Would I have chosen Brink over The Devourer of All Things Pt. 1? Yes. Am I weirdly attached to the last sixty seconds of Brink? Also yes.

PRODIGY IS EXCELLENT AND MADE MY SIX YEAR OLD CHILD WISH STAR TREK WAS REAL

I heard the length of one half of Soccer described as “45 minutes plus vibes” and honestly? Trye

Let’s do this! (RIFC Stadium Watch Party Edition)

Congratulations to MSNBC for joining the small list of Acceptable Deadnames along with Twitter and the Sears Tower

Bend toward justice

Throw the Book at ‘em

Book (David Ajala) has joined the cast of Law and Order:)

I might have just told my daughter “the evidence does not support your assertion.”

Remember hating the design in this teaser and going mouth-foaming fanboy over it. I still don’t like it, but you don’t hear me complaining and ruining people’s days, do you?

BRB, ruining my YouTube algorithm with spider videos to help battle the seven-year-old’s nascent arachnophobia

Time for a new starter word!!

Oh, hello imposter syndrome. How are you today?

“Cowpoke” is non-binary

She's a god tier troll

I just shriveled up like I drank from the wrong grail

Let them see our joy and know: they will not be mourned

Yesterday I mourned at my father’s funeral. Today I dance on the grave of one of the greatest villains of his generation

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting. now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

I have so many questions about the upside-down Thin Blue Line American flag I just saw

Remember how DS9 called — in 1995 when they lost the AL East by seven games and squandered a 2-0 lead in the ALDS — that the 1999 Yankees would be the greatest team ever. There’s an strong argument the ‘98 Yankees were better, but still that’s one hell of a called shot

I repeat: Baseball has no business being this exciting.

Showing bunt? More like SERVING bunt amirite?

I’m excited to report that Back to the Future both holds up and is still perfect

Make people take philosophy again. Hell, just make them take logic.

how to like a skeet more than once

It’s not a doom pile of laundry if it stays in the laundry room

There’s nothing more American than saying “fuck you, you don’t tell me who I am.” Transphobia is, therefore, un-American.

We need to talk about Melkor’s recidivism

Is there anything more frustrating than knowing you want to read a physical copy of a book that you know you own but can't find?

IYKYK Six / Seven

Fuck, they're gonna use Halloween to try to incite something

There were people who were too young to play a game when it came out, and now the game is unplayable (for whatever reason) and they will never play that game as it was intended.

Every time I see D&D content say “a Tarrasque” I get unreasonably angry and think “you mean THE Tarrasque?!”

Today's real word that Microsoft Word doesn't believe exists: "conclusorily"

when you’re being mean to Ezri Dax, this is who you’re being mean to

Kinda surprised by how many HP costumes I still see at the renaissance faire

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM

*struggling to remember Charlie Kirk's name* I think it was...

Flour Flour Cornstarch Oil Bread Eggs

Drake lost that rap battle so badly that I wrote about it in my book about SPACE-TIME A rap battle loss of literally cosmological proportions Find out how by preordering a copy!!

Quahog

Wow this rundown is wild: "A billionaire asking her fans to buy several editions of the same exact mediocre album is a little hard to stomach." defector.com/taylor-swift...

Is it normal to talk to an urn or

How do I cope with the gravity of picking up my dad’s ashes from the funeral home? Watching Babbity Kate lose her mind over the nonexistence of Cinderella’s ears. youtu.be/OUgRtKr4aK8

I didn’t even know. Good for him!

Connections Puzzle #844 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨

Gifted education is special education. There's remediation - what you usually think of when you think of "special ed" - and there's enrichment. Enrichment isn't "better." It exists to address the needs of kids who are not sufficiently challenged by the typical school day.

Me saying something in Lawyer and then rephrasing in Normal Person

Holy shit. Wizards still being on the right side of history. Good on you, my beloved nerds