Me on bluesky lately

Searching for the strength to pick up my guitar again

You can do a lot in a lifetime If you don't burn out too fast You can make the most of the distance First you need endurance First you've got to last

It is real ptarmigan hours Smash that like button if you awebo as fuck

The feminine urge to buy a 4" tungsten cube

Stars, I wish the Affini were real

finally a trend i can get behind

Warning: Dog Marriage

Can someone explain to me why so many people are borderline feral about Deltarune? Also Undertale Why are they so good? Is it a "just play it" situation?

In a world where I feel so small I can't stop thinking big

I'm that silly girl that'll special interest info dump on you about Rush with the biggest smile on her face

Was some fun entries in the Direct overall Excited for Fire Emblem, Splatoon Raiders, and OoT

Eat more kimchi Here's why: 1) Its spicy 2) Its good for yuor guts 3) Its tasty with tortilla chips 4) its spicy 5) It tastes very good

OoT remake in the Direct leading with a SPOILER wow

Gonna write fanfic fanfic so I never have to say goodbye

All it takes is looking cute on the bed with rope in my mouth to get a play session scheduled My feminine wiles are powerful

Might be time for another Trials in Tainted Space run

Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints! Doll Joints!

it's so fucked up that doll hrt isn't a thing because we're missing out on amazing posts like "seven months hrt" accompanied by a picture of half-formed doll joints in a bizarre amalgamation of human flesh and polished wood

i want my dick pinched in a doll girl's joints right now

I was in meetings for like 5 hours straight today and annoyingly had to talk most of the time Would very much like to just be an inanimate object now plz

Entering my smell amazing era

So many fun uses for carabiners~ (Happy pride! 🌈)

Brings me immense joy to see Rush on stage again Can't wait for my turn to see them again

Possibly potentially plural

I love a good DP but the dirty DP from maccas is next level

Streaming some #StarCitizen today with @valkeir.bsky.social Stop by if you'd like~ www.twitch.tv/fakesummer_

If you can't handle me at my watersports posting you don't deserve me at my yuri posting

Good morning bluesky~

We had a great night 🔥

If you weren't expecting piss skeets from me it's fine, I didn't either

Kookies are the best Just look at them!

We're watching harvest mouse content They're named after the Rescuers they're not Down Under

I haven't been pissed on in TOO DAMN LONG

Feeling unhinged tonight chat stop me

I was explaining yellow cardinals to my daughter. Her takeaway, "Oh, are they a they/them?" 🙂 Yes. They are now. haha (Yellow cardinals are cardinals missing the enzymes that convert their yellow feathers to red. Xanthochroism.)

@valkeir.bsky.social made curry tonight!

no you misheard me i said BREADING kink. i want you to cover me in egg and throw me around in a bowl of crushed croutons. please. please fuck please

Didn't get invited to prom again

God gave me mental illnesses because he knew without them I would be too powerful

You go ahead and have that 4th coffee. There's people out there doing crack.

Running out of time to announce the date for Squadron 42, CIG Gamescom?

Wait, Tupac for real?

Feeling crappy on a Friday night should be illegal

shes so flat its freakin awesome 🎨 @junoelise.bsky.social