Yeah, I didn't think I'd see a legacy *institution* like CBS News fail this hard, this quickly. www.semafor.com/article/05/1...

You know of all my run-ins with bigotry there's one instance which to this day has kerfuffled me the most.

Signs of the hard times to come: when *American Express* is offering cash back at the dollar store.

On my life I thought Ted Turner had died YEARS ago.

*Whatever* legacy he might've left behind was completely besmirched in the after years, to be wiped off for good on the parking lot of a landscaping company. And everyone knows it was really Will Bratton who cleaned up NYC, finishing what David Dinkins had started.

Yeah I don't think it's very "purity testy" to think the sort of guy who'd get a Nazi tattoo and *keep it* even after being shown his error, might in fact be lying about his voting intentions.

It wasn't a hoax, or staged. What people need to understand once and for all is that we're dealing with people of a certain low cunning. They were *ready and waiting* for something, anything to pop off, and had their scripts set to publish immediately.

I just know that my old neighborhood is *significantly* safer for some people than it was when I grew up there. Like, you just never saw them around.

OR, he's moving with the confidence of someone who knows something we don't.

BEEF Season 2: someone should've reined in that writer's room. I was entertained, but disappointed like when you go for chocolate and they only have vanilla.

Did those people stay home on Election Day with cries of "genocide enabler!"? Then they're guilty as charged. Take your medicine and do better.

Knowing how much the Reality TV President cares about optics I expect a full 4k video of the blast and mushroom cloud. Remember, November '24 was the time and place for all this. Today, baby just enjoy the show.

"There is nothing new under the sun." - Jessica Lynch

Mickey Mouse is at his therapist's office. The shrink says "So, you are concerned that Minnie is having some mental issues, not really acting like herself?". Mickey responds, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!". x.com/AIslop_/stat...

"But the DOW!"

*Of course* Trump wasn't going to stop the ship from making landfall, where have you been? www.cnbc.com/2026/03/30/c...

In my humble opinion anytime the catcher whips his glove back into the strike zone, automatic Ball. Cut the bullshit.

They only protest when the empire won't strike back.

It looks like the SNL parody of a live action Moana movie that *surely* they'd never actually make...

Is this post from 2019? Cuz I remember the shitloads of scandal that came to light after he left office, stuff you'd think would DQ him. But J6 didn't and neither did anything else.

If his fellow students at NYU or whatever silly school he's at had any balls, they'd follow him class to class blasting this on Bluetooth. youtu.be/3RmQTYLD398?...

Man really was a prophet. youtu.be/soAzWY9-VHE?...

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

When you find a wasp nest on your property you don't just kill the ones that sting you.

Not gonna lie, I didn’t vote for her cause I saw Comrade Nina Turner floating around in her orbit but I’ll vote for her cause the alternative is a Republican. See how easy that is progressives? It’s called common sense and strategy.

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Bet she wakes up for the halftime show tho.

This is the energy I expect to see tomorrow. youtu.be/kB9cVLW5C_I?...

These 2024 protest voters got my "Told you so" worn to the nub.

Glad my personal protective protocol of "never give these stupid apps your real name or ID info" still holds up.

Happened to me at Logan in Feb 2020, guy just posted in the jetway asking everyone for their passport and reason for travel.

Really? Some rustbucket oil tanker is gonna be the casus belli? The USS Princip?

A little Monday boredom.

It couldn't BE more clear than the fact we've fielded two *excellent* women candidates, and they both lost to the same dishonest, lying, cheating, scamming, daddy's little rich boy.

My 2013 is good for at least another 100k and I intend to get it there. *Any* repairs along the way would still end up cheaper than these 2025 payments.

Would love to hear Angie Martinez' take on this Diddy doc. As someone who remembers her tearful on-air eulogy of Tupac.

It's about that time.

Expedition 33 brought back the overworld, and an airship to explore it. I'm all in on devs going back to the fundamentals.

No idea why an Afghan refugee shot National Guard soldiers within walking distance of the White House, but this new USCIS directive was revealed on Monday. Worth noting.

What is this, Reddit?

Everybody should read this. English has been reduced to clickbait, its various meanings diluted, its definitions now wholly inaccurate.

Or just keep wailing about all cops being bastards and demanding that departments be defunded and see where that shit gets you. Fucking nowhere. Not in years now. It's shit. It's moronic. It's empty. But the slogan makes a purist ideologue feel good, so enjoy.

I'll take it further: when you're that rich you don't actually *care* about paying higher taxes because your lifestyle doesn't change at all. You're only bothered by the money going to others who "don't deserve it".

Slow WiFi, weak batteries in the remote, smartTV acting dumb, anytime that some binary "yes/no" technology hits me with a "maybe".

You'll forgive me if I think that Thousand Meme Stare is exactly what this idiot interviewer deserved. Next time send a grownup to handle grownup business.

Weaponized DOJ tried to put him thru the grinder.

No picture, but there's a spot near Boston harbor where they have this "torta campechana" that straight blew my lid off.

13 out of 17 isn't so bad, right?

Had me in the first half, I won't lie.

For some reason I think that if you were truly in a position to *know* this, you wouldn't be blabbing it on bluesky.