The stretched arms are EVERYTHING

HELL YEAH!!!

$20 smoothie but $8 roaches

This is on me, that it took so long to review. But i finally watched and gave my review for #OneOfThemDays on my YouTube channel youtu.be/qzZMhKGJO60

My bad it's 6pm PT/9PM ET TONIGHT just an hour later!!

It's BLACK HISTORY MONTH and we are back with another ALL NEW EPISODE of #BlerdsNTheHood TONIGHT 5pm PT/8PM ET on TWITCH. Join me & @theswaggyblerd.bsky.social live www.twitch.tv/blerdsnthehood

I damn near forgot about yall over here thats my bad but hey Netflix asked me if i would do it again and of course i said YES. Im hosting the "INTRODUCING" showcases for Netflix next Tuesday at the Ice House in Pasadena 730 and 930pm.

In case you didnt know. I host a podcast called THE MAD TITAN PODCAST where I cover the Marvel & DC live action universes and i just recorded an all new episode. open.spotify.com/episode/1Nw2...

If you're in San Diego I'm headlining Saturday night Feb 22 for two shows at the Mic Drop Comedy Club so you can make plans now and grab tickets. www.micdropcomedy.com/events/95507

I spent 2024 finding out more about both myself as well as those around me and in my inner circles. I am beyond greatful for those lesson and ecstatic about what 2025 has to hold. #HappyNewYear to you as yours. Oh yeah ill be on here more as well.

So the CEO shooter was named Luigi, it's going to be very interesting when we find out the reason he did what he did was because United HealthCare kept denying all of his claims from head injuries hitting all of those bricks.

So we're finding out that the UHC CEO was killed by a dude named Luigi. Damn had he not shot him he would have taken him out with a blue shell.

If i would have known that Mercury was in Gatorade i would not gone to hang with an ex yesterday.

If you're a black person invited to a white friendsgiving be sure to bring either MAC AND CHEESE or SWEET POTATO PIE cuz trust NEITHER will be there if you don't. HappyThanksgiving

Listen Kendrick has already sampled an SWV track and one of the best. But if that man does New Edition, Jade, Brownstone, Men of Vizion or one of 6 others imma break out in a praise dance.

Imagine if you will, throwing a fit tryna say "nah...nah that song aint that popular" and then the culture collectively says "HOLD MY BEER" and IMMEDIATELY runs it back up in the top 20.

"Not Like Us" is about to be the global NUMBER ONE song in streams and spins til the superbowl all cuz Drake has to throw a hissy fit.

There's just a few tickets left and i think we're gonna sell out again. But nonetheless got a 🔥🔥🔥lineup tonight at the Hollywood Improv 915pm

That part! All the trolls and "verified" profiles with 200 followers can keep it for themselves.

Dear tequila fueled late nights. You will not have me ordering white castle at 2 AM. I'm in therapy and i love myself too much.

This right here!!

So like ... we all KNEW that was gonna be the result of the fight right? Like no one should be shocked AT ALL.

So clearly Joe Rogan is going in the white house next, right? Because like at this rate would ANYONE be shocked.

How many standup comedians or actors are over here? I love seeing all of the writers and comic book artists but just a bit curious. Also. I've got a special out on YouTube check it out youtu.be/oReDAa4D3zU

What's happening to all of the new folks on Bluesky. Trust me we're keeping the bs to an absolute minimum here.

You know how people say "i need my morning coffee so i can get through the day"? I don't think there's enough coffee.

Its either the SEASON FINALE of America or the SERIES FINALE tonight.

Myself & The Swaggy Blerd, Winston A. Marshall are doing an special election day edition of BLERDS N THE HOOD tonight at 530pm PT/830PM ET on TWITCH www.twitch.tv/blerdsnthehood make sure you join us live cuz we're gonna need the laughs and there will be 🥃🥃🥃

It's so weird seeing cologne fragrances named after Superhero characters. It's scary Like Spider-Man what could that smell like and WHY would you wanna smell like you been web-slinging through mid-town Manhattan all day.

Not gonna lie i would have loved to have been in NY for NYCC but there's always next year.

I forgot to post this here. But if you havent checked out my stand up special "Big, Black and Nerdy" on YouTube, here's the link for you to check it out. youtu.be/oReDAa4D3zU

Whelp guess we're back here over on good ol Bluesky hey yall

This Friday the 27th come thru and come hang out at the Hollywood Improv for "Jay Washington and Friends" tinyurl.com/f7emfuhh

Every single friend and follower from twitter whole followed me here needs a shout out. I’m so grateful for all of you. Without your help and support, I wouldn’t have been able to keep fostering or stay in my home. Y’all have given me so much this year and I’m deeply grateful

Running it back on Friday Oct 27th 945pm at the Hollywood Improv. Come wesr your costumes and have a great time with an amazing lineup.

Tomorrow night 945 Hollywood Improv

Like I did just get a couple of new followers so welcome.

But like in GENERAL why are you using Twitter for that when there are FULL.ASS WEBSITES dedicated to just you know.....PORN!

Friday September 29th 945pm I get to have a little bit of fun and stretch out with the homies at the Hollywood Improv. Get tix NOW!! www.ticketweb.com/event/jay-wa...

Ok ill admit it, it is kinda cool having people come up to you in the gym asking If I'm "Jay Washington" & then telling me how mich they dig the vids on the gram or have seen on stage. Makes my super villain heart smile a bit.

I wakeup to see that Aaron Rodgers ruptured his Achilles. Now I'm normally not one to celebrate a man's downfall....however.......

So im just gonna be copying and pasting whatever I post on Twitter, TikTok whatever here. It's just gonna happen.

I need you all to go and follow Latoya.

Oh YEEEEAAAAHHHH we're still over here too.

We're still using this one too right? Just wanna check.

So mushroom chocolate ......THAT WAS AN EXPERIENCE.....

I woke up still pissed off I put myself through that entire bs that is THE IDOL. I want a refund on my time and life wasted.

Alrighty so this is what we're doing now. Let's party.