I'll be honest, I really don't like a lot of you guys. You're all constantly angry, hate each other, and pretend that you're happy from the way you live. I don't need this app in my life, so I'm getting rid of it. And to my wonderful girlfriend, it was a great 5 days but I'm 16 and you're 21.

I'm laughing at everyone who follows reply bots or even made their own because there'll be like one reply from a real person and 4 robots beating you off

I've accidentally cured my doomscrolling because I follow people who I really like interacting with but oh my god everyone is so miserable and making people up to get mad at like oh my god none of like being happy (with exceptions)

I'm sooooooooo sleepyyyyy

I fucking adore women who just got that shit on irrevocably

Shadows of doubt might be my new favorite game it's so much fun

Yo I'm boutta melt my fucking computer for sum shadows of doubt

Debating my gf on the Ukraine-Russia conflict has awakened the part of me that loves debating (I like to think I'm good at it) that my dad suppressed by being closed-minded and thinking he knows better because he's old

I have a watch that only dings really fucking annoyingly at the 38th minute of every hour and idk how to turn it off

kota dating simulator oh wait thats real life !!

Pirating games is literally infinite games but no games like I don't want (blank) simulator copy paste game number 29385337918

Depending on my state of sobriety I either laugh like a fem moistcritikal or a fem seth Rogan

HOW DO I HAVE 20 SEEDERS WITH THE MOST POPULAR GAME AMONG QUEERS IN THE 21TH CENTURY

nightmare blunt rotation

Ohhh thats why I'm tired every day I haven't been drinking water at all

I also had a crazy fucking dream starring my love

Yo I took a crazy nap and I feel numb all over

This mf zooi be lying out they ass yo there's not shot there's not lore ain't no one making a barcode from a spectrogram that plays from a secret fuse when ripped open

we need to bring back important people having scribes that follow them around to write down everything they do

Dude the Easter eggs in people playground are so unsettling

in the bottom of the abyss, it sings you a lullaby. (Not edited it actually does this)

One time I was was trying to eat an entire pizza slice in one bite, successfully did it, and got a horrible bloody nose

Yay bloody nose so awesome yay

I wanna die in a way that gets me a wikipedia article

Shout-out that guy

Unfortunately I get many of my mannerism from oneyplays 💔

How do I say I have metacognition without sounding like a redditor

i am so grateful for girls

i like when they call me a girl

decisions

Grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up

It's so crazy that we know everything the penis does but still don't know what squirt is what is our priorities we will never make it to Mars if we don't know what squirt is

Whoever made pb&j fucking cooked dude ts fire

Watching venom: the last dance dude they mag dumped cheklov's gun

I'm stuck in a loop on helldivers of starting the game, failing to kill a tough enemy because the gun I like is actually ass alone, and closing the game

"I think (weapon in pve game) should be nerfed" 🔃TRANSLATING🔃 "I AM ADOLF HITLER"

Lowkey "say on wallahi bro🙏" is an Israeli dogwhistle

Maybe they aren't liking my posts because they hate me I tell myself as the website melts into a puddle wicked witch of the west style

Let me guess

I wanna ship of theseus myself with you babygirl

i love imagining people that don’t exist. guy who sternly applies consent dynamics to inanimate objects. the car must want to be driven or you can’t drive

I sincerely apologize to everyone I've called insaniacs or psychopaths

I'm slowly realizing that I'm not normal in the ways I thought I was normal

C'mon man

If Chris Chan was now instead of then she would be a micro celebrity on bluesky with a small following and lists and everyone would take the dimensional merge would be taken so much more seriously

God it would be sooooo funny if I went bald

Absolum is so much fun guys you should play it it's so good

Last night I had the weirdest glitch on helldiver's where every single one of my available stratagems all activated at once, putting down an sos and killing my teammate with an eagle strafe because everything else was on cooldown

I'm melning it

Stupid fucking app it was just the notifications from yesterday making themselves unread