Why take normal selfies when you can be completely extra, weird little guys, with your TTRPG friends. #ttrpg #dnd #paxunplugged

I stopped by the @tinkerhousegames.com booth at PAX Unplugged this morning and I WANT THIS BOX of MINIS. #dungeonmaster

Content creators are held to a higher standard than politicians.

When the GM smiles, it's already too late. Still glowing from the debut of the tookit at San Diego Comic Con! Big thanks to the Daggerheart players for showing it off in style! @versachiko.bsky.social @arcaneanthems.com @hapabarbarian.bsky.social @harlikane.bsky.social

One Piece is making me an emotional wreck. Not sure my heart can take much more of this Kuma storyline.

Tiktok thinks my music video for "May I Have Your Name (Can't Trust a Fey)" is too spicy. It's now 18+ and getting limited views. Factual data that tabletop nerds are hot.

Who would have guessed an imgur post in 2015 would have changed the course of my entire life? #ttrpg

Creative's Law states that the moment you start recording vocals an angle grinder somewhere begins cutting concrete.

Me cheering on the absolute carnage that is art fight.

My 17 year old self read to filth. FILTH.

Happiness is a form of rebellion. Creation is a form of revebellion. Storytelling is a form of rebellion. Music is a form of rebellion. Keep living. Keep being seen. (Things I need to hear right now.)

They should have duo lingo but for #ttrpgs. It's really just learning a new form of communicating ideas.

GMs, stop saying your monsters just miss. Describe how your players defend, dodge, or magically block instead. (Obviously not every time but like work it in.) #ttrpg

Sometimes I'm the crow and sometimes I'm the tiger.

It's not your job to remember me. It's my job to be memorable.

“May I Have Your Name (Can’t Trust a Fey)” is out now on all music streaming platforms!

“May I have Your Name (Can’t Trust a Fey)” is out May 30th! I’m stoked to show you the full version with even more creators!

I've been planning for over 6 months to get this show ready. Half the tickets are sold already. I'd love to see you at my first live show in 10 years.

Suggestion for those who run actual plays, podcasts, etc that have multiple cast members. Make it easier to find links to your cast member's socials. Like on IG for example, create a highlight called "cast members" and create a story for each cast member with their tags. #ttrpg

Now boarding the poors. The poors may now board.

Another year another Star Wars day goes by where I don't have one of those fancy lightsabers. 😭 (There are so many amazing designs, I just don't know which one is right for meee.)

My birthday is soon and I’m dreading it. On that day I am absolutely flooded with my least favorite kind of social interaction. Hyper short, surface level, meaningless words. And I am expected to thinly slice my gratitude and present it as something genuine over and over again. Anxiety at maximum.

PAX Unplugged being in November this year is really cramping my style. It may be a skip for me…

See you at PAX East!

I love it when band names are like all lower case. I have no idea why.

Happy Baldur's Gate 3 Final Patch day! - Cross Play - 12 New Subclasses: My favs: Bladesinger Wizard, Drunken Master Monk, Death Domain Cleric, Swashbuckler Rogue, Hexblade Warlock - Photo Mode And more!

Everyone at the table is a storyteller. Help me write more TTRPG songs by supporting me on Patreon. #tabletoprpg #dungeonmasterlife #dungeonmaster #dndmeme #dndmemes #ttrpg

The best d4s have 8 or even 12 sides.

#ad Thank you @thorum for the incredible Meteorsaur ring and for inspiring this short story. Use code ARCANEANTHEMS20 for 20% off your next Thorum ring or head to the link in my bio. #dndmeme #forgedbythorum #dndmemes #dndbard #dungeonmasterlife #dungeonmaster https://spn.so/aby38o9d

Swing sets are so zen.

Your dungeon master is The Weekend. #dungeonsanddragons

Whatever you play remember that it is play. #ttrpg

Chappell Roan is your Dungeon Master. Original Song: Good Luck Babe by Chappell Roan. Follow for more D&D, TTRPG, and fantasy content!

The bros who complain that "monetization is ruining TTRPGs" are the same ones using AI slop for their character art. Just say you hate artists, writers, musicians and creators. Just say you don't think they deserve to get paid for their time and skill. They are wrong by the way.

Yooo, My Dr. Strange grays are coming in.

I wish "Having a panic attack at the Costco" was a Fallout Boy song instead of my lived experience.

A DnD Parody of Royal & The Serpent’s Overwhelmed. #musicsky #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster

I've never played a single Assassin's Creed game but I'm about to buy Shadows just to shut up the ignorant blathering basement dwellers.

Friends! Fellow TTRPG creators. Are you all going to the Dropout Live show at the Hollywood Bowl and not telling me again?

Finding out I'm egg intolerant has taken me from a breakfast bitch to a lunch lover.

Exchange. I'm goofy for this show.

Oh I'm out here doing the not quite Dio. OOTD

A Pyramid is Just an Inhaling Dome - Fallout Boy probably @nerdincorrect

What do you mean there's not a pyramid emoji?!

Home Depot parking lots are just a free for all. Lines are mere suggestions to these f350 trailer hauling monstrosities. Get that work done, spaces be damned.

If you're wondering why I haven't worked with you again and you now use "AI art" for your promo material… It's that.

Barbarian rage in D&D can't just be getting really mad. It make sense that it would be inherently magical, like everything else. You're welcome for this potential story hook.

Imagine on your paycheck seeing how much money is being taken from you for company profit, like we see for taxes and social security. Taxes help you more than donating to the rich does.

I once extended a DnD invite to someone who said they were too smart for me and would easily figure out my plot and any twists I came up with. My role as a DM is not to outsmart my players. I present a scenario then glue together their actions into a story. We create our very our own tale together.