Bedtime selfie with Waffles 🤳

Syd's parents got a kitten.

We each won a game of bowling and now we're eating ice cream. Then it's time to go get high.

We're out bowling for date night and the family next to us has me dead 💀

About to smoke in just my undies bc fuck this heat. I literally want to die.

I hope I’ve absolutely ruined their day

It's here!! Smooth and easy

Ordered pizza for the first time here 🍕

Handsome but shy neighbor kitty

Baddie down 😭 Old mootie got converted by her family. #RipMo

Barb is rough on toys. I had this 'octopus' for a few years, but didn't take her long. Rip lmao.

So much kitten cuteness at the cat cafe.

Working at 5am is rough 😴

I fucked up bad at work. I wiped the wrong MacBook for someone 😭 send help bc idk how to fix it but I'm IT.

Got magic cards(free), die, and stickers from this guy off tiktok that does free cards. (one sticker not pictured) harmlessoffering.com

☆ ☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you

Time for surgery

1 year ago

I'm so bad at replying to people's text. I feel like a bad friend 😔 I've not even given out my new number to most of my contacts yet.

I secured the bucket. I get free drinks whenever so I'll bring it back later to fill up.

Seeing another Arkansas license plate.

I just witnessed two different types of BAD drivers. 1. Couldn't make a uturn in a Civic and had to 3 point it. 2. Truck drove over the median to get to Bojangles

My family JUST recently learned where I moved to, and now some random relative died. Guess where they live.. fucking NC. How convenient that they'll be in my area. My little sister said she has no idea who it was and neither do I. I declined the invite to see them.

Paid and scheduled my kidney stone surgery. I'm going to be intubated and under anaesthesia. And getting a stint put in. Kinda nervous ngl. Also have to be there by 6am..

i want some dr pepper so fuckinh bad irght now

Fed up with my main job and honestly want to quit so bad, but I can't afford to. Almost rather work 3 part time jobs vs this nonsense.

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish the most recent cat picture on your phone.

Worked almost 11 hours today between both jobs. But free donuts, so worth it.

Animals I've medicated: Cat, dog, rat, cow, sheep, llama, alpaca.

This you lol? @little-babushka.bsky.social

So it's actually the same kidney that's been stuck for a few months, and I'll be getting it surgically removed. Should be simple enough but was hoping it wouldn't come to this.

I'm the slut to her ragamuffin

*eyes twitching*

Another 5mm stone 😭😭 My dr pepper days are over.

Guess who's in the hospital 🙃 I'm okay, just kidney issues again

In pain 😔😭 (can't afford more bubbly water so I have to drink the regular crap)

These working conditions are impossible

Found a lost kitty

Dude at work was like, "is that Bernie Sanders?"

I'm gay for them tits

We went to an adult prom tonight and it was so much fun, and gave us an excuse to dress up

She sleeps like a baby

Work was exhausting today and tmw is going to be hell. I just started training drinks and got thrown on a register. Idk wtf I'm doing lol

Slapped her soapy boobs together and shot soap straight into my eye, and holy fuck it hurts lmao 😭😂

New series to read. I haven't read a book in a long time.

What if I was made for you, and you were made for me? What if I loved all the what ifs away?

It found me

Share two of your favorite pics of yourself.

Survived my first weekend at Dunkin. I get free food/drinks which is hella nice.

Eating Cookout in the park