That’s the lawn mowed for another year. Glad I don’t need to worry about that again until next spring.

Dad tips: if your shower drains keep getting blocked, make everyone in your household cut their hair short.

If somebody went back in time and killed baby Hitler then anytime we wanted to compare someone to a really horrible person today we’d compare them to the guy who invented a whole ass Time Machine just to murder some random baby.

lol and indeed lmao www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

In 1929 business men were so broke they couldn’t afford busses so they got together in groups like this and walked down the street pretending they were riding an imaginary bus to their imaginary businesses.

Remember when we used to have health secretaries who tried to improve the health of the nation? Hell, remember when we used to have politicians who tried to make things in the country better?

"Living in the moment" is overrated. Protect your mental health, dissociate early and often.

Share the last movie you watched

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated:

Basically America has lost the war and Iran has them - and most of the rest of the world - by the balls. Iran should demand the extradition of trump into Iranian custody to stand trial for war crimes as part of their unconditional terms of surrender.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

How about get on your knees and beg?

This is genuinely hilarious. These men are so pathetic they can’t even refuse to wear shoes that don’t fit them properly. The whole lot of them should be mocked and humiliated wherever they go.

If you turn the Hot tap, Tom Branson comes out If you turn the Cold tap, it's Lady Mary.

I’ve lived in this house for almost 20 years and only this morning realised that the Edwardian-style taps in the bathroom have “Edwardian” written on them just in case you’re not sure what period the bathroom fittings were designed to replicate.

Neurodivergent people are going to take over the world because a) we’ve already developed the coping mechanisms to function while suffering the symptoms described in this article and b) our pathological demand avoidance will ensure we resist using LLMs while everyone else’s brains turn to mulch.

Streeting is a duplicitous quizling piece of shit, that’s why.

We've just learned that the person at the MHRA whose letter caused Wes 'I follow the clinical evidence' Streeting to cancel the puberty blockers trial is Professor Jacob George, the GC who enjoyed mocking trans people on his social media account. Why did Wes Streeting cover up his name?

Every single legacy millennial tv and movie franchise has to make jokes about pronouns and Gen Z work ethic. It’s painfully unfunny. The Scrubs reboot is unwatchable. It’s the trailer highlight for Scream 7, admitting this is the funniest joke in the movie. It’s the same non-joke over and over.

I’m fairly left-wing but if I lived in America I would 100% wear a cowboy hat and boots and drive around in a beat-up 40 year-old F150 listening to country music. Tbh if the US sorts its shit out in the next 10yrs or so, I’d consider moving there to cosplay being a cowboy for a while.

If it’s giving him that hideous rash, what unspeakable horrors is it PREVENTING?

Not sure if this got me blocked because they didn’t get the joke or because they did get the joke.

Post old memes to confuse young people

Telling my kids this was a Chick Tract

Feeling torn. On the one hand I don’t want to give Paramount any more money after their reaction to the genocide in Palestine, but on the other hand I really want to watch Starfleet Academy after seeing how much all the misogynistic Potter-loving transphobes hate it.

I think we should start a moral panic about rich people. I just don’t trust them around my kids.

Person on SEO forum: Here is my problem Me: Here are three good solutions depending on your specific desired outcome Person: Thanks bro, I've decide to choose a fourth bad option no one did, or ever would, suggest

British guys will be like “he’s called Socks because one time he came to school wearing odd socks.”

If the courts won’t do their job, the people will have to.

Life pro tip: When a recipe specifically calls for “ground ginger”, you can actually use any ginger, it all grows in the ground dummy.

European squaddies on Reddit are going to town over this, posting pictures of themselves “not lifting a finger” when they were on deployment in America’s various wars over the past few of decades. Can’t imagine there will be much motivation from our militaries to support the US in the near future.

Just watched Starmer’s address and it’s looking very much like he’s our new Chamberlain and Greenland will be his Sudetenland.

Rodriguez was cheaper to buy than Maduro - give us his location and mineral rights to your country and in return well support you as dictator for life.

It’s 2026. This isn’t about oil, it’s about the country’s significant reserves of strategic rare earth minerals, which Venezuela mostly exports to China.

Do you think if everyone in Scotland posts hard enough we could get Westminster to revoke our membership of the union?

Private schools absolutely were - and still are - stuffed to the gills with autistic kids as well. But rich people aren’t autistic, they’re “eccentric” or “gifted”, and have the wealth to compensate, so it isn’t considered to be particularly detrimental unless they’re full-on non-verbal.

A very merry Christmas to all the filthy animals (complimentary), and only the filthy animals (complimentary).

Worked hard to get this into Guardian Oz & big props to @fiercemum.bsky.social for setting it up & Melissa Davey for publishing it. She will doubtless get loads of hassle from transphobes for it, but it needs to be out there. Puberty Blocker bans harm trans kids, no-one should pretend they don’t.

They should bring back tickle torture

It is also a much more faithful interpretation of I Am Legend than the Will Smith movie was.

Any movie is a Christmas movie if you drink egg nog while watching it.

I sat and passed all 21 exam certificates at the Ounabara Vocational School in Yakuza! Like A Dragon today, despite not being a weeb. What’s your excuse?

Begging. Embarrassed to my core. It’s so, so bad for us but especially for me since my son has a whole other well-off side of the family. I have no one and nowhere to go. Literally 💔 And we deserve to be together on top of all of that (most importantly) 😞 We only have $7,014 to goal!

I wonder how much ChatGPT is being used to write government policy right now? In the UK budget this week, some ideas like the per mile road tax seemed like something ChatGPT would suggest - sounds like it makes sense at face value but is actually a deeply flawed idea when a human thinks it through.

So Pluribus is just an entire tv show of that one Rick and Morty episode? (Not a complaint, it’s quite good)

I’m still using an iPhone 11. I was actually going to upgrade this year but the new iPhone is ugly af, so maybe apple sucking at product design now is also partly to blame for killing the economy?

“Yer da sells Avon!”

I’m finding that generative ai is leading to an overall decline in trust. My default stance now for any image, video, animation or text whether online, in movies and tv shows or on physical products is to look out for indications that it’s ai generated.

When someone does inevitably launch the first on-demand AI music streaming app, I hope they have the self-awareness to call it Slopify.