2026 is gonna be a lot of things, most of them terrible, but I hope some part of our collective memory holds the fact that it also gave us Mortal Kombat on ice during the goddamn Olympics.

I shouldn't be eepy this early but holy shit I'm eepy

I'm nauseous and these damn kids staying over are two hours late to go to bed. Every attempt to put them down results in at least one throwing a tantrum. This weekend fucking sucks

Me, breaking a pretty decent streak of only being covertly horny for the fictional old man

LRT I'm gonna raspberry this man so aggressively omg He won't be able to push me off.

ah. Lovely. New round of OF bots are emerging it looks like. I miss when this place was too small to have that problem.

....Damn I think I'm having a reaction to the fabric on this garment I made. :( Only on one arm though which is... weird.

Annoying my dog by reminding him 17 times a minute that he is a little baby. Never mind he is a highly opinionated middle aged man in a tiny dog body. He is baby.

For real. Generally, once you reach *this* level of wealth, even if you've contributed something good to the world, by the time you get to billionaire status you're no longer the one making those good things happen. You're a figurehead.

So anyway billionaires should be fed into the shredder.

Hey yall this is your chance to show the trans community you really are an ally and you're not just saying it for brownie points!! -Do not support ANY of this -JK Rowling has said on numerous occasions that her income goes DIRECTLY into anti-trans legislation in the UK -Seriously. NONE. Of it.

Aw heck yeah, the clamps I ordered for this iteration of the mold arrived early! So once the insert finishes printing I'll be able to (theoretically) get right into it over the weekend. Theoretically because I'm sure there'll be some complication.

I'm so eepy today....

Cat turned his head *just* to slow blink at me, and then returned to his little kitty thoughts as soon as he knew the message was received. God I love him he's so cute.

If you told me 10 years ago I'd have a shit list a mile long and the orange fucker from The Apprentice was on the top in bold font and several stab holes I would not have believed you. But that's the timeline we're in.

I would never repost a means to keep your ID safe and to give the middle finger to a company ran by the grandson of Mosley. I would also never encourage you guys to spread the word of this method to fill Palantir's servers with Metaverse like avatars to do a bit of trolling (a lot of it) 😇

The source material: hey here's an entire subplot about how a combination of trauma and genuine ambition to help people in the abstract lead this dude to be a kinda neglectful dad My thirsty ass, discarding all media literacy: ok but I want his babies

Oh my fucking god it IMMEDIATELY TANGLED AGAIN. I'm gonna be left with less than half this damn spool by the time the print is over.

Why is the generic filament I order on Amazon packaged tight as a drum, but the stuff I bought from Bambu already so loose that I had to throw out a significant portion of it after it tangled up? 😭

I am not immune to my own poison. I may not be smart but I make very pretty men.

"I should draw something super self-indulgent of the blorbo" I say Repeatedly And then promptly do not do that.

Me when the blorbo

If your Discovery feed is as scuffed as mine despite repeated "show me less of this" clicks, these might be helpful.

I was gonna print this new mold revision today but both my hotends said no. 😩 I know what to do but I'm just not comfortable with the lighter. And by the time anyone who is comes back, it'll be way outside of sociable hours to finish this thing. bleh.

So I may be stupid! Not about anything in particular, just... in general.

Going to bed and hoping It will have happened when I wake up. I'm just so fucking exhausted.

F R E E H I M

It is officially on sight with every god damn tech CEO

Thiiiiiiiis filament was gonna go towards a different big part but I realized a flaw in this mold that I have to address insteaaaaaaaaaaad. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

love animals. you too can look outside and see a little man

I promise you if you catch an em dash in my work, it was an entirely human choice because I'm just a sucker for em dashes. No robot told me to do it, I'm just a wordy motherfucker and I need them.

You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.

Got more filament time to make more shit that probably won't work!

Anyway ransacking data centers and burning down the hollow shells is the only moral response at this point.

>Watching something in the background >Plosives out the ass >Go back to tab >Girl is using what looks like an earbud as a mic and holding it right up to her mouth OK. BYE.

I love completely re-engineering this stupid mold and it ends up failing the water test.

Can't word today, have the dumb

*accidentally puts together this mold insert with an adhesive known to be a silicone inhibitor* FUCK

Gently swaddle the baby

I wake up I pine for that goofy old man I got back to sleep because the warms make it easier to imagine he's here

My little doggo has many talents. They include being fluffy and having Opinions. There are others. It's mostly those ones.

A pretty man going on live TV to so earnestly compliment my tits would fix me. Well... I mean, not completely. My self confidence is fucked. But it would make a nice dent.

Is there a service to just... hire someone to go to town shooting turkeys in your yard because holy SHIT this is getting ridiculous