively small platform WILL notice that.

(Apologies for the repost. Spotted an embarrassing typo and wanted to correct it before it even had a snowball's chance of getting traction)

We've spent the last decade abandoning sites that fail their userbases on a dime, and we CAN do it again. Do we want to? Should we have to? No. But if Bsky thinks they can mistreat us and retain an audience, they are about to find out that's not true. Do better. #bskycensorship

Almost misspelled buttonhole in a very unfortunate way when trying to diagnose why this sewing machine foot doesn't work. That would have been a.... very different stitch than what I'm trying to do.

Wake me when my supplies get here so I can focus on this cuddly textile affront to God instead of how increasingly shitty our world is

Signs that I am doing ABSOLUTELY GREAT and the horrors haven't dulled my mental acuity at all: Almost put my dirty dishes in the fridge instead of the dishwasher.

I swear to god if BSky's new community rules prevent me from dancing on the grave of a despicable man who already had one foot in it, I am going to goddamn riot.

>orders something specifically because the company claims to have a US warehouse they'll prioritize >When it finally ships it does so from China Cool can't wait to pay an 80 dollar tariff for a 30 dollar item

Eat. The. Rich.

Caught a seller keyword stuffing a listing for a house robe with "kimono" and now the cursed idea of sewing a flannel yukata has struck me.

S H U T (source: uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/... )

LRT My HEART stop being so cute aaaaaaaugsdfdssdfsd

Ya'll the way I went from being not interested in this, to very interested, right back to not interested when I saw the line selection and the Yen conversion. onkyodirect.jp/shop/g/gMO1_...

Of course they're an idiot, that was the goal!

I feel like I've been isolating myself lately but I'm probably not gonna do anything about it.

LRT If you, like me, weren't in the habit of giving Disney money anyway and don't exactly have the funds for their overpriced parks so can't meaningfully boycott, a great thing you can do instead is encourage those who CAN to hit them where it really hurts and to make sure they know *why*.

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call ‘em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

Hhhh half the supply order just shipped (this is normal, it was split amongst two printers so it's expected one would get out sooner). I hope the other ships out soon, too. I just want to be able to move forward.

… yeah I’m down, can’t be worse, let’s go.

I would apologize for all the dogposting as of late but Ollie is a GOOD. DOG.

Oliver: *wakes up briefly from his nap to look up at me* Me: Ah, so I see you've chosen to be bothered

The package I ordered turned out to be supposedly out of stock and no one thought to tell me asdfds. Except it wasn't, and now it's shipping tomorrow. Which is still waaaaaaay out of the window I had timed it for, but whatever.

I love how dogs will watch in utter fascination while you do the most banal things. I was washing some dishes and Oliver looked like this was the best entertainment he got all day. Which is cute and I'm kinda jealous but also... baby raise your standards.

I swear, nothing is fixing our internet intermittently dropping. Every so often a tech will come out and try something new but it always comes back. :\ Now it's doing this thing where the drop is so brief and subtle it doesn't even register on the wifi icon most of the time.

Absolutely stunning how much the world would be improved by taking a handful of powerful men and throwing them in a well.

... Oh. The only place in town that services sewing machines is closing.... I'm sure that will be totally fine and not catastrophic at all

A compilation of Oliver being awkward over the last couple days

I'm so lucky Oliver is so emotionally intuitive. Usually he just begs for cuddles because *he* wants them, but today he's been very quick to pick up when I'm also not doing too hot. Does it change that the walls are closing in? No. But everything is slightly better with a cuddly dog.

Even if I survive this term, my phone sure as hell isn't at this rate.

How people think I treat my favourite character: Oh sweet baby, precious darling, I cherish you so. How I treat my favourite character: Oh sweet baby, precious darling, I cherish you so. [sets on fire]

It's 4:15 PM and Oliver is in the protest chair Baby why

Anything helps, but please don’t feel obligated to donate. Sharing helps a ton! 🩷 www.gofundme.com/f/panda-dood...

Listen... I'll be the first to wave the flag of college being useless for the job prospects we were all promised, but I don't think "be like the guy who got assassinated for hate speech, don't go to college" is the gotcha these people think it is. Go get learned, if only out of spite.

I have officially fallen apart to the point I can't even sleep without pain. Please someone kill me

LRT I'm not necessarily saying you should pirate Windows' extended support, but with M$ trying to hurriedly push everyone onto their AI and spyware riddled new OS when 10 still has a 50% share of Windows' market, I'm not NOT saying that.

massgrave.dev#how-to-activ... This can activate 3 more years of support.