The Executive is positioning national guard forces in strategic cities to normalize their presence. He is testing which commanders will follow orders and who will rebel so they can be fired before major elections take place. Whatever you tolerate now will feel normal a year from now.

Can 🦑 #marinelife help?

Hi #scisky, #icanhazpdf? I teach marine science to high schoolers. www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

Hi #scisky, #icanhazpdf? I teach marine science to high schoolers. www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

THEY BROUGHT IT BACK! #SHARPIE Extra Fine Point!!!!!!!

Can I get an ID ASAP? Central Florida, East Coast, juvenile. #herp #snake #scisky

Galatians 6: 7-10

We are leveling up our nerd level for this year's season finale of Two Pint PLC... we're taking the advice of @adverbia.bsky.social and doing a "Where Are They Now?" review of our past top papers. It's kinda fascinating!

I'm thinking of opening an #acorns account. Anyone have a referral link they want to share?

So, about 6 weeks ago, my dear friend organized a fund-raiser for me on the sly. Some of you donated and I am so so grateful. Thank you so much. The purpose of the fundraiser has been fulfilled. You guys are amazing.

First they promised jetpacks, now this. I won't be fooled again.

Juvenile bull shark - 1st dorsal fin. Indian River Lagoon, Florida. 🦑🐟🦈

I put off a task for 5 months that just took me 15 minutes to complete. Why am I like this? (I know why.)

I am thoroughly convinced that DJT Jr.'s brain is smooth like a water balloon, and you can't change my mind about that.

A sugar daddy, but make it a guy who just wants me to text him random biology facts and nerd memes.

So we're just going full on The Running Man, eh?

Need a nice late afternoon read about the mathematics of firefly synchrony? Here you go! From @evelynjlamb.bsky.social nautil.us/the-mathemat...

Red Ink loves to see this.

Attention aspiring dentists! Plan to set up your practice in FL 10 years from now!

Sinners invites a new bold business idea. What if people want to see movies because they like them and not due to a pavlovian response to being 12 years old once!?

This is the skeet equivalent of a hostage video.

Felices pascuas!

Rewatching Game of Thrones. O had forgotten what an irredeemable turd Theon Greyjoy was in the first few seasons.

🚨TODAY @ 11 AM: A Florida teacher was fired in Brevard County because of the GOP’s anti-DEI agenda. The threats to public education started in Florida and now Republicans are taking this roadmap nationwide. Join our Education Town Hall today ⬇️

Hey @whysharksmatter.bsky.social , found this pristine costume at a yard sale. Guess that makes me Brody for Halloween this year!

HAHAHAHAHA. Who's going to tell 'em?

Tom Sawyer - Rush Just typing this makes me anxious.

Me in the national security group chat.

I'm so broke, even my scam loan offers are getting smaller.

#BreakingNews On 3/21/25 we received a near total termination of our federal contract for legal services under the Unaccompanied Children Program (UCP). No child should ever face a heartless immigration system w/o a lawyer by their side. #SaveUCP Read: www.immdef.org/blog/ucpcont...

Just wait until they start scrutinizing our papers to travel across state lines.

I'm watching CRIMINAL (2016). It feels like a movie from an alternate universe very close to our own. Kevin Costner, Ryan Reynolds, Gal Gadot, Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Oldman. I've never heard of this.

We made a blunt poster for this. Anyone can print them for free and hang them up in their communities. Take these messages into the real world, off of your screens. Library bulletin boards, telephone poles, laundromats…you can find places! Hi-res files on our website. Always fresh! Always free! 🖨️🔥🧾

I do not deserve this magnificent creature. #puglife

Now I'm starting to think somebody has to.

This goes double for work. I love what I do, but it is hard enough without gaslighting narcissists sucking the joy out of it.

All righty -- tomorrow, Thursday, March 20. Be there! It'll be fun. (and if you don't catch the stream, it'll be posted at the same URL thereafter). skepticalinquirer.org/video/evolut...

Been thinking a lot about friendships this week. We tolerate a lot from the people we care about, but I'm coming into a season of my life where I'd rather be alone than be taken advantage of.

🚨NEW🚨: Donald Trump is attempting to strip away federal support for libraries. We will NOT let that happen. Last night the President signed an order to gut the Institute of Museum & Library Services. But together, we know we can show up & defeat it. Full EO: www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Do panic attacks count?

I hope everyone who voted for El Pendejo is getting kicked right in the 401K.

I'm not saying somebody should. I'm just wishing somebody would.

OMG the last line. newrepublic.com/post/192493/...

As a science teacher, this makes me feel so defeated. So glad I am closer to the end of my career than the beginning.

It's like he's allergic to rhetoric.

I want someone to throw their shoe.

I just read this aloud to my class of mostly seniors. Without commentary, of course, because teachers are not allowed political speech in the classroom. Just passing along the president's words.

Sure, whatever. One WOOLY MOUSE please.

Imagine DOGE opens your mail and finds your household electric bill. To eliminate this cost, they burn your house down without warning. Then they total up the bills that, as a homeless person, you will never again pay. On its website, DOGE boasts about the money it has saved you.